• From torn work clothes to being covered in pig poo, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most embarrassing things that happened
to us while at work.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by XxWolfCrusherxX MKyleM
So MKyleM decided to hack the security system where he worked as an IT Expert.
However, he didn’t know that he was hacking the webcams that looked into his boss’s
office.
While hacking, MKyleM forgot to put in a single line of code, which made his boss able to
see him.
His boss saw MKyleM’s friend, Grgak, standing naked in the background.
Grgak asked, “Hey, you got that camera hacked yet?”
His boss took away his coding equipment, but thanked him for finding a way to look over
the workplace without anyone knowing.
He even said, “MKyleM and his… naked friend brought a new security system to our workplace.”
MKyleM was teased about it for a year.
Number 9 was submitted by HellaBella27 Spincess
One time, when Spincess worked as an office clerk, her boss asked her to copy some papers.
He gave her the files and she stored them in her desk, in the second drawer where her
4-year-old son’s drawings were.
Being the same color as the papers from her boss, Spincess didn’t notice and accidentally
copied her son’s drawings instead.
She gave them to her boss and, the next day during a meeting, he looked at the papers
and gave Spincess an angry look.
So her boss, not wanting to embarrass her, described the drawings to everyone as they
laughed.
Afterwards, he politely told her to copy the papers and not draw them.
Number 8 was submitted by oPolarus Danger Dolan
When he worked at a garden center, Dolan had to lift a bag of bio blend compost, which
was soil made of recycled greens and pig poop.
When Dolan and his co-worker lifted the bag over their heads to put it on a shelf, it
ripped open on Dolan’s end, spilling all over him.
He had to be sprayed with a jet hose and couldn’t get the smell of pig poop off him for a week.
Number 7 was submitted by CatsaNinjaCat Pandora
One time, when Pandora was working the night shift as a casino janitor, her mother stopped
in and spent an hour looking for her.
She walked around the casino, saying, “Do you know where my daughter is?
She’s part of the cleaning crew.
It’s her first night being in charge.
I wanted to see how she’s doing and wish her luck.”
Pandora’s mother said that to everyone – from cocktail waitresses to security, and even
a few executives.
She eventually found Pandora, who was training a new employee.
After getting Pandora’s attention, her mother began to say things like, “Have you been
eating well?”
“Are you showering properly?”
“How’s your cat?
I miss her.”
From over her mother’s shoulder, Pandora saw the casino’s owner along with the director
of the janitorial department heading toward them.
The director politely told Pandora’s mother that she couldn’t visit her at work and
interrupt her, to which her mother replied, “She’s my only daughter, the last baby
bird to leave the nest.”
The director replied, “Well, you’re putting your ‘baby bird’ at risk of being fired.
Please do not disturb her, or I will have security escort you off the property.”
Her mother promptly shut up and left.
Number 6 was submitted by MarvalMan10 Legna
One day, Legna was late to work.
He was really dazed from watching “The Walking Dead” all night.
As he walked down the hall, he opened a door that he thought was his office.
It turned out to be a board room where executives and representatives were holding a meeting.
Legna’s boss said, “This is the Employee of the Year I was telling you about.”
Everyone in the room began muttering phrases such as, “He’s a fine young man” and
“He looks like a hard worker.”
Confused and overwhelmed, Legna’s body self-destructed – he peed his pants, puked on an executive,
and almost pooped his pants.
Despite being fired for the incident, Legna and his former boss are still cool and even
joke about it to this day.
Number 5 was submitted by 3ofkings Zaraganba
Zaraganba once went to a company Christmas party that was being held at a fancy country
club, where the CEO was a member.
Everything was free – including the drinks.
So, Zaraganba ended up having five fireball shots, two Long Island Iced Teas, and a mojito.
Needless to say, he was fairly drunk.
His co-workers dragged him onto the dance floor, where he tore it up.
Trying to be impressive, he tried ending his dance with a cartwheel to his seat.
Misjudging the distance, his legs came down on the edge of the table, sending plates,
food, and candles flying everywhere.
The plates smashed against the wall, the food splattered a couple of his co-workers and
a member of the band that was playing, and the candles rolled on the floor and began
a small fire.
Zaraganba grabbed the first liquid that he saw and threw it at the fire to put it out
– but instead of water, he had accidentally grabbed vodka.
The CEO grabbed a jug of water and put it out.
Zaraganba sheepishly helped put the table back up and stayed away from the dance floor,
as well as the booze, for the rest of the night.
Everyone – including the CEO – just laughed it off.
They still talk about it to this day.
Number 4 was submitted by GRACIElovesANIMALS Doopie
Doopie decided to wear her new black leggings to work one day.
It was a day where she had to go to a very important meeting.
In the middle of the meeting, she stood up and heard a rip.
She looked at her chair and saw that the whole backside of her pants had ripped.
The entire section of the leggings that covered her butt were gone.
Luckily, she had a long jacket, but she had to walk down a long hallway and into a room
where another meeting was being held.
She believes that was her worst day EVER!
Number 3 was submitted by CitCat27-03 Cidius
During his first shift at a general store, Cid was taken to the backroom by his supervisor
to get to know where things were.
Next, he began to train Cid on a register.
All of a sudden, Cid threw up in his hands and had to run to the back of the store, with
bits of chuck dropping as he ran.
For months, he was known as the newbie who threw up.
He also knows why he threw up that day.
The register he was training at was on a corner that would get very stuffy, especially on
hot Australian days.
Number 2 was submitted by Wing_679 Hellbent
When he was 16, Hellbent worked at McDonald’s.
While working with the fries, one of his co-workers came up from behind him and pulled his pants
down.
He then threw them in the fryer.
Hellbent was very embarrassed, and went home without his pants that day.
The next day, he texted his co-worker saying that they were no longer friends.
He also ended up quitting.
Number 1 – What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to me while
at work?
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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you were home alone?”
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