- Did you see that commercial for that Peloton bike thing?
That girl was practically weeping.
She looked like she was being held captive or something.
Yeah, my husband got me a Stairmaster when I was pregnant.
Basically the same thing.
Yeah, come on, lady, an exercise bike
isn't gonna change your life.
Could you imagine if he got me that for Christmas?
If I come downstairs and there's
an exercise bike under the tree, uh-uh.
It's like, "Hey honey, I love you,
you're great, but lose some weight," right?
Honey, the gyms are closed.
Closed, closed, closed, everything is closed.
I could go outside for a run.
Oh no, too cold.
I think I have some old, like Insanity DVDs.
Honey, do we still have the DVD player?
I probably threw that away without him knowing.
He's gonna be so mad.
Hey, Liz says the Peloton app has a free trial.
It's free.
Huh, will you look at that?
I mean, I'll do it, but only 'cause it's free.
It's free.
Look honey, I can do a class just on the old bike.
I'm just gonna tape it.
Look, it's just like the real thing.
Okay, here we go, my first class.
Oh.
How do I know what 40 resistance is?
I feel like that worked, that was good.
Yeah.
Hey, do the yoga class with me.
It's still free.
Don't even need the treadmill.
I'll just run with the app outside.
- Come on, let's take it into a shuffle, yes.
- Yes.
- We are starting off class today with...
- Okay, how do I do an incline?
Honey, the neighbor on Facebook Marketplace
is selling her actual Peloton bike.
(gasps)
It was a Christmas present from her husband last year,
and now they're getting a divorce.
We don't use the dining room anyway.
I mean, come on, look at this.
She's a beaut.
(upbeat music)
Honey, I got you some shoes also.
We're gonna save so much money.
Do I need padded bike shorts?
High five, high five, high five.
Look, I'm high fiving people.
High five.
Huh, I came in 67,243rd, but I rocked it.
Ooh, this Cody guy is fun.
Honey, I'm doing a live class, I'm live.
Can you see me?
Hey.
Oh, I hope they say my name.
- You woke up today.
- I did.
- You've got air in your lungs.
- I do.
- You can move. - I can.
(upbeat music)
- [Instructor] (indistinct).
- Honey, why are you up at five a.m.?
- It's my birthday, I'm on a live ride.
They're probably gonna say my name.
Today's the day.
- Okay.
- Did you hear Joe Biden has a Peloton?
I'm gonna find him on here.
Dad from Delaware, iloveicecream46.
I bet that's him.
Dr. Jill, do you think I've been on a ride with Jill?
Feel the burn.
Is Bernie on here?
No Mom, it's more than just a bike, it's a lifestyle.
But think of all the time I'm saving.
It practically pays for itself.
Can you really put a price on your health?
- Hey babe, what are you doing?
- What? It's an 80s ride.
Come on.
- Okay.
- This is so rad.
Love is a battlefield.
It's a Hamilton ride.
♪ I am not throwing away my shot ♪
- Are you crying?
- I just get so emotional.
- I'm gonna leave you alone.
♪ I am not throwing away my shot ♪
- Hey, I'm gonna take the dog for a, whoa.
♪ I'm defying gravity ♪
- What even is that?
♪ I'm gonna be popular ♪
- Are you supposed to be a witch?
- What? It's a Wicked ride, duh.
- You're really getting into...
- Maybe if you logged on occasionally,
you'd see what I'm into.
- I love your commitment, but this is...
- Totally normal, everybody does this.
- I'm gonna go.
- Wicked.
This music is so inspiring, I could ride all day.
What a time to be alive.
Apologies for ever judging Peloton.
I was only judgmental because I thought
the commercial was like a husband
telling his wife she had to get her act together.
I'm not into that, so just like a brief blip
of a marketing, like, oops, but now,
you've, you showed me, you sure showed me,
because I'm looking for a used treadmill now,
so if anybody's selling a treadmill...
- [Penn] Oh God, no.
- My birthday's coming up, and I'd love the treadmill.
So, we don't use our dining room, it's fine.
We're just gonna make it my Peloton room.
- [Penn] You're actually kind of hot as a green person.
- Really?
- [Penn] Yeah, you'd be like. - Is it working for you?
I think it's really smoothing out of the skin,
you don't see the wrinkles, so I may go green.
- [Penn] Maybe it's that I'm a Star Trek fan,
I don't know, but this is working, yeah.
- That's weird.