"Eight o'clock," he says, 8:00, 8:00.
Some friend.
The story of my life. Cinderella bites the dust.
Good evening, Miss Lane.
Uh, hi.
Oh, I'm sorry, did you have plans this evening?
Oh. Oh, this old thing-- No.
- It's no trouble at all to come later. - No. Don't move!
Um.... Or....
Sure, you can move.
Just don't fly away, alright?
Sorry to drop in on you like this, Miss Lane...
...but there must be a lot of questions about me...
- ...that people would like the answers to. - Of course, yes.
You really shouldn't smoke, you know, Miss Lane.
Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right?
Well, not yet, thank goodness.
Um, would you like a glass of wine?
No, thanks. I never drink when I fly.
Nice place.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Should we get started with the interview?
Oh. Thank you.
Well, let's start with your vital statistics.
Are you married?
No. No, I'm not.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't, but if I did, Miss Lane, you'd be the first to know about it.
Um, how old are you?
- Over 21. - Oh, I get it.
You don't want anyone to know how old-- Okay.
How big are you? How tall are you?
- About 6'4". - Six-foot-four.
- And how much do you weigh? - Around 2, 225.
Two-- 225?
Hm.
Well, I assume, then, that...
...the rest of your bodily functions are normal?
Sorry. I beg your pardon?
Well, putting it delicately...
...do you...
...eat?
Yes. Yes, I do. When I'm hungry.
You do. Of course you do.
Well. Well, then, is it true...
...that you can see through anything?
Yes, I can. Well, pretty much.
And that you're totally impervious to pain?
Well, so far.
What color underwear am I wearing?
Hm.
- I'm sorry. I embarrassed you, didn't I? - No.
- I did. - No, no. Not at all.
It's just that this planter must be made of lead.
- Yes, it is. So? - Oh, you see, I...
...I sort of have a problem seeing through lead.
Oh, that's interesting.
"Problems seeing through lead."
- Do you have a first name? - What, like Ralph or something?
- No. I mean like-- - Pink.
- Huh? - Pink.
I'm sorry, Miss Lane. I didn't mean to embarrass you.
You didn't embarrass me.
Um.... Uh....
What's your background? Where do you hail from?
Well, that's kind of hard to explain, actually.
You see, I'm from.... Well, pretty far away.
Another galaxy, as a matter of fact.
- I come from a planet called Krypton. - Huh?
Krypton.
Oh, Krypton. With a C-R-I...? No.
No, actually, it's Krypton, with a K-R-Y-P-T-O-N.
K-R-Y.... Do you like pink?
I like pink very much, Lois.
- Why are you--? - I'm sorry?
I mean, why are you here? There must be a reason for you to be here.
Yes. I'm here to fight for truth and justice and the American way.
You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country.
I'm sure you don't really mean that, Lois.
- I don't believe this. - Lois?
- Hm? - I never lie.