- When ya gotta blend, ya gotta blend.
- Your makeup, that is.
- But what if the only thing you have
to blend with is an egg?
- It's Ladylike and today we're playing Beauty Roulette:
Weird Beauty Blender Edition!
Ah!
- The rules are for this one is that, well,
we're putting our makeup on with these things
and, um, what are we doing?
- Okay, so here are the rules for this Beauty Roulette.
We're gonna spin the wheel and when you get an object
you have five minutes - Five minutes.
- to apply your foundation with the object
instead of a beauty blender.
- Instead of a beauty blender. - Yeah, yeah.
- Mmhmm, that's what I said.
- You know, I don't really like the smell of egg.
I don't want that on my face, honestly, TBH.
- I really want silicone bra insert,
just 'cause I feel like that's easy and sexy?
- [Kristin] We haven't washed it so
we've been touching it all morning.
- Which one do I want the least?
- [Kristin] Tennis ball!
- Ooh, yeah, I think tennis ball's
going to be skin-irritating.
Is this a brand new tennis ball,
or like a used tennis ball?
- [Kristin] It might have been chewed on a bit.
- [Devin] It was found in the back of a truck. (truck honks)
- [Freddie] Damn it. (laughs)
- I don't want balled-up shirt,
I don't want tennis ball, I know where these have been
- [Freddie] The back of the truck?
- The back of the truck. (truck honks)
- [Jen] We found it in the back of the truck.
- [Freddie] Which truck?
- [Devin] No one knows. (laughs)
- The truck where we get all our props.
- [All] Spin that wheel!
- Whoo!
- [All] Aww. (laughing)
- This is dumb!
- [Kristin] Yeah yeah yeah, aww!
- Oh potato!
- [All] Oh!
- All right, excellent, okay, I mean, I'm not mad.
- No, no, no spoon, No spoon, spoon!
- [Kristin] This is your fault, spoon, spoon!
(dramatic music)
- No, no!
(laughing) (shouting)
Balled up shirt, what?
- I am going to break out.
(laughs) It's okay.
Hard-boiled the egg.
- Do I do it with the skin on, or the skin off?
- Skin on! - Skin on, baby, skin on.
- Fine, you guys, fine.
- All right, silicone bra insert, woo!
- Ah, I hate this game!
- This is my face sans foundation,
I do still have eye makeup on.
Gross, that's for a lucky fan.
- Hey, Kristin, oh my God, Kristin, you won!
You won my gross used makeup wipe!
- Yay!
- Welcome to potato time with Devin.
A show that could actually exist, if you're interested.
It would just be me and a potato, talking about my life.
Probably complaining.
- So I got balled-up shirt, which was Jen's idea
I feel really badly for this poor shirt.
How excited are you to be applying your makeup
with, uh, basically a boob?
- It feels very fatty.
It feels very, comfy.
Like a little pillow.
Isn't that what boobs are?
Just little pillows?
Pillows in the night?
- We have decided after much discussion
that I'm going to be using this potato dry,
I'm not going to be dipping it in,
'cause it's probably not porous with the skin on
and all of us are too lazy to skin a potato right now.
- You guys got me used, these are not fresh.
You guys couldn't even hard-boil any eggs for me?
You had to buy me these gross-ass,
like fucking formaldahyde eggs?
- [Devin] Just use the other egg!
- This one is just as bad!
- Who wore this, whose is this?
- [Kristin] We found it in props, it was in props.
- Did you find this in the back of the truck?
(truck honks) (both laugh)
- I'm glad that we're using a clean T-shirt.
I guess we could take this tag off
since we are not returning this!
- [Kristin] So I know I told you that you would have
five minutes to apply your foundation
- Yeah.
- [Kristin] But actually you have 90 seconds.
- Why do you hate me?
- Excuse me?
- A full face of foundation?
- [Kristin] Yeah!
- In 90 seconds?
- [Kristin] Yeah!
- How you just change the rules halfway through?
- We're done.
- All right, well, 90 seconds 'cause
Kristin wants to get this video done.
(Kristin and Devin laugh)
- I get 90 seconds to be a star!
- [Kristin] Your time starts now!
- Oh God, ooh.
- Aah...
- Fuck, okay, shit.
- I forgot what I do.
- [Kristin] You're wasting time!
- Ooh potato is hard!
- The thing is because these are processed
they don't smell like egg,
they don't smell like fucking anything
which is actually kind of disturbing,
I feel like they should have a smell.
- Oh this is awful. (laughs)
The thing is that I deeply suspect this is not working,
but I have no way of knowing because my glasses are not on.
- [Kristin] It's making a slight slapping noise.
How is it blending?
- Terribly!
- [Kristin] How do you feel right now?
- Gross, I don't feel good.
- I am the only one that got water,
'cause everyone else's surfaces were not porous.
Science.
- Honestly, I think it feels better
than an actual beauty blender.
- [Kristin] How's it feel?
- How do you think it feels, Kristin?
It feels like I'm knocking on a door with my face!
- I got yolk.
I'm gonna get the other egg.
The other egg is wet though.
- Kinda feels like a wet T-shirt contest
is punching me in the face.
You got about 30 seconds left.
- Okay.
Whoo, I feel the blood vessels in my neck popping.
- Honestly, I think it feels better
than an actual beauty blender.
- The problem is the T-shirt is eating up all the product.
Have you thought about trying the inside of the potato?
- I did but it's just wet and slimy.
And also it's hard to get into the corners.
- I'm still, I keep getting yolk!
- I hate you, shirt!
This is not working at all.
- I'm not about to give up on this potato.
- I think it's blending really well actually.
- [Kristin] Okay so you're actually, this is easy.
(phone chimes)
- Shit!
Fuck, I, doesn't matter, I've gotta keep going.
Fucking slippery as hell.
- [Kristin] You have five seconds.
- I'm doing this for all the girls who love carbs.
- You know what, just,
- [Kristin] And, potato down!
- That's fine.
- Oh, this old face?
Does it look like it's full of fiber?
'Cause it is.
- [Kristin ] No, it's starch, just starch.
- Oh, well fuck!
- This looks like a jar of peanut butter got murdered.
There is easily four times as much foundation
on this shirt as there has ever been on my face.
- I mean that doesn't look half bad.
- [Kristin] I think that actually looks really good.
- [Jen] That looks pretty decent, actually.
That's like surprisingly decent.
I went through two eggs because neither one of them
were strong enough to withstand my face.
- [Kristin] Wow, you look great!
- Thanks!
- [Kristin] I'm mad, you actually got the easiest one.
- [Freddie] I did get the easiest one.
My widow's peak area could use a bit more blending,
but aside from that I have no complaints.
- Putting foundation around the crevices,
the potato did a piss-poor job,
but, overall, like if you were to stand
seven and a half feet back, and squint, looks pretty good.
- [Kristin] This looks like shit.
Well, look, here's the thing.
For science, I helped you all figured out
that you should not apply your foundation
with a fucking T-shirt.
The T-shirt soaks up all the product.
So, you would put it on your face,
and then I would wipe it,
I would basically be wiping it off.
- Not bad, pretty much full coverage, so.
That's disgusting.
- We've done a video where we beauty-blended
with a boiled egg, which actually wasn't as bad
as I thought, but this was easier than that, even.
Especially because it doesn't smell like, feet-ish.
- [Kristin] Are you happy with the potato, or?
- Am I happy with the potato?
No, I don't recommend using a potato as a beauty blender!
(thumping)
That's what it sounded like inside of my cheekbones.
- This shirt is so ineffective it truly messed up
other parts of my makeup that were perfectly fine
before we started.
- I don't mean to toot my own horn, but uh, beep beep!
- This is what, this is CoverGirl Healthy Elixir?
All right, I guess you work for me.
- [Kristin] I like how you're giving all the credit to
the foundation and none of the credit to the egg.
- The egg doesn't deserve anything from me.
The egg tasted horrible.
- We finished Beauty Roulette, and now it's time
for our special guest judge, Miss Kate Peterman!
(cheering)
- Oh, thank you, thank you!
- I thought it would be Shinzo Abe, prime minister of Japan.
- He couldn't make it.
(techno music)
- [Jen] Okay.
- Yeah.
- so he sent me in his place.
How am I going to grade this?
Believe it or not, I am a makeup expert.
Look at how all of my acne scars shine through,
that's highlighter, baby, so.
- So first up is Freddie. - What do you think?
- Oh, you already did it.
- [Kristin] Yes.
- Oh. (laughs)
I have to guess what you used?
- [Freddie] Yeah.
- I see a little not blended in-between your eyebrows.
I'd go so far as to either say it was a hard-boiled egg
or a silicone bra insert.
And I think I'm going to pick, a silicone bra insert.
(chiming)
(cheering)
- [Devin] You got it!
- [Kristin] Wow.
- That's an A.
'Cause I also thought it was a hard-boiled egg.
And that is a certified beauty blender, right?
- [Freddie] Yeah.
- [Devin] So says the internet.
- [Kate] Devin now!
- [Freddie] Devin's turn!
- [Jen] Devin the girl.
- So it is in fact a les splotchy.
There are just little clumps, which means
it's not something that was good at spreading,
which means it was either absorbent, or, weird.
- Yeah, the competition was fierce.
- God, I'm going to say tennis ball.
- No.
- A potato.
- Yes.
- (laughs) I knew it!
- Expert!
- So with a potato...
- Mmhmm, I just want to remind you, it's, it's firm.
It's like a rock.
- Yeah, it's still pretty bad.
(laughing)
I'm on the cusp of a C+ or a B-.
- Both of those are passing, so I'm happy.
- Yeah, Jen's turn!
The edges don't look too rough, unless you did that
so it could be a tennis ball, if you do it like this,
but I'm going to say tomato.
- No.
- What was it?
- It was an egg.
- I did not know, dang.
- Yeah, applied evenly, A+.
- From Jen, she's going to grade herself!
- There you have it.
I'd have said B.
- So it's an A+!
Thank you, Kate.
- No problem, buddy.
- Got an A+.
- [Kate] All right, Kristin!
- My turn!
- You said you had the worst one.
- Well, the worst is subjective.
- Yeah, so it's either a T-shirt or a tennis ball.
- Not that subjective.
- T-shirt?
- Yes.
- Ding ding ding!
- Yeah!
- I did in fact have a T-shirt.
It was in fact the worst thing you could possibly
put makeup on with.
- Yeah?
- Because it absorbed all the makeup.
- Yeah.
I'm going to be honest with ya.
That is an A- if I've ever seen one.
- What?
I did not deserve that but I'll take it.
- Simply because I think we have to take into account
how hard it was to put the makeup on.
- Right, mine was really hard.
- Mine was also very hard.
- Yeah! - Freddie wins.
- Freddie won, and as her prize, she gets to go home at six.
- Yay!
- That's the right end of the day!
- Yeah, I feel like I win Miss Congeniality
because I have the crappiest one and I still got an A.
Good job me!
- Go Kristin!
- Yeah, it's always a sincere round of applause
when you have to start it yourself.
For yourself.
- I feel like Jen and I got the participation award,
'cause we participated.
- Oh, I did, I did that.
- Beauty roulette, wacky beauty blender edition.
- Lady blended.
- Lady ended.
- Freddie won, bye.
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