Phil: Hey Guys!
Phil: I think this is one of my first videos where I've sat outside,
And the sun, IT BURNS
And you're probably wondering, 'what is that behind you, Phil'
Well that is Walter.
*intense sound effect*
Sent to me by Cabury's Wispa
And you know how I love procrastinating? Well he is an expert in mis-spending time well.
So I thought he'd help me with my procrastinating needs.
So I bring you: drumroll... *meow meow meow*
My Top Ten Ways To Mis-Spend Time Well. *meow*
*upbeat 8-bit music*
*intense string music*
Phil: ow
*intense music continues*
Phil: Ahh!
*Children shouting "Yayyyy!"*
Byrony: Don't you need some floaty fabric?
Phil: Check. *both laugh*
*loud piano music*
*slow, romantic piano music*
*weird droney Phil voice* I love you, Edward.
*Music stops*
*cricket sounds*
*groans*
*fake laughing*
*silence, a bump when the frisbee hits*
*warpy space music*
Phil: what is our life? *Byrony giggles*
P: ♫Walterrrr, WALTERRRRR♫
*normal voice* Walter?
Walter?
Walter??
*weird sloshy sound*
*B laughing*
P: That's why I hate sports.
*sad romantic music*
P: Ahh! Oh, no, Walter!
AHh!
*Phil groans*
P: shouts "who-ya!" like 5 times
P: I just hit myself in the face
P: Did you get that?
*slowed-down audio*
*slowed-down audio replay, B's laughing is low and demonic*
B: *laugh* yes, I did.
P: *laughs*
Phil: The end!
Whoo! Well that was fun.
If you wanna do something similar, you can apply to the "Cadbury's Time Well Mis-spent Foundation
Which is really cool, 'cause you can suggest any way of mis-spending time
And they could make your dreams come true.
It can be banana rafting, or monkey juggling.
Anything. Anything! ANYTHING.
So if you wanna take part like I did, go to facebook.com/wispa
and check it out. 'Cause it's ♫awesome♫
Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
*gamey music idk man*
*The music used for Draw Phil Naked y'know*
And I will see you next week.
Hopefully with a house tour,
If we actually... have some furniture by then.
Bye guys!
*both laugh because it's ridiculous*
P: OW- oh it's falling over.
*B screams, then laughs a lot*
Phil: And so I present to you my- *laughs*
*both laugh* P: Don't laugh.
B: Okay I'm sorry.
*Phil sighs*
*B starts laughing*
B: Let me- Do that again, but let me get further away so I can get the whole of him in.
B: Did you just knock him over?
B: No, Walter...
His sock fell off.
*sad voice* His sock fell off.
*unintelligible, discussing how to pick up Walter*
P: Walter? *B laughs*
B: Sorry.
*both laugh*
B: Do a hair flip.
P: It's full of snails.