good morning world back-to-school season
is around the corner and I know that
school sucks so much but unless you drop
out or something like that there's
really nothing you can do to get around
it today I'm here with no pants on I'm
having a great time I'm going to tell
you guys how you can mentally prepare
for going back to school if you're
watching this video it's already a step
in the right direction and I hope you
know that I am so proud of you
number one fix your freaking sleep
schedule people I personally am a victim
of being sleep deprived it is 2 o'clock
in the morning right now not doing so
good I've been watching Netflix for
three straight hours I also don't know
why someone is getting into a car at
this hour like what are you doing well
my family's asleep I'm alone I'm you
know the monsters gonna get me at this
point so it's a process people so a week
or two before you go back to school just
try going to sleep fifteen or thirty
minutes earlier every night so you can
get back into that school mood then what
you to do which I'm sure none of you
have even bothered doing the whole
summer cuz we're all just lazy potatoes
set an alarm to wake up in the morning
whatever time you normally wake up try
and set it thirty minutes before it's a
process you might want to die throughout
it but it'll be worth it so step number
two if we're getting ready for school I
think if you look good you feel good or
Slee my summer eating schedule has been
a little whack try to take care of
yourself because I know you want to show
up on the first day school looking
awesome or if you don't want to look
awesome that's totally fine too because
some people really just don't care but
if you do want to have that wow effect
on the first day of school you want to
make sure you're looking at your prime
so I offered your skin care I think
that's super important all right I look
like an English boy right now take care
that's my frickin panties make sure you
take care of your skin try to stick with
a study routine look
the first step is washing your skin the
second step is to exfoliate the break
out of it you're doing it right and when
you feel that your skin is about to fall
off I look kind of cute I like to use is
decorate my face
it's like face art this is the Mario
Badescu with drying lotion it's
basically a pimple cream but I like to
call it a facial graffiti probably and
that's it folks or if you really want to
impress people you could just wear a
mask or get plastic surgery going along
with a whole go going along with the
whole look good feel good thing it's
important to take care of your body what
you're putting into it I think it's
important to have fun in the summer and
eat what you want but when it comes to
going back to school you want to have
that slim thick effect or do you don't I
don't yeah it's probably just me so take
care everybody you go to the gym put
good foods into it that's all I got and
then the third thing that goes along
with looking good and feeling good is
your wardrobe so if you really want to
go for that wow effect make sure that
you revamp your wardrobe it's not
totally necessary you can always make do
with what you have but if you ever need
a new wardrobe you can just ask me
because from the 10 halls that I've done
in the past two months you guys can have
your pick this is probably the most
important piece of advice I'm gonna give
to you and it's to apologize to the
people that you promised that you're
gonna hang out over the summer but you
didn't even though you totally haven't
time to but you didn't hey sorry I
haven't texted in three months I've been
busy for three months please don't
expose me send me the only who does this
I know that on the last day of school
I'll be like oh my god we totally have
to hang out over the summer I haven't
even texted those people
which is so bad so make sure you
apologize to them you don't want anyone
hating you or going into a new school
year tip step number four this is
probably the only helpful thing you'll
find in this video make sure you set
goals for the new school year you will
promise themselves that they're not
going to procrastinate that those stay
organized and that never really happens
so setting goals is one thing but
sticking to them is the most important
thing you know even if your goal only
lasts about two weeks it's better than
nothing tip number five is to say
goodbye to summer 2018 I know breakups
are hard but I will help you get through
them whether or not you had a good
summer it's gonna end soon originally
this video was supposed to be serious
it's one big joke these are my tips for
the day before school type of thing so
if you're not going back to school for a
while you can just keep these in mind
for one you are the night before school
shave your whole body I'm talking leg
armpits your head I don't know do what
you got to do I know for a while in
summer I went like three weeks without
shaking my legs which is actually
disgusting but that was also when I was
staying in my room for most of the time
but now that you're gonna be out and
about people are gonna see you you
should probably just clean up a little
bit Depp number two the night before
school shower off all your nastiness
exfoliate wash every single part of your
body wash everything number three so do
your skin care you want to make sure
you're looking glowy fresh and fabulous
for the first day and the most important
part is not to forget to moisturize at
your lips because you always want to be
ready brick so those are my tips
mentally prepare you for back to school
if you ever need help I'm here for you
calm them down below we can all help
each other out with this hard time if
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all you're amazing cuz I wouldn't have
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