do you all remember that classic kids
movie made in the 70s about a pig and a
spider
yeah charlotte swept remember how it
made us a lot of money i i mean remember
how it ended on a cliffhanger
yeah big cliffhanger it's been 30 years
everyone wants to know what happened to
that spider the spider died ethan oh i
didn't watch it but you got one thing
right everyone is wondering what
happened next the first movie wasn't
satisfying enough america needs a sequel
who would watch that and then three
years later we could make a live action
version now you're speaking my language
ethan everyone else you're fired for
some reason movie producers and show
runners think that kids
are stupid and don't know what good
content is they probably think that as
long as a kid's show is a cartoon and
it's moving they'll love it well here's
the truth hollywood the cartoons don't
have to move but you do need to write
likable characters in a plot that
actually makes sense the only people who
know what kids like these days are
youtubers am i right fellow youths
hashtag let pokemon go to the polls i
thought i had pretty low standards as a
kid but sometimes i'd be watching a show
and even i'd think this is weird why
does this need to exist why are the
animals singing one of my favorite shows
growing up was yu-gi-oh anyway because
i'm an adult i bought and framed three
yu-gi-oh cards and dang it these cards
are too small to even fit in the frame
i don't even know why i liked yu-gi-oh
so much it was basically just anime
characters playing the exact same card
game over and over yugioh would be
losing he would give a speech about
friendship or the heart of the cards and
then he would draw the yu-gi-oh must-win
card and most of the time he wouldn't
even play by the rules and then rinse
and repeat that formula for 200 more
episodes and four spin-offs and you got
yourself a successful anime i think
yu-gi-oh was the first sign that gaming
channels were going to be a thing kids
just love watching other people play
games cause they suck at them okay
enough about japanese cartoons if
yu-gi-oh was able to keep my hyperactive
attention span engaged then what tv
shows did i think were weird even as a
kid keep in mind that these opinions are
coming from someone who thought the star
wars prequels were good
so
misa take it with a grain of salt
teenage mutant ninja turtles to be fair
i've never seen a single episode of tmnt
from what i hear it's a good series but
just the concept by itself was enough
for my kid brain to think this show is
silly and i'm not gonna watch it like
come on ninja turtles that's a little
weird seeing that turtles are slow and
aren't very maneuverable help i'm a
turtle and i can't get up they're
mutants okay i guess that makes sense
and they're teenagers teenagers are mean
to me this is where i draw the line
those are three adjectives that don't
belong in a sentence together and
they're named after famous renaissance
artists why don't you just give them
normal turtle names like
sheldon whatever let's go watch a real
show about japanese people playing card
games i used to think that the powerpuff
girls was a girly tv show and so i never
watched it but then the show got
rebooted and everyone on the internet
was saying how much they used to love
the original and all i could think was
man if only i wasn't a sexist baby do
you guys remember zaboomafilm zaboomafu
was the show on pbs kids where a lemur
and these two brothers named the kratt
brothers would teach kids all about wild
animals i always thought that the two
brothers were named the crap brothers
and i only just learned their real names
right now when i looked up how to spell
zaboom also they have a website and it
looks like this anyway one of the
episodes was all about eggs the crap
brothers talked all about the different
kinds of eggs animals lay and then the
lemur asks what's it like to be in an
egg and then one of the crap brothers
just appears in a giant egg and says
it's pretty squishy and gooey in here
and he brought a pizza with him pizza i
watched that episode as a kid and had
two questions one how do you get inside
the egg and two
what laid him the more i thought about
it the weirder i felt this is how
fetishes start pbs can you believe my
brother is inside this egg
now when i think back to movies i
thought were weird as a kid the first
thing that comes to mind were those
freaking american mouse tail ones
they're about these mice trying to
immigrate to america good luck doing a
2017 reboot also i have to talk about
all those bad disney sequels they're all
bad don't tell me oh i thought the
little mermaid 2 was all right no
they're all bad my least favorite one
was the hunchback of notre dame 2. i
remember one time i watched both movies
back to back and just having seen the
first movie and then seeing the opening
scene in the second one i thought
what is this this should be called the
hunchback of notre dum i know those
disney sequels were just an easy way for
hollywood to make money but think about
how much more money they could have made
if they just made good sequels there was
this one movie called quest for camelot
and as a kid i liked this movie it
wasn't on my top 10 but it was alright
there was this one griffin who i thought
looked cool and had a funny voice i
sleepy
precisely however there's one part in
the movie and if you've already seen
this movie you probably know what i'm
gonna talk about where a two-headed
dragon sings a song about wanting to be
separated from the other dragon there's
a lot of things wrong with this song i
don't want to go too in depth but at one
part they dress up as cher and elvis for
some reason except kids who watch this
are too young to know or care about
these people and any adults watching
this with their kids are just thinking
this is uncomfortable keep in mind that
it takes a team of people to animate
something like this this song had to go
through multiple well-paid professional
songwriter people and they all had to
look at the scripts and go yeah this is
definitely a good idea the last movie
that i suppressed was charlotte's web
2.
wilbur's great adventure i don't think
enough people are talking about this
movie i thought the first one was a
classic story about a pig who cheats
death because a nerd spider took pity on
him also i just want to talk about this
one scene in the first movie where
wilbur found out the farmers were gonna
kill him so he started crying i don't
wanna die i don't wanna die
i don't wanna die
i know this pig isn't even real but that
scene was the closest thing to turning
me vegan the sequel is exactly what
you'd expect from a sequel made 30 years
after the original to be they did change
the character design a lot i guess all
these celebrities are still doing
plastic surgery look what they made
charlotte look like in the sequel the
reason i bring up this movie is because
of a scene towards the end so this one
character just can't fit in with all the
other farm animals he's a black sheep
literally they made him a black sheep he
was doomed to be an outcast from the
start and then a fox has a musical
number attacks the farm and then goes
after the black sheep the other
other white mate but he doesn't kill and
eat the black sheep right there no no no
instead he kidnaps or sheep naps the
sheep and takes him to an abandoned
house as any fox would do and then i
don't know if i'm interpreting this the
wrong way but watching this scene i was
picking up some creepy
non-advertiser-friendly vibes the fox is
basically telling the sheep oh yeah i'm
gonna eat you
i'm gonna eat you oh yeah i'm gonna put
you in my mouth
just eat him already stop licking your
lips look what he does with his tail and
tell me you're not picking up some
sexual tension there's even a part where
the sheep started to run away but then
the fox dragged him back down
where you think you're going sheep boy
i'm gonna be a furry if you're weirded
out by this don't worry i was too and
also we're all done those were all the
movies and shows that weren't too far
suppressed down for me to tell you about
i asked a friend what movies weirded
them out as a kid and they said the
hunchback of notre dame what are you
talking about that was a great movie get
on my level scrub i used to watch foxes
seduce their meals before they board
them were there any movies or tv shows
that weirded you out as a kid write it
down
in a journal and give it to your parents
and blame them for letting you watch
television okay so i got some christmas
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today until friday the first so you know
if you wanted to get your mom a
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