- I don't think the ambulance driver should be
hanging out the window like this but, you know,
I think it makes it kind of accurate.
(Bear wiggling) - Oh, God!
- What did I buy?
A Lego hospital kit.
I'm gonna unbox this bad boy with you
and we're gonna see how accurate this is.
We have a three floor hospital,
a helicopter, we have paramedics,
we even have an ambulance.
It's been a while since I've done a Lego,
this might be challenging. (bubbling)
Bear, come help me out.
Look at this little champ.
Look at this little ch-
Oh, Bear!
If Bear had a voice,
what do you think his voice would sound like?
I've thought about this so much.
(Lego box creaking)
Bear this box is childproof.
(Legos rattle) What!
861 pieces!
There's stickers.
(Doctor Mike chuckling)
This is savage.
Book one, book two, book three, book four, book five
(laughing) book six.
Bear, there's six books here,
are you stressed out?
I'm stressed out.
All right, I guess we should start with book number one.
(Legos clatter) Oh, my God.
First things first, we've gotta build the helicopter pilot.
(upbeat music)
I officially have built my pilot.
Pa!
That's the first step of this.
I feel so accomplished.
(upbeat music)
Here's our little Lego city that we've created here.
We have all the characters.
I think we should name them.
I think our gentleman with the paint overalls,
who has the splint on, or whatever this is,
we should call him Geronimo.
This guy, who's gonna save everybody,
I'm gonna call him Espino
because he reminds be of Luis Espina.
And finally, the female character here,
I don't know what her role is,
but I'm gonna call her (light music)
an Apple.
I'm gonna call her Apple.
They see us rolling
the baby!
Now, we're making the helicopter.
(upbeat music)
This is my happy place, officially.
I have found my happy place.
(upbeat music)
The helicopter is done!
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do, helicopter!
To spare you, we're just gonna go right to the first floor
which is step three.
Step three, I'm ready,
let's do it more efficiently (humming).
(upbeat music)
Wow! Look at that sliding door action.
And it's actually controllable
'cause it doesn't open all the way.
Wow!
(upbeat music)
Complete! Look at this.
So, when Geronimo shows up to this hospital,
he's gonna be like, "Yo, I'm here" and they're gonna be like
"Oh, all right, Geronimo, gotta let you in."
And because I- (imitating Geranimo's pain)
- Built this, oops, sorry Geronimo,
when they built this cool ramp here,
he just comes up this ramp
'cause it's wheelchair friendly ramp.
But what Lego didn't think about
is Geronimo's gonna have a tough time in here
rolling around if he wants to get some ice cream.
He'll get here, he'll order his ice cream, he'll eat it;
But how is my man supposed to turn around here
comfortably without knocking everything over?
That's tough.
(lego crumbling) See, doesn't work.
And why are all the doctors just chilling?
(glass shatter)
Oop! Someone take care of Geronimo.
I still have book four, five, six...
I think there's a book seven somewhere.
I built the first floor, the helicopter; I need some help.
(Legos bubbling)
Introduce yourself, guy.
- Hi, I'm Ari and I'm 12 years old.
- Oh, how about we do it as a little competition.
Okay, here, you do this one.
- Okay, I'm gonna crush you.
- How 'bout my guy has hair already?
How 'bout my guy has hair already, Ari?
How 'bout my guy has legs, does your guy have legs?
My guy's standing already.
I already beat you. (Ari laughs)
You're already lost.
- Just stop talking, just, no that's not fair!
- I didn't do anything.
Why're you, why're you
already complaining? - My guys gonna beat you up.
- Why are you already complaining?
- Mine like ooh! - Don't hit my guy.
- Beat you up.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, Bear's mad.
- Fight me, Bear, fight me.
(Bear slurping) Ah! (gasping)
(upbeat music)
(gasping) Look at this, x-ray.
Oh! - Oh, that's dope, actually.
(light music)
- Have you ever done surgery on a person who got shot?
- No, I'm not a trauma surgeon.
- I feel like you don't really do the interesting things.
- Yeah, I'm not a trauma surgeon.
- You're job is like very, meh.
- Arrgh.
- You just see patients about, like,
weird infections and then you'll just be like,
"Put some ice on it!"
- Ari, when did you become savage?
- ♪I'm a savage ♪ (upbeat music)
♪Classy, bougie, ratchet ♪
(upbeat music)
- Done. - What?
Can you help me? - Yeah.
- You're supposed to be a supporting uncle,
or whatever that means.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I'm so good at everything in life.
- Oh, my God, it's an EKG sticker.
You know what's funny about this?
It has like, kind of a weirder rhythm,
not ideal because it has some Q-Waves in there.
Q-Waves, if seen in specific leads on the EKG,
can be pathologic and not ideal.
But then the heart rhythm turns into an actual heart.
That normally doesn't happen.
- You're so funny.
(Ari clattering legos)
So funny.
Wait, here, this is how it's supposed to look.
- Oh!
I need seven, you do eight, c'mon, we don't have all day!
We have lives to save at this hospital.
- This time I'm gonna beat you.
I'm going to get my revenge.
(upbeat music)
- Sometimes I get confused when I do this Lego thing,
like, where do pieces go?
- It's life, man, people get confused.
- Wise words, bro.
(upbeat music)
My nose is so itchy.
(squeaking sound effect) Oh, that's so good.
(Ari chuckling)
That was the kindest thing you ever did to me,
I'm 'bout to shed a tear. (Ari laughs)
(upbeat music)
Ari, where you at? - No!
- 'Cause I'm 'bout to load up my patient. (imitating siren)
- No, that's not fair- (Dr Mike Imitating Siren)
- You, you have like-
(Dr. Mike continues to imitate siren)
- I don't think the ambulance driver should be
hanging out the window like this but, you know,
I think it makes it kind of accurate.
- Oh, God!
- Yo, this is turning into, like, a little hospital.
Kind of a cheap hospital, considering it's open on one side.
And they're like "oh, we've weather-proofed this part-
- Yeah you can-
- But this part you can fall out and die from."
Where did this come from, this x-ray thing?
- (gasps) How dare you, I built that!
(Dr. Mike imitating siren) Arghh!
- Do you think the helicopter can land on it,
like Will Smith style?
Bad Boys, Bad Boys!
- See, I'm telling you, this is, you built it wrong.
- No, I didn't.
- Look, this exact thing is this thing as this thing
but look- - Which exact thing?
- Do you not see this square or this square?
So, this part goes in here, you have to take them off.
- Oh, so it's going to be even higher?
- I don't know, what I'm saying is
this part goes here. - Oh!
And then this part goes like this, you think?
This is it? - Yeah.
- We did it? - Yeah.
- Wow!
(upbeat music)
Name it! - Let's get treated.
- Can you name it?
- Bear's Hospital. - Bear Hospital.
I like that.
Da Bear Hospital.
So Geronimo is getting taken to
Da Bear Hospital (Ari laughs)
- No, in the r- - Excuse me!
It's my story, you get to play with your baby.
He rolls around to the front entrance,
to which they have an automatic door that slides open,
and they do have a disability ramp, which is nice
because that means they're inclusive.
Now, we're gonna take you 360 and they give him options.
They're like, "Do you wanna eat some ice cream?"
He's like, "Nah, B, not right now."
Then they're like,
"All right, sir, you need to go upstairs".
And then we realize the fatal flaw of Da Bear Hospital.
There's no way to get down and up floors.
- No, the helicopter- - But, excuse me!
My story!
And he comes out here and he's like, "Yo, heli."
"Yoo...I'm here, B" and he's like, "I need a lift"
and he's like "all right, hop on".
And he takes him because this guy needs an x-ray,
he needs to go to the x-ray room
which happens to be right here,
he only needs to go to the second floor,
so he does this, oop. (Ari laughs)
Let's pretend he actually made it
and this is where the x-ray gets done.
We can even have the special effects, boom!
Gets the x-ray done, they're done so they just
push him right back out. (Ari laughs)
And the whole point of this whole experience is to show
that A, there's no elevator so there's no hospital,
and B, the doctors are on the roof, not even doing any work,
just checking out the view.
- And we have this little cart.
Oh, yeah, let's do some vaccinations.
So, see, he sprays it, boom.
Gives some medicine to the baby, to stay alive,
and goes (imitates spraying sound).
And then they all live happy together in Da Bear Hospital.
Thank you so much for watching, pee-woop (chuckling).
- I think this is a pretty inaccurate hospital.
I think that a hospital without a main floor or, oop,
or an elevator (Ari laughs)
is not an ideal hospital.
Comprehensive-wise they've got an OB floor,
they have a radiology room, they have an ice cream store,
they have sort of an ER that you can kind of pull up to
and be like "Yo, B, what's up?"
And they're like "Yo." - And they have
the fancy sliding door.
- And they have the fancy sliding door.
So, it's all right, like, if I'm doing a
Minecraft rating on this hospital,
I would give it a solid three out of ten.
(legos bubbling)
Everyone should watch me play the worst,
worst medical games ever.
- And with Da Bear Hospital.
- Or if you wanna see other videos of this guy, click here.
He could be a potential star, what do you think?
- Ow! Oh, my God, stop (laughs)
- Say "stay happy and healthy", right now.
- Stay happy and healthy and I need an emergency room
in the Da Bear Hospital (laughs).