- Yeah, I'm about to get popped out.
Popped out, a baby about to come.
Ooh, the baby ready, ooh, the baby moving around
in the tummy, come out the body.
(upbeat music)
- I wanna see how much you know.
- I know, I know some (beep).
- I know you been around the block.
- It seems fine, right?
(record scratch)
- Coming from someone who will never go through it.
- I went to nursing school, so I know
a little bit about childbirth.
I don't think I'll be 100% accurate
because I didn't finish.
- I think I know about childbirth.
I know a lot of (beep), son.
I'm a smart mother(beep).
- Do you want children at all?
- I want children not to come out of me.
(laughter)
- My mom, she looks at me sometimes,
she's like, you don't know what you did to me.
I love you, mom.
- Bring on the facts. - Bring them.
(violin music)
- True! - True.
- 100% true. - Yeah.
- It is normal to poop during delivery.
- If a ten inch head is coming out of a lady part,
and you had tacos in there before,
best believe those tacos coming out.
- Also, what if you (beep) on the kid?
That's what I would be more concerned with.
- Well, the kid would be on top,
because where the poop comes.
- Depending on how you give birth.
Some people do on all fours. - Oh, yeah, that's true.
It depends, it depends.
(bell dinging)
- Okay, we're correct.
- We were right, but that's a basic one.
People know that. - Yeah, I feel like,
if someone even said anything,
while I'm giving birth to life,
talking about they smell a little...
- Caca. - Ah!
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- The bloody show sounds like a Game of Thrones episode.
- That sounds like something a dude made up.
That's the bloody show!
- I got a degree in art school, so whatever.
False. - False.
- I'mma vote false with her.
- False.
- I'm going to say false because
I thought it was the placenta.
(bell dinging)
- What?
- Damn it.
- Who called it the bloody show?
- Yeah, where'd that come from?
- But you know what, every day of my life
has been bloody and hard, so maybe
that's why I don't know what it is.
- Everything else in childbirth sounds so beautiful
and then you have the bloody show.
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- I'mma go with true, I don't (beep) know.
- Body can definitely do that,
that's about.
- Oh my. - Then maybe it's true.
Yeah, a body can do that for sure.
- I'm telling you I know this.
- I think it's ten, so I'm going to say false.
- False. - Damn it.
- (bell dinging)
- Ahhhhhh!
- When they be talking junk, you always prove them wrong.
When they be saying stuff, you always prove them wrong.
- That's fake news, you know?
That's fake news, I'm like Fox News right now.
- Wow.
(calm music)
- I'm going to say that's true.
- What?
Days after, I didn't know that.
That seems crazy.
- I want to say true. - So you still feeling?
- I want to say true.
- Yeah, actually, that does seem like
it's a thing that could happen.
(bell dinging)
- The only reason why I thought that was true,
because your body, it kind of goes into shock.
Your body's not just going to be like.
(record scratch) Okay, we're good.
- You gave birth, you went through all that (beep),
and you still going to feel the contraction?
(calm music)
- I don't know, I'mma go with true.
I don't know, I never weighed a placenta.
- I'm going to say that it's false,
because it's probably heavier.
I bet it's something stupid.
- I'm going to say it's false.
- It would vary, right?
- On average, on average.
(bell dinging)
- That's why I don't listen to your dumb ass.
- Ain't that some (beep).
- You got this whole baby in you, and then you have
a pound and a half of placenta.
- And then sometimes people will put it into capsules
and eat it, it's supposed to be good
for your body afterwards.
It's supposed to be good for your hair
and all kinds of stuff, I don't know.
(calm music)
- I'm just going to go with true,
because I ain't understand what you just said.
- Caesarean's bloody.
- True. - Yeah, because I feel like
it's very common to have traumatic
pregnancies and deliveries.
(bell dinging)
- We were right, girl!
- You copied me, but okay!
- This is just like how I would take tests,
is like, when they put too many numbers in,
and I'm like, I don't know, it's (beep)ing true.
(calm music)
- I'm going to say false.
- I think.
- No. - False.
- Yeah, I feel like that would get toxic.
- Mmmmmm.
(bell dinging)
- Woo! - Oh my god.
- That's right, son.
- Yeah. - Yeah, like toxic shock.
- But that, it's supposed to come out.
That's why people be eating them placenta.
(calm music)
- You going true?
I'mma go true.
- True. - Definitely true.
- Stitches, yes.
- Because you can rip vagina to butthole.
- Uh, yup.
- You know, whoop.
(bell dinging)
- Yeah. - Yup, we can just move on.
(calm music)
- I feel like it's a little more.
- It's too, it's too ridiculous.
- True. - Yeah, true.
- We said true.
(bell dinging)
- What. - So that's a lie.
I'm going to guess 60%.
- 85%, eeeeeeeennnnnnn.
- 85% of people tear something.
(calm music)
(banging on table) - Hey, you just said
that your mom did that.
- False.
- You know, I think that's true
only because it sounds so ridiculous.
(bell dinging)
- Wow. - That's sad.
- There are a lot of, granted,
a lot of benefits too, children are blessings,
but I'm just like.
- Damn, I gotta call my mom, yo.
Hey, do you feel things still after you give birth?
Especially to me, because I have a big old head.
- Wow, that's a lot.
That's a lot of sacrifice.
I'm appreciative, Mom.
(calm music)
- I say true.
- I'm going to say false. - False.
(bell dinging)
- Damn. - What.
- Science.
- When I do hard things I just want them
done then and there.
Remember when you had this kid?
Here's this discharge.
(laughter)
- Sometimes you say, oh, my girl is wet.
She ain't wet because of you.
- Damn, you just (beep)ed my whole world up.
- Yup!
(calm music)
- True.
- That's a true, because I saw
a video in high school.
- I'm going to say true.
- Oh my god, that sounds terrible.
I'm going to say true because it sounds terrible,
but like, wow, that sounds bad.
(bell dinging)
- A majority, oh no. - Oh, like currently.
Okay, that was my bad.
I thought, like, has it ever been done.
- God bless. - I know, yeah.
- I wasn't listening. - Yeah, me too.
I just heard the scissors.
(scissors clicking, calm music)
- True.
- I want to say true.
But my spirit said false.
- True.
- No, definitely false.
So, like, the movies, how they're like,
oh, my water broke, and they have to rush to the hospital?
Not a thing.
(bell dinging)
- I knew it! - Mother(beep).
- Yeah, that whole movie thing is
not a real thing. - I guess I never really
thought of it outside of movies,
now that you say that.
- I think I did better than I thought I would.
- Childbirth is a beautiful mess.
Lots of juices and fluid, but in the end,
you get a little bundle of joy.
- Childbirth is a beautiful and wonderful thing.
- I still just have the highest amount of respect
for people that have kids.
Childbirth may not be for me, but it's truly incredible.
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