You and I have bibbled and babbled,
but today President-elect Joe Biden
gave a very emotional speech
as he left to become President
to the people of Delaware.
You're from Delaware.
Yes I am.
And you listened to this speech.
This must have had real meaning for you.
I was just watching it on my phone
right before you got in your chair
and I almost started crying.
I mean, I love that man.
I'm so proud of him.
I'm so proud to be a Delawarean.
And I cannot wait for tomorrow.
And in fact, it almost is tomorrow here.
That's right.
I've got 45 minutes.
His speech touched me.
He's just a real person
and he has soul and he has empathy
and he believes in our country, in our people.
My heart is full.
No jokes, Conan.
No, this is the part that's serious.
There's no screwing around on this one.
I'm not gonna take my glasses off still,
but I mean it.
You're very happy.
Because you're in Turkey, Biden's gonna become President
earlier for you than for us.
Yeah.
No, that's not true.
It doesn't make any sense, what I just said, you know?
The Turkish people are very proud of him right now.
I can speak for Turkey.
You know, I think you do speak for Turkey in many ways.
What says Turkey more than Aubrey Plaza
in a robe and sunglasses
in a hotel room that quite frankly,
could be here in LA?
I'm just taking your word for it that you're in Turkey.
You've done nothing to prove that you're in Turkey,
except show me four apples in cellophane.
How does that prove you're in Turkey?
Don't tempt me to take my laptop down the hallway
and get into some real trouble.
Okay, I won't.
We won't do that.
You know, you talked about Delaware.
There's a movement in Delaware, because you're from there,
to change the name of Columbus Square
to Aubrey Plaza Plaza.
How do you feel about that?
I support.
Listen, Google Maps has already officiated this.
If you look on Google Maps where the Columbus statue
used to be, it does say the Aubrey Plaza Plaza.
I didn't do it.
[Conan] That's great!
I didn't ask for this,
but if the people want to give it to me,
I won't let them down.
I'll come up with the right person to put on
that block of cement.
And it won't be
someone shitty.
That's an eloquent speech
about what should happen in that space.
I'll work on my speech.
If you do end up giving a speech there, please, yeah.
You'll get there.