♪ Loud! House! Loud! Loud House! ♪
Ah, now to get a little shut eye.
[loud knocking]
Hey, guys, what's up?
What are you up to Lincoln?
Me? I'm not up to anything.
Just, you know, catching some Z's in the car.
-Like guys do. -Oh yeah?
Then what's this?
You went in my room?
That's not the hot issue right now.
What's the sweet spot and why are you in it?
Oh, it's, uh, it's the worst seat in the whole car.
I put myself in it, so none of you would have to suffer.
Then why is it called the sweet spot?
Because I'm being sweet?
According to my calculations, the sweet spot
is actually the best seat in the car for various reasons,
including air circulation, proximity to parental units
and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion.
It took me eight months to figure that out!
Shocker.
Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it.
-I'm the oldest! -You'd just barf all over, dude.
I should have it!
Beauty before age.
Yeah, so I should get it.
That seat belongs to me.
No, I want it!
You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat.
And possession is nine tenths of the law.
You're going to possess a bruise in a minute.
Get him!
[laughing]
Dang it, I forgot about the broken lock.
[fighting]
Oops, sorry Lilly, gotta change the channel.
It's time for operation dessert storm!
Donut!
[collective gasp]
Did Lilly just say the D-word?
Where the heck would she have learned that?
♪ You're less than Pluto Not even a planet ♪
♪ When you hear my fresh rhymes You're gonna say... ♪
-It's my sweater! -No it's not, Lori!
Kevin gave it to me for our second anniversary!
Oh, right.
Okay, everybody know their part?
Good. We've got one hour before the interview,
operation delete the d-word is a go.
Lana, you're up.
Dashing... through the snow in a one horse open sleigh.
She didn't see it Lana, guess you'll have to do it again!
Bells on bobtails ring, making spirits bright.
It's working! Lola, go!
Daniel... Day Lewis is a really wonderful actor, don't you think?
Lilly didn't see it Lola, guess you'll have to do it again!
Ugh!
No, no, Lily, that's not for you.
Donut!
[collective gasp]
Lori's in charge, do as she says, bye!
Nooo! She gets a sick thrill from bossing us around.
In this house, we call her the queen of--
--No! No music, no mud pies, no-- -Way, that's totes cray cray.
No phone calls, and no video games!
[blows whistle]
At ease. Just kidding!
Nobody is to be at ease in my presence!
As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge.
That means you have to do as I say,
whether you're tall, short or covered in fur,
and can only understand the word sit.
Now, here is our schedule for this evening: six to seven,
sitting on beds with arms folded, seven to seven thirty, chow,
seven thirty to eight, thorough cleaning of mess hall,
eight, staring at wall until falling asleep.
-Everyone got that? -Ma'am yes ma'am!
Dismissed!
Hops, we'd better pee before we go.
Ahhh! Monster!
Cool gear!
[screaming]
I'm never going in that bathroom again!
You know Hops, maybe there's an easier way to save the Fishmans.
Cheese and rice!
[screaming]
They're never going to believe me, I'm outta here!
You people are useless!
And then there were two.
You may have outlasted those amateurs,
but now you've got to deal with the real professional!
I won't give up, for the sake of all things comfortable!
I got to do something about these pants.
Now these are pants I can read in.
You girls better start pooling your money because I'm about to win this thing.
Then perhaps it's time to turn up the heat.
Phew, is it hot in here?
98 degrees?!?
So that's how she's going to play it.
-Lincoln, what are you doing? -Just reading.
Oh, and I polished every surface in the living room.
So shiny you can see your face.
Ugh! Must. Not. Look. At. Self!
Beautiful, beautiful self... ahhh!
And I waxed the kitchen floor too, such reflection!
[screaming]
That's it! Give up, Lincoln. You know you want these!
Smell 'em! Smell that cotton! You know you want 'em!
I'm not giving up!
You'd give up right now if you could see what's wrong with your face!
What? Guys, is there something wrong with my face?
-You look beautiful! -Lies!
Give me a mirror!
[screaming]
Ahh, that's better.
Thank you guys for all your help.
I'm so excited about the new Leni,
just one question:
Where did the old Leni go?
-Hey, dude, bogus! -I got this creep.
I hope you like the taste of flan!
Was it flan or flor?
-I heard flan. -Doesn't matter, you're a queen!
Hut hut! Take a hike!
Wooo! All day long baby!
Hey, it's mine! Don't even think about it!
[cheering]
-You rocked! Yay Leni! -You crushed it!
A new wardrobe, I can't believe it.
We gotta celebrate, pretzels and sodas... on Lincoln.
Wait, why me?
Thanks, Lincoln. Meet you guys at the food court.
I wouldn't do that.
Okay compliment, sport and or play, sharing a common interests,
I'm ready, I shall befriend he first person to walk through the door.
No, not Petey Wimple, he eats paste.
Mmm, not Charlotte Yang, she's a biter.
Darcy Homedollar, she'll do.
Greetings Darcy, I have observed that your sneakers light up,
though they appear to lack purpose,
I would like to compliment you on their whimsy.
Thanks Lisa, I've always liked your shoes too,
they remind me of my grandpa's.
Compliment has been administered, subject appears to be receptive
to pursuing friendship.
Greetings, would you care to join me in casual sport and or play?
Sure. Do you like the seesaw?
Can't ever I've ever heard of it, but what the heck.
Isn't this fun?
Subject's dilated pupils seem to indicate further cementing of friendship.
I gotta tinkle!
Care to share my home made kelp leather?
Full of nutrients but zero taste so it goes down smooth.
Um okay.
Thanks, Lisa.
It's so chewy.
Oh, I see we have a common interest in the giraffe camelopardalis?
Oh, you mean Roffo?
You stuffed giraffe too?
No, but I have a giraffe cerebrum soaking in formaldehyde.
Hehehe, you use funny words, Lisa.
Okay class, it's sharing time.
Who wants to start?
Ooo! Ooo! I have something to share! It's my new friend Lisa!
Great sharing Darcy, and great social skills.
Lisa, you just turned that F into an A.
Hey, I was just wondering, do you know any good therapists?
Well Clyde recommended-- -To help you deal with your loss tonight?
Burn!
[collective sigh]
Okay, guys. What'll it be tonight?
-Go go fishy! -Good choice, Lily. Go Fish it is.
Lynn, do you possess any sevens?
Hope you've got gas in your boat.
-Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles. -Because you're going fishing!
Lori, you seemed pretty interested in deuces last round.
Got any?
Boom! Welcome to Losertown!
Population you you you you you you you you you you!
Well, now that that's over with.
Wait hold up, tonight's special.
It's my 300th win in a row! I am unbeaten by you chumps.
I can chug faster than you!
[burps]
I win! In your face, Milcoln!
-Race you to the top! -Ow!
Woo hoo! Heh, you went down hard!
I thought I was going up?
Yes, I win, I stacked more blocks than you!
Uh uh uh uh huh!
Boom! I win! Made an explosion first!
I wasn't trying to make an explosion! Dang it.
I can wash faster than you!
I can brush faster than you!
I can go to sleep the fastest!
[collective sigh]
I can also snore the loudest!
[snoring]
[collective sigh]
You're almost ready to read your work in public.
But first you've got to build a thick skin.
Melancholy night before a hopeless dawn.
The sun is rising soon that all my joy is gone.
[booing]
Oh, I don't want to do this.
-It's for her own good. -I'll show you how it's done.
That poem is terrible! I've been more moved by Lynn's fart!
Aww, thank you!
You smell weird, your hair is wrong,
and I would not recommend you to my friends!
Mean little blond,
you throw stones and sticks,
but what would you know?
You're only six.
Boo ya! That's my girl.
Lucy, time to take your show on the road.
Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish!
[laughing]
Thank you, now I present to you our visiting poet, Lucy Loud!
I know she'll show you a good rhyme.
The end is near. Give up all hope.
[collective gasp]
Why don't we try another one? You got to know your audience.
Ode to pop pop.
I like it already.
Warm eyes and anchor tattoo, blends his food,
no need to chew, orange suspenders,
he's got style.
He'll lift your soul with just a smile.
Luan, you've got to call off prankageddon, please,
Roni Ann is coming over tomorrow, and I can't let her get pranked.
-Okay. -Really?
-Wow, that was easier than I-- -April Fool's practice!
Lincoln, you know the April Fool's rules.
Anyone who sets foot on our property is fair game.
Speaking of which, is Clyde coming over? Because I'd love to just say hey!
[evil laugh]
Well, you're goes nothing.
I made that dish from scratch.
[laughing]
Uh oh!
[coughing]
Towel towel towel, where's the towel?
Don't give up, no one likes a critter!
[laughing]
Please give a warm welcome to Lulu!
Lulu?
I'm so embarrassed, I've been calling her Luna all these years.
Sorry, I've made a huge mistake.
This isn't me. I'm not Lulu.
I am Luna Loud.
♪ Rock and roll is Running through my veins ♪
♪ Electric soul like wires to my brain ♪
♪ I can't be wrong Don't need direction ♪
♪ I can find my way ♪
♪ Play it Loud! Play it Loud! ♪
♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪
♪ Play it Loud! Play it Proud! ♪
♪ I live it, I breathe it, Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪
♪ Play it Loud! ♪
♪ Sorry I'm not sorry For being proud ♪
♪ Play it Loud! ♪
♪ Turn it up until Your speakers blow out ♪
You're disqualified!
♪ First things first I ain't no second place ♪
♪ Rules are meant for bends Until they break ♪
♪ Right or wrong with no exceptions Rockin' out my way ♪
♪ Play it Loud! Play it Loud! ♪
♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪
♪ Play it Loud! Play it Proud! ♪
♪ I live it, I breathe it, Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪
♪ Play it Loud! ♪
♪ Sorry I'm not sorry For being proud ♪
♪ Play it Loud! ♪
♪ Turn it up until Your speakers blow out ♪
♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪
♪ Until your speakers blow out! ♪
Do you know what you've just given up?
Yeah, but I know what I'm keeping.
The real Luna Loud!
[cheering]