All right, I'm going to read a question.
You have to answer the first thing that comes to your mind.
Then--
[DING]
--hit the button.
But it must be an honest answer, OK?
Valentine's Day is tomorrow.
What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone.
[LAUGHTER]
I-- I--
[DING]
No, after, after.
I don't have any?
Is that a problem?
Yes.
Oh.
What's the most romantic thing you've done for someone?
You do sky writers and stuff.
I can't compete.
Whenever Portia has to go out of town, and I'm not with her,
I surprise her.
And I call the hotel.
And I set it up.
And they put a huge heart-shaped thing of rose petals
on her bed.
So when she walks into the room, the whole bed
is covered with a heart-shaped rose petal.
Ellen, you're a kabillionaire!
You can do these things!
[LAUGHTER]
That doesn't-- you don't have to be a kabillionaire to--
I know to be thoughtful, ugh!
[LAUGHTER]
What is the scariest thing that you've ever done?
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Danced on a bar--
After!
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
After.
I see.
All right.
Cause you don't have to ring in?
You're the only one playing.
[LAUGHTER]
It makes me think of Jeopardy.
And if-- you've got to--
it right away.
It's just like Jeopardy.
All right.
It's not at all like Jeopardy.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
What's your favorite thing to do alone?
Read.
[DING]
Sorry.
It's true.
What's your favorite--
I got hissed.
What?
I got hissed for reading, I think.
No, they didn't hiss you.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
No, there's just some snakes we keep over there.
What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Butt.
[LAUGHTER]
Butt.
[LAUGHTER]
That sounds like you really like it.
I like it.
If you're flipping through the channels
and you see yourself on TV, will you watch?
Never.
[DING]
What three items would you take with you on a deserted island?
A notebook, a pen, and some tequila.
[LAUGHTER]
[DING]
Tequila!
[APPLAUSE]
What's the best thing that's happened to you this week
so far?
Being here.
I've missed you.
I've missed you, too.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
Who was the last celebrity that you got star struck over?
I met Daniel Craig backstage at the Golden Globes.
And I said something.
And he laughed.
And he was like, hahaha!
And I was like, oh, I know, funny, right?
[LAUGHTER]
He was so cute and nice.
He is nice.
He's cute.
[DING]
What is a fashion trend you don't understand?
I don't understand so much of jeans that's happening.
They're wide, and they're cropped,
and they're high waisted?
That's not helpful to anybody.
[LAUGHTER]
I agree.
[APPLAUSE]
Right?
Wide, cropped.
All right.
What do you lie most about?
I just went to the doctor.
I am 5'9".
I've been 5'9" my whole life.
The doctor said I am not 5'9".
I'm 5'8".
So I have been lying my whole life about being 5'9".
I just didn't know.
I'm really mad about it.
5'9" is so much cooler, isn't it?
[DINGING]
No!
Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist airs Sundays at 9:00 on NBC.
Watch it.
She sings.
And she's on a bar.
And she dances.
We'll be back.