Hi guys so today I’m here with Hi guys so today I’m here with…
Did you just double take???
Hi guys so today I’m here with Niki n Sammy Hello
Today we’re going to do the first ever pun battle.
Can you explain what it is Niki?
So I came up with the idea, but uhp!
Sammy knows!
No you go.
So essentially our friend Dodie is gonna be reading us some topics.
Dodie come and reach your head in right now
And we have to come up with some puns for these topics and it’s judged by Dodie who
made the better pun.
Round 1
What’s your sound gonna be?
Whoever has the buzzer first gets to go *squeak noise*
1 2
3 *Marcus Butler cameo* HELLOOOOOO
*unintelligible noises* That’s not your sound Evan
What is that?
*more noises* (I can’t honestly differentiate them)
YouTubers as musical instruments Benjamin Glockenspiel
I got one!
TromBONEjamin Cook Mandarin Sisters
That’s a language That’s a fruit
Oh Mandolin!
Tom Tomska That was very good
Hannah Harpischord
Okay round is over I think Niki wins Movies as animals
Jurassic Aardvark
Whoah what star warthogs
you’re supposed to be good at puns!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seabass Harry Potter and the Philosopher (Sorceror’s)
Stork No… oh sammy
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Mince What’s a mince?
Mince meat oh we’re doing animals
up pup
Did he just steal your pun?
Gone Gorilla Avengers AssemBULL
I like Gone Gorilla
Clothes and bands Patty Halters
halter top Patty halter top
That’s a very American thing to say He’s a band
The plain white tees I cannot think of any bands that go with clothes
Fall Out Brogues Oh Boy
You’re definitely scraping the bottom of the barrel
I was like What starts with B!?
You keep thinking you got one I know and everyone’s just like
You say it and we’re all like should we encourage it
You say and you’re all like aww
Panic!
at the Disco Trousers That was worse than mine
Evan wins Yay
Celebrities and the kitchen Cheryl Colander
I don’t know who that is or what colander is
Cheryl Cole!
Oh Cauliflower!
I can keep going Simon Tea Towel
The BROCKoli I don’t know
what’s that the rock get it?
Farrah faucet the faucet
tap.
It’s an American word but faucet that’s amazing come on aww
OI!
We’re not even doing the Oi’s anymore Bruce Forseps
It’s birthing but you know that’s birthing
Who’s name is that?
Like tongs!
Evan you don’t know any of these people I keep finding Annie Lenox and I’m trying
to force something into Annie Lenox that sounded so wrong
I meant I’m trying to force a word!
Politicians in a furniture shop Nigel Garage
That’s not a furniture shop though is it But it was quite good
David couchyouron Ed Milipoof
You put your feet on it!
You’re just that’s not even his name
Just do DODIE SOFA A couch with Nick CLEGgs 4 Nick Cleggs
oh my god Nick table
you can’t just say Nick table I tripped and got some marks on my table so
now there’s Richard Nicks on my table Nixon was a president of the United States!
these are all horrible
Books and hospitals The fault in our stars
how are these??
how are we supposed to do books and hospitals I had to write 20 do you know how hard it
is The bible
The bible?!
He dies and comes back The Great Gats-A&E
That’s very good Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Gall
stone very good
Harry potter and the order of the penis that’s just a part of your anatomy
which is in a hospital!
There’s penises everywhere Evan When I want to read a book in a hospital I
surgeREAD books and hospitals
tv shows and fruit breaking banana
oooo ok mango men
east endanas corronation kiwi
blind date the undateables
orange is the new black aww yeah alright next question
it’s gonna be cakes and shoes now ready?
Baking with YouTubers Cherry Wallis
Emma Blackberry you’re naming fruit again
Luke Cupforth Devilled Edinger
Benjamin Cook Sprinkle of Sugar
I think that could have gone really really wrong
FoodForLouis Oli Egg White
Pokemon and Christmas Starmie on top of the Christmas tree
I’m going through so many pokemon I can see it in your head!
Mistle-Totodile yeah that was good
pika-tree shh you’re not on this!
That’s why you’re over there says you!
Do you want some jigglypuffin Sage and onion jigglypuffin
you’re SO bad Jesus Charmander
Next shoe size and cake!
Dodie’s collapsed ready calm down
I can’t move YouTubers and…
Dodie read it!
YouTubers and haircuts!
InTheFro Victoria inthefro
Lily Cornrows Why is this a good one?
I’m getting a lot I like this one You gotta come up with one come on
Fleur de fringe Grace Helbowlcut
Luke Cutforth very good
Evan’s actually really good Evan’s got more for this one than all of
them combined Alfree haircut
Alfro Deyes *laughs*
I was like is that me?
Marcus Baldler Next
Bands and Winter 5 seconds of winter
No done it nailed it
winter?
Snow Patrol Linkin Parka jacket
All time snow very good
YouTubers go to the Opticians MyNameIsHeyICan’tSee
chai?
chai chai I’m gonna remove you from my contacts
Emma Blackantsee ahh that was great
Caspar Leet me see I’m from South Africa There’s literally nothing from an opticians
Songs and plants songs and plants
the hanging tree Happy Little Philodendron
Phildendron is a type of flower My happy little philodendron water me today
YouTubers as animals Alfie Neighs
Marcus Butherd Butherd
butherd Sprinkle of Galapagos
It’s a place!
Crabstickz.
Nailed it Evan Edingaardvark
No oh!
Niki Albatross
YouTubers and food.
Thank you PJ Linguine
Nailed it he came prepared
I know it was there!
and I was like we’re not doing foods!
I miss YouTubers in the opticians definitely a highlight
books and hospitals was… books and hospitals
I just had a breakdown on the floor
Who do you think won?
I mean I don’t know I just wanna give it to Sammy cause he’s so bad
he’s my favourite he tried hard
well I don’t know who won this pun battle but I believe the true winner was the topics
so thank you to doddleoddle for the great topics we had
So that was our video I hope you enjoyed our pun battle.
Tell us who you think won below.
Hopefully me!
Other than that we did a video on nikinsammy’s channel which is really funny so be sure to
click either of their faces literally 2 annotations right there for you
Also be sure to subscribe I make new videos every Sunday I’ll see you guys next week.
Good bye!
*cue catchy outro music* *whoosh*
Have you just been sick?
Man these puns are sick Alfie sugglet Alfie sugglet Alfie sugglet
I think some of your puns made me vomit in my mouth
Thank you so much for watching I’ll see you guys next Sunday good bye!
Do you breathe?
No Good bye!