So i recently made and deleted a video talking about how i have been slacking on the channel
and i gave a number of reasons why well….one of if not the main reason i was slacking was
because i downloaded tinder……..inhaleeeeeee sim- and if you follow me on insta you will
know i animated 50% of my last video in the span of 20 hrs well that was only possible
because of the immense strength i gained in my thumbs from the hours and hours of swiping
i did on this stupid waste of an app and i already hear you guys in the comments but
yoyo if you dont like online dating why dont you go out and talk to women in real life…….*no
Tinder logo Inhale sim punch
Me drawing faster tween up thumb bubble Guy talk no meme
Inhale punch ^^
So needless to say i got a couple of uhhhh inhale interestng tinder stories to tell…..heres
one of them So one night im scrolling away on tinder and
i see this girl and the thing that stood out to me was the fact that
Me on couch swiping she was an artist so i swipe right and to
my surprise we match and she immediately texts me and bro…….if you looked up into the
sky you could visibly see a hole in the ozone forming by how much this girl was gassing
me up Man shes complimenting my art my hair everything
So i match her energy and we end up texting for a little while
But if there is one thing about me i am a much better facetimer than i am a texter so
i get her number and shoot her a call so im flirting it up we’re joking and laughing
Close up on phone her drawing , match, heyyyyy text
Hole in ozone green gas Me couch happy facetime talk bubble
Her on bed talking w/ phone
we plan to meet the next saturday this was on a sunday night
So throughout that week Im talking to her when i can to keep her interested
But its kinda hard because ill randomly dip from the conversation for hours at a time
so i can focus on my animations but i also dont want to tell her about my channel so
i dont tell her why im gone Not the best strategy but its working fast
forward a couple days And I wake up on saturday i get dressed i
go to brush my teeth……..and im shaking am …...am i nervous
I look in the mirror and i realize im sweating, breathing heavier, my eyes are dilated
I look down my legs are shaking more than *cut to plane
*shook guy* Uhh ohh woah
A person using an airplane bathroom *boom*
But i try to calm myself down what do i look like being nervous…..i dont even know this
girls last name I had sometime before the date so i start
to record audio for my next video to calm my nerves
I sit down turn on my mic and since my videos arent the ….the quietest of videos
*clip of me screaming I always like to yell into the mic to make
sure my audio isnt distorted so i press record take a deep breath.
TESTING TEST-AGHHH I clech my ears and fall out of my chair because
I didnt have my headphones plugged into my computer meaning
My scream was picked up on my mic played through the speakers picked up from the mic again
and playued throught the speakers resulting in this horriblly loud distorted sound causing
my ears to ring like crazy So there i am laying on the floor in a ball
in my closet and then *alarm* the time for the date comes
So i collect myself and head out we meet at this sushi place
We sit down and get to talking but im still nervous its much different talking in person
than it is over facetime
Haha keep talking like that and were gonna fight when i see you
Hey youre here oh you wanted a hu- ohh my bad *heh*
Yo whats good what you been up to
so uh goodmor- evening how was your day *cough*
Stop playin shorty you know you bad matter of fact face time me from your computer too
so i can see your beautiful eyes from two angles
Thats a cool mask is that narut- oh its demon slayer…..cough i havent watched that yet...yeaaaa
It was not looking good for me yo i was just too deep in my head to be myself and honestly
im usually really good at first impressions but for some reason with this girl i ughhh
go ahead go ahead say it ……..simppp
But if there is one good thing about being a storyteller for a living if the convo gets
dry i literally have a catalogue of fully fleshed out stories memorized in my head so
i tell the story of me accidentally eating that edible
And we actually start laughing and the positive feedback makes me calm down a bit and relaxe
and i think she realizes that im comfortable so she gets comfortable too
And just like that the conversation is flowing we continue laughing and joking
The Food gets here i start eating and then i hear
And honestly i cant believe she said that...right?
Oh ohh was ...was she talking Yeah and then he was like wow you really gonna
do that and honestly Woahhh is she talking right now
I take another bite and realize something horrible ….i cant hear and chew at the same
time i think the audio mishap from earlier messed up my hearing but now im in trouble
I cant just stop eating but i also cant come clean about my hearing because i dont wanna
tell this girl about my channel So i just say yup, uh huh, haha thats crazy
over and over again and hope for the best and…..it works the date ends and shes like
“i dont want this to end no ones home right now …..we should go over to my place”
Person handing me air horn Bew bew bewwwwwww i just gamed a girl without
hearing a word she said bro city boys up one know what im sayi-
She grabs my hand leads me out of the restaurant and the night city lights are reflecting off
of us i look at her and im just like wow look at her i was so nervous about this date but
this is going so well this girl is amazing am...am i falling for he--
*BAM* *wii sound
This girl trips and lands CLEAN on her face on the concrete i rush over to help her
Yo hollyyyyyy are you ok let me help you up She darts up looks me in the face and i kid
you not says this “you should make a youtube video about this”
……..i should wha- how does she...how does she know about my cha-
No wtf dude are you ok Yeah yeah im fine but wasnt that funny haha
you should definitely make an animation about that
Sighhhhhh so thats what this was
We hop in an uber to go to her place and the whole time shes just going on and on about
how shes never been animated before and im just in my head thinking this girl really
Just fell face first on concrete just to make a cameo in an animation to this day i have
no clue how she found out about me when i talk to girls i do a very good job of hiding
it anyways
We get to her place but i tell her im tired and i better get going she tries to convince
me to stay but i was done at that point i dap her up….yes i dap her up i head home
and i go to sleep since this i have not talked to her that was just weird honestly and also
if you think i gave her what she wanted nah i completely changed her appearance race and
everything in this animation belive it or not this was a more light tinder story too
i got a ton of these …..that app is interesting to say
the least