Ayla: Logan I don't understand what you're doing, seriously stop!
Ayla I can't take care of this dog you know that.
everyone knows that they see my vlogs.
I only have on thing left to do - *intro music*
YAH YEET YO YO YO good morning logang whats POPPING?
YA YEET GOOD MORNING LOGANG WHATS POPPING?
WOO! okay.. how are youuu
Kong, how are you buddy
oh you thought I was, ohhh.
how are you bro.
tired as hell, you know why i'm tired as hell?
why?
cause i've been woken up by MAVERICK.
OOOOH. maverick is loud as F*CK
have you been waking up dwarf mamba? - oh kong.
kong calm down, kong calm d- kong, oh noo.
you have been waking up evan?
nooo... whats your deal?
no.. no maverick whats your deal bro.
no.. NOO!!
I need my sleep to..
no he does Maverick
no thats a dumb- No even dwarfs need sleep maverick
oh, and he's a bought to poop.. you son of a b*tch
maverick kong bond session?
no, not gonna happen to day ok..
Logang imma bout' to head to set but yo...
look at my uber driver ;)
look at her!
she's a little cutie dude
Sadie, 4.88
Ight bro, I gotta go make out with my uber driver
I'll see you later, - DOWN BOY DOWN.
where you at Sadie, there she is.
Hi how are you?
Hey guys, so Sadie is much older then me still beautiful though I couldn't really see her face, this is me zooming into her forehead, and if you look closely you can see she got like a really nice forehead, if you look closely.. But i also got a nice forehead so this is me zooming into my forehead and if you look close and closer.. i - get - a - I got a ok... back to the vlog
Bye Sadie, (I like your forehead..)
I CAME TO F*CK
How are you dude, how are ya bennet, good morning bennet.
oh my god.. - how ya doin bennet
lookin' good this morning ;)
Okay guys, you know me *intense clapping* Mickeys coming BACKK
Mickeys back, YO you look great!
whatt! you looks like Elvis bro.
That's right ;) - the tanned sexy version of Elvis.. ;)
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEETYEYEYEYEET
Logang, it is prom night here on the set of valley girl which reminds me, If you don't are or --
If you're new to the channel my names Logan Paul, i'm playing character Mickey in the film called 'Valley girl" He's the second biggest Choch on planet earth,
the first.. being me, (logan)
Also, we are still.. we are the fastest growing channel on youtube at the moment YA
*intense thigh slap*
yo.. f*ck that really- I just ow god.
AHHHH just slap legjfhsdsasfh
mom.
I'm freaking out guys, they put me in this trailer alone.. and I just don't know what to do.
oh wait a second, wait a second. someone tweeted this video at me @loganpaul if you wanna follow me there ;)
And i thought this was freakin' dope.. I didn't watch the whole thing but we're gonna watch it right now
This is actually amazing, alright here we go
OH WHAT?!? Thuss muh boiiii
I'm his hero!!
I gotchu
*great big hug*
dope f*ck YEAH bro *slams chair against door* ;(
YOO my god
whew, I told you man. that kid, zircon(?) is his name, and original song by zircon(?), you my man..
You're a f*cking legend. - Classic man, classic.
I love you bro, I don't even know you man I feel like I love you.
*logan you are my hero*
I walked to set, yo this is prom
Lets go take a look at this magic, - oh.
"talk to ya later"
WOWWW. oh my god
I will say this is the third like "hollywood" prom I've been to. For some reason every character I play like ends up going to prom.
This place is beautiful, how are you doing you're beautiful. Everythings so beautiful.
Especially him. "whats going on?"
Hi, Hey.
So this is by far the biggest movie I've ever done, thats why this prom is so massive, and everything looks so cool.
brah, I'm freakin' pumped bro you're gonna see me in theaters LETS GOO *dab*
What do you have bro? "tapioca pudding" I need it in my life..
And now I have it in my life!
I think imma do big movies more often bro, i need more tapioca pudding in my life
SHOT A SCENE, going to lunch, yo this is crazy..
*guy in back* "OH MY GOD"
bro.. little late bro little late, alright
we just got a horde of prom kids going to lunch right now.
YAHHH YEET - This is amazing.. this is incredible.. did carly - did you do his hair?
"no but we're boyfriend and girlfriend" ;)
oh okay
WOAH WOAH OKAY PG PG
Why do the potatoes look like mushrooms? and how do the potatoes look like mushrooms?
"oh so see.. those mushrooms uhm they, they get them from Nevada. and Nevada where the ground -"
no see, no they're potatoes bro.
Thats what see, you've been fooled your whole life bro.
I'm sorry.
The best part of being onset with actors is, they're new to this vlog life.
is that right bro?
Yo.. i'm so new, I've seen one - try vlogging
oh, try vlogging? YO we're on set! I just ate all my food yo, clean plate baby.
You know what it is we're here, we're grubbin(?)
YO, what are you eating over there?
Uh.. I am eating uhuhuhuh GOD nooo
YOU EAT THAT TOO.
YEAH BRO yeahahaha
Explain what you're doing, to the logang
'So I have to wear these" - there clip ons right? "clip ons" Look, they look great. Do I pull them off better then Chloe?
OH F*CK YEAH I DO.
All the dudes wanna smash me guaranteed
smash or pass bro? "I would do it ;)"
Yo, you even pull it off better then Chloe.
Don't put this camera to close.
its that vlog life, what you don't like the camera close to your face? you wanna be exposed?
OH NO, Chloe PG!
For all the young girls watching this who don't have t*ts, its cool cause I got nothin'
It's cool guys, It's really all about the personality, literally the only reason I get by in life is because I'm some what tolerable.
Chloe: "Thats not true" Logan: WELL F*CK YOU F*CK YOU CHLOE AND QUAKE ME CHLOE FUUUUCK
When Logan gets uncomfortable he deflects by yelling "quake my chloe"
It - no its not uncomfortable its just like, when I don't know what to say like if I'm running out of a sentence i'm just like f*ck i dont have anything else to say
QUAKE ME CHLOE FUUU-
You know what, now after watching, I just watched a couple of vlogs -
Shes in the logang now ;) I knew it was gonna happen, I texted her one day and she goes "what I was just watching your vlogs"
"I was - cause he told me to watch it." - NO I DIDN'T
WOO - so I snuck off into this creepy little kidnapping space here, its way to hot out there guys, its literally a thousand degrees
AH
Look at me man im perspiration out the wazoo
anyways, OH OH HO OH .. ..
You remember, on yesterdays vlog I said, Logang if we can get half a million likes on it dwarfmamba agreed to drop out of college and become my roommate.
WOO HOO HOO, guys we're at like three-hundred-thousand likes in like two hours, logang strong lets gO
AHHHH
imma give him a call, see what he thinks
EVAN, the video from yesterday has three-hundred-thousand likes on it ;)
You're gonna have to drop out of college bro, and become my roommate
"I know haha"
Guys literally, its so hot right now *screaming and earrape*
YO, guess who came to visit me on set, ITS MY BOY Brendan bruh, hows your day been.
*crickets*
Sick, whats over there?
We got some logangsters? WAHHHHH THATS MY F*CKIN' BOI
Bro, guys i've been cooped up in trailers all day, you guys know I was shooting here? How'd you know brooo, logangsters are smart
"we've been here for hours" - HOURS? HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? "uh.. four?"
FOUR? HOURS? Man thats two times two
I f*cking love you guys, i love, i love my fam, man I'm getting deep
I RAP THE SET GUYS I RAP - long day on set i haven't done much, I haven't vlogged much, time to go back home tho, we gotta do somethin to Evan
Lets start off by saying - *EARRAPE SCREAMING*
It's the same girls from yesterday
you got the maverick hat, - its a dope hat right yooo I told you, did you guys get bored? aren't you like... - you scream the loudest
"yeah"
Is it gonna be everyday bro? What are you guys jake paul? - "ewwwww" - GUYS I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA MAKE CONTENT
I LOVE ALL OF YOU, Oh my god logang is everywhere
YAHHHHHH, thats my boi... dude did you die? - OH NOOO YOU GOOD BRO LOOK AT THAT ASS YEET ;)
OHHOHO
I got somethin' to tell you bro ;)
Go head and read the number of likes on this video, go head. ... . - "four-hundred-eighty-thousand likes"...
WOOOOO WE'RE TWENTY-THOUSAND AWAY FROM GETTING A NEW ROOMMATE, RIGHT THERE. Trust me guys he was on the fence and this is just the final push man.
You're gonna be a movie star Evan, 'Imma be the next peter dinklage"
Bro, why don't you be the next... the rock.
"Cause he's.... tall..."
EHEHERHSDF YOU'RE TALL IN HERE
"YEAH YOU RIGHT" YOYOYO
Guys, while we're talking numbers i'm just gonna spit some more stuff off edge - WE HIT SIX MILLION I'm sorry I haven't adjusted yet, bro.... six million youtube subscribers in like, nine months.
Am I out here? "Bro, thats unheard of." - Bro, unheard of, I'm out here. - "Hes out here"
OH F*CK
Number two, uh.. wait I forgot - NUMBER TWO, oh yeah... I hit twelve-million on instagram!! Yoooo, i'm even more out here.
F*UUUUUU
How many you at bro.. 'Thats a touchy subject ;(" ....Just say it bro, say a number. "Four hundred thousand" *OHHHHHH* bro, you're gonna live with me like guys we just gotta get use to following you
Whats you're instagram wa- just plug yourself."@loganpaul" NAHHH just kidding I put my name over it, actually what is it though.
NO JUST SAY IT BRO IMMA DO IT THIS TIME, "@loganpaul" AHH OKAY ITS @DWARFMAMBA ITS @DWARFMAMBA
OH. OH OH, MAVERICK, MY BOY. COME HERE BUDDY, COME HERE.
This little guy, hit a million followers on instagram, maverick the parrot - "A FUCKING BIRD... HAS MORE FOLLOWERS?"
No, no, not just A BIRD. The bird.
'WHAT BITCH"
yo, don't talk about him like that Evan, no. evan no, don't square up with him he will f*ck you up bro.. He will f*ck-
Congratulations man you hit a million we'll throw a party, okay. ------ Cool
KONNNNG DOGGY, HI BUDDY HOW ARE YOU PUPPY, ---- By the way are you good bro. - "Getting food" ---- Hi puppy how are you there my little lion DATS MAH BOI
Come here doggy i got a fun vlog planned for us, --- Aight guys, so obviously everyday im out here trying to make my vlogs as epic and exciting and entertaining as possible. --- Todays been a little slow so I am gonna play a prank on Ayla... She is coming over right now, I - I'm gonna uh.. convince her that we are selling Kong, To a guy we found on craigslist...
Ayla loves kong right, we all love kong. But imma be like "Yo im to busy, -" Or I don't know what imma say but we're gonna do it
and that guy from craigslist, is MAH BOI MIKE. ---- "Hello"
Okay so, uhm Ayla is gonna be here in roughly ten minutes, -- Ignore my messy ass closet guys, I'm still moving in.. im im, twenty two. f*ck
Look look, bro I got two entrances to my apartment complex. ;) "Ooooh.. sh*t I didn't even know this" Yeah bro, - When Ayla enters from that down there, Mike, I want you to hop out of here
Twelve seconds later, the concierge texted me, Ayla is on her way up. Soooo, *doorbell rings*
I GOT THIS NEW PIANO, listen bro, I'm practicing- did you know I-
I'M F*CKING VLOGGING KONG STOP
I'm the only person in America with this specific keyboard - Have you ever wanted to be a DJ?
YO EVAN EVAN, COME HERE BRO
Ayla's chillin' on the couch right now - I'm texting mike and telling him to ring the doorbell
*Doorbell rings*
Avon can u grab that?
Yop
I'm commin!
*Door opens*
Let's go! What's good bro!
How ya doin man!
Logan: DATS MA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Yo what's good bro!
*Logan needs a doctor*
*Jk*
Yo what the f*ck?
Bro u got stronger!
U obviously got bro!
Logan: Here is the guy. That guy: oh ma gaaad
Here he is bro!
Yo..
first time in real life..
go for it bro!
Hey
Hi!
I got.. I have a leash for him..
Yep
I've got his little shirt that says Logang,
Cuz.. Cuz never forget bro!
We're going for life right?
For life bro!
No, not in this case.
*Logan laughing*
So like when-
So like for example like
When is his birthday and stuff like that?
He- His birthday is-
February first-
Okay
he's
four month old-
ye, cuz i want him to get cake and stuff ya kno?
Does he have a manager?
Does he have a manager? x2
He does have a manager. He should have. I guess I am his manager.
Hit me up if u need everything.
How about like pay u?
Cuz i got cash bro!
Yea 500 cash.
*realises what's goin on*
*Stands up*
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing.
five hundred *large 45s*
Ye this is 500 bro!
Why u having him in a box?
Umm.. for Mike.
It was the easiest way to-
For what?
Thats 500.
500?
I was-
Wait. for what?
I got-
Ye
I was going to ask u to do 4/50 just cuz-
I had to drive here and stuff..
Wai- wait what is this for
What is this for x2
Mike- Mike is gunna buy Kong for me
Because I've been busy on set and like i dont think i can
Like it's a lot of responsibility-
I'm just trying to help out to be honest with you
No, no, no *TFR* this is fine i get it but-
Why dont u just give him to me?
Mike is my boy! That's why i gave him the discount.
Like i bought him for 20-
And I know he will take care of his Instagram and stuff.
Cuz I work and do a lot of social media and stuff.
Alright.
Ayla
Wait.. no seriously stop.
This is like
Like
Yo imma- i get it, but this is like- he is my dog
Are you like.. screwing with me now?
No, I'm 100% serious
No. stop
Ayla u've been hanging around
I- I'm so busy
Avo- Avon has been trying to watch him,
While I was on set. How's that been Avon?
Dude I've been watching u what are you talking about!
U havent been here!
Yea I have!
I- I gotta- I don't want to be part of this.
Mike- Mike's gotta go,
Imma hit u tho! Good to see u!
No omg like seriously stop!
Ayla! Alya.
I don't know what he told u but seriously
I need u to calm down!
Ayla it's been on to do list
It's literally behind u.
Its no. 1 on to do list.
What the hell is this?
Yo can u cross that out? cuz it's done.
Logan I dont understand what u're doing seriously stop!
Ayla I cant take care of this dog u know that-
Stop
Everyone knows it that see my vlogs,
Now we have only one thing left to do.
I'm sorry.. I'm sorry honey.
Is this a joke?
Ayla! Ayla.
I don't want to get agressive with you.
I don- Mike: Look x3
He's fine!