*CRASH*
TV Announcer: Welcome back to Kids Say the Darndest Things!
TV Presenter: So Cream if you had one wish, what would it be?
Cream: Eternal pain and suffering for all who appose the dark lord :)
Knuckles: Ha ha ha... Kids...
*Frantic Doorbell noises*
Tails: Check. Out. What I just made!
Robot: Please allow me to urinate directly in to you mouth.
Sonic:... I don't like it.
Tails: It's a beer peeing...
*Flushing toilet sound effect*
Tails: Pill pooping!
*Fart noise*
Tails: Cough syrup barfing robot! *Vomit sound effect*
Sonic: Does it... really need the sound effects?
*Fart sound effect*
Tails: ...Yes.
Tails: So...
Tails: Fancy a drink?
Sonic: Well... I really shouldn't
Tails: You know you want to! *Toilet flush sound effect*
Sonic: Alright fine!
Sonic: Just one drink.
Sonic: I don't want things getting out of control
*BINGO HIGHWAY RAVE MUSIC*
Sonic: Hahahahaha
Knuckles: Hahahahaha
Tails: Hahahahahaha
Tails: Chug, chug, chug, chug. Chug!
Tails: I'm here to party!
Sonic: I know I said just one drink, but....
Sonic: I think after nine or ten, I'll have just one more
Knuckles: *Crying*
Sonic: Uhh... My head...
Sonic: Wait, where are we?
Tails: First time?
Sonic: Jail!?
Sonic: What did we do?
Tails: Eh. No idea.
Knuckles: Not sure what happened. But I did get this adorable tattoo
*Evil Laughter*
Sonic: Just one drink he said... Just one drink...
Knuckles: Don't worry about it. Your boys got an escape plan
Knuckles: *Various grunts while hitting wall*
Sonic: Nice
Sonic: Only ten years and we'll be out
Sonic: Where were you even keeping that spoon anyway?
Knuckles: You don't wanna know...
Shadow: Knock, knock!
Shadow: Happy 10th arrest Tails!
Shadow: This is from all the staff at Station Square prison
Shadow: Don't tell anyone, but you're our favourite in-mate
Tails: Oh! You guys!
Shadow: Make a wish!
Tails: (Big tiddy goth girlfriend, Big tiddy goth girlfriend!)
Knuckles: Bleh!
Sonic: Shadow what are we in here for?
Sonic: None of us remember a thing
Shadow: Hmm... Let's see..
Shadow: *Clears Throat*
Shadow: Trespassing
Sonic: Huh, that's not so bad
Shadow: Noise complaints, public defecation, damages to station square zoo...
Sonic: O..K.. that is pretty bad
Knuckles: I do... remember a zoo, now that you mention it
*Flashback time*
Knuckles: ooh, ooh, ooh! I wanna see that animals!
Sonic: It's almost midnight, it's closed
Knuckles: It's fine... I bought an annual membership for the zoo online
Sonic: That doesn't just mean you can go in anytime you like
Sonic: Knuckles?
Sonic: Knuckles!?
Sonic: Knuckles!!
Sonic: Uugghh
Knuckles: Awwwh
Sonic: We're not meant to be here Knuckles
Knuckles: Wow look at all those chickens!
*Penguin Noises*
Sonic: Those are penguins
Knuckles: Aww! Can we have a pet penguin?
Sonic: Definitely not
*poop splat
Knuckles: Hey that monkey just threw poop at me!
Knuckles: Well to can play at that game!
Knuckles: *Attempting to poop*
Knuckles: O-Okay just give me a minute
Knuckles: *Attempting even harder to poop*
Tails: You need to chill out, man
Sonic: Uh oh..
Sonic: We need to get the animals out of here right now!
Tails: Way ahead of you
*Happy penguin noises*
Knuckles: Can we have a penguin now?
Sonic: *Sighs*
Sonic: Okay, that's the last of them
Tails: We're heroes!
Sonic: We're Sonic Heroes! (The best game)
Tails: Why does it always gotta be about you?
Dr. Eggman: *Humming*
Dr. Eggman: McDonalds at 3am...
Dr. Eggman: I really need to sort my life out
*Honk*
Eggboy: I don't think you should have done that!
Bear: *Growls*
Dr. Eggman: Ughh
Bear: *Angrily Roars* Dr. Eggman: AAAGGHHH
Bear: *Growls*
Bear: *Angrily Roars*
Dr. Eggman: Sometimes I think karma exists. I definitely deserve this
Dr. Eggman: 1,000 chicken nuggets please
Bear: *Roars*
Sonic: Okay, that's enough drama for today
Sonic: We should head back
Sonic: Wait...
Sonic: Where's Knuckles?!
Tails: He ran off again
Sonic: *Sighs then drinks*
Knuckles: Woah! Cool outfits!
Cream: The sacred robes are reserved for followers of the dark lord
Knuckles: Oh I love the dark lord!
Cream: Experienced assassins only
Knuckles: O-ohhh... Yeah I've killed loads of people
Cream: How many?
Knuckles: Four...
Knuckles: ...ty...
Knuckles: Million.
Cream: Oooooh... right this way!
Cream: I solemnly swear
Knuckles: *Slurred* I solemnly swear
Cream: To bring terror, murder and destruction under the name of the dark lord and bask in the blood of his enemies
Knuckles: *Drunken gibberish*
Cream: Meh. Close enough
Cream: And to complete your initiation you need to perform a blood sacrifice!
Cult Members: Blood sacrifice, Blood sacrifice!
Cream: Hmmm... Him!
Knuckles: Hey... No, No, No.. O...kay
Knuckles: I'll be honest. I may have told you I'm a murderer
Knuckles: but there's one thing I'm definitely not
Knuckles: and that is a murderer
Knuckles: Those who break the oath are sentenced to death
Knuckles: Uhhh.... Uhhhh....
Knuckles: Look an angel!
Cream: *GASP* die worshiper of light!
Sonic: Knuckles! Knuckles!
Sonic: You know what? I give up. We'll never find him.
Knuckles: Hey guys! I joined a cult-
*Back to the present*
Knuckles: That explains the tattoo
Shadow: Sonic. Tails. Knuckles.
Shadow: Your bail has been posted, you're all free to go
Sonic: Huh? Really? By who?
Shadow: Your wife
Amy: Hiiii!
Knuckles: *laughs*
Shadow: And Knuckles, your husband is here too
Knuckles: Ha ha- Huh?!
Big: Hey Knuckie wuckie!
Knuckles: Excuse me for one moment, I can feel some vomit crawling up the back of my throat
Sonic: Please tell me this is some kind of prank
Sonic: We didn't really get married right?
Amy: Ahh.. It's how I always dreamed the big day would be
Priest: We gather here tonight, to unite-
Priest: Sonic you're facing the wrong way
Sonic: Huh... Who are you!?
Priest: We gather here...
Priest: Blah, blah, blah, whatever who even cares
Priest: Knuckles I here you've prepared some personal vow's for Big
Knuckles: *Slurred drunken gibberish*
Tails: Who said romance is dead?
Amy: I'm just surprised it went ahead with that restraining order you filed against me
Amy: Well anyway lets get moving! Wouldn't want to miss our 12 hour anniversary would ya?!
Amy: So... for baby names I was thinking
Amy: If it's a boy we could call it Sonic Jr.
Amy: and if it's a girl...
Amy: Probably Sonic Jr. again haha I really like that name
Sonic: Uh huh.. *Googling how to file for divorce*
Big: Knuckles... I have something I need to tell you...
Knuckles: Uh... Huh...
Big: I think this was a mistake
Big: we could never work out
Big: I'm just way out of your league...
Knuckles: Yeah, good I would never-
Knuckles: Wait you're out of my league!?
Sonic: Finally back home
*Sound of beer fountain*
Robot: Can't. Stop. Urinating!
Tails: Ugghh.. I forgot to turn it off
Sonic: What a mess.
Sonic: Well I think we've all learned an important lesson
Sonic: Alcohol is bad Knuckles: Alcohol is bad Tails: Alcohol is good
Robot: Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.
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