I'm not racist but you look great today
what?
but.. that.. what? but that wasn't racist
but I said I wasn't racist
You damn Mexicans never listen
stupid Mexicans should have not said anything
Poland what are you doing?
Do you think there is alternative universe?
Where I'm big and strong and you are small and weak
ha ha ha ha don't be silly
now go back to work
UK what are you doing?
Do you? Do you think there is alternative universe?
Where I am big and strong and you are small and weak?
He he don't be silly
now go back to work
UK what are you doing here?
shhh I'm catching France
what?
I'm catching France
Do you know how to catch France?
Place a trap, put inside a glass of wine, bread and frog legs
What?
No that is just stupid
that would never work you stereotypical prick
Oh yeah? see for yourself
So what are you having guys today?
one tea please
one tea coming up
what about you Turkey?
Do you have Ayran?
one Ayran on the way
What about USA?
Coke
Someone is feeling a little grumpy hopefully this will cheer you up
and what about my old buddy Russia?
Russia?
What will you take Russia?
I will take Berlin
What?
I mean... I mean... I mean one vodka please
We need to talk
Okay but hurry up I don't have all day
time is money
Okay look the reports say that you are the most
corrupt country in the Europe
and I'm here to inspect you
because we don't want this
o no no no no what is the problem?
no no what is the problem?
okay look you never heard of them,
forget the reports
sir that is freaking corruption and you are doing it again
o no no no no I see you are not a money guy
what do you want?
girl?
car?
villa?
what do you want?
see you in court
em.. Italy?
Europe sent me to talk to you about the reports
o no no no no what do you want?
what the?
next Germany
thank you, thank you, thank you very much
okay.. okay.. what do you call a Jew with diamonds?
Jewelry ha ha ha ha
get off my stage
next is Russia
What do you call Uranium mixed with Communism
ughh what?
Stalinium ha ha ha ha
get off my freaking stage
last one Sweden
do not disappoint me like the others
BORK
ha ha ha ha you are hilarious