So what you're saying is... ooh you so melon!
우유 (uyu) is milk in Korean,
and m... *clears throat* and is melon 우유 (uyu)
*Happy WTF Theme*
Alright, we've got something totally awesome today.
This is a very wonderful treasure find.
This is nothing awesome whatsoever this is...
It totally is!
If you're a Korean drama fan you've totally seen people with banana milk before, and it is such a big wonderful trend in Korea that I hated.
Five years ago we have old archived footage of us being like, "Banana milk is disgusting!" because I had a penicillin allergy, I have one, and I had banana flavored penicillin.
Like, I drank it the first time and I was like, "Uuugh!" and I had like horrible flash-backs.
But we're not talking about that poison, we have a new poison today called "Melon Milk".
It's the same brand, but it's like special edition.
and I am not looking forward to this, you know why? Because Leigh and Soo Zee discovered this thing like a few days ago and they were like...
"Oh! We have some melon milk! Here Simon and Martina try it!"
They are not good at acting at all!
No but not just...
You can see their microbes they're twitching.
They're like, "It's totally delicious."
(Simon) Yeah!
and here's the other thing that's suspicious!
Every time we have something really gross we'd always make them try it and tell them it's the best thing ever.
*Maniacal Laughter*
They're trying to get their revenge on us now we're just gonna inflict it on ourselves. (We have an upcoming video of what horrible food.)
No I'll tell you why I was suspicious, because they had one straw, they both drank like this much of it, and then they're like, "Here guys, you should try it, it's really good."
If it's so good why didn't you drink more?
Yeah!
Huh?
Hmm? (Huh?) Huh!?
Soo Zee...
Leigh...
Okay, my favorite part of these little milks...
Bookabookabookabookabookabookabookabookabookabookabookabooka
Is the banana straws!
They come with little banana straws, and you have to like line it up... Why do you call them banana straws, because they're yellow?
Because they're yellow
You're such a racist! Why can't they be pineapple straws! (What does it say! What does it say on the straw!)
Go ahead, read it in Korean.
빙그레바나나 (Binggrae banana)
Uh Oh! Oh, that's interesting! Does it say that it's a banana straw!?
It says banana... APOLOGIZE!
I'm sorry Duckie for calling you out on your racism that wasn't shown in this video, but is there for other food videos.
Give it to me and let's drink this... Give me a forgiveness kiss on the cheek.
Thank you.
Are we gonna punish each other by having each separately, or are we gonna 가위 바위 보 (gawi bawi bo)?
No because you like that, it's not a punishment.
Oh no... That's what I'm saying, we fight over it to see...
Ya' know! I don't even know why you bought them for this video. It completely doesn't serve any purpose apart from, "I'm a piggy, I want my banana milk!"
By the way, I didn't tell you this, but I bought three more bags of those maple puffs that I like because they were on sale.
*Nervous Laugh* Two plus one!
This might sound dumb. There's a spiky side and a flat side, and the first time I came here I was like, "I'm trying to open my milk!"
Cuh! Cuh!
I'm gonna open the milk...
But you... Majority of you civilized humans understand the basic concept, but Martina, pretty much, she just started banging it on her head to try to figure it out. (I didn't.)
Let's get it right, okay? Aiming for the center. Whoever... ooh... Let me see if it's a bullseye? Not very good, I'm gonna do better than you.
Don't cheat! (Iooh, ah!) Don't! I'm gonna stab you in the hand! (Aaah!)
Agh!
Not even close...
Jinx!
I don't wanna drink this... Okay, ready?
You can't just take a sip! You have to actually try it.
Yes I can! I'm an adult! You can't tell me what to do!
Okay, ready? Let's go... That doesn't make sense...
Smells like sads... Mmm, Mmmm
*Fake Slurping* Delicious!
*Whining* I don't wanna... You didn't drink any of it.
I'm watching you.
*Crying*
Hurry up.
Keep going, more than that.
Aaaaagh! Hagh hagh hagh hagh hagh haaagh!
I don't like it!
What does it taste like?
It's so sweet, it just tastes like melted ice cream.
Oh! Like melon bars? (Yeah) Like my favorite melon bar Korean ice cream?
Hegh hegh, it's bad too! I don't like any of them.
There's nothing natural about fruit milk it's wrong!
This tastes exactly like a honeydew.
I mean, this tastes like a honeydew.
Not like fake candy, you know how you have something that's like watermelon flavored and you're like, "It's watermelon candy."
This tastes like, exactly a honeydew.
(I'm gonna put this away) The kinda fruit people give you when you go for breakfast, and all you want is more grapefruits but they give you like tons of honeydew.
They're like, "Here, have honeydew." (Oh yeah) and you're like, "Oh... thanks guys."
That tastes exactly like a disappointing breakfast.
Well, I don't really know how I feel about this because it actually doesn't... I know how I feel about this! Pick me!
Ooh! Pick me I know!
Hmm, Meemers.
"Hey, I volunteer my answer for Simon." Thank you Meemers.
I feel bad about this. I don't want anymore.
I'm sorry Korea, I like a lot of your stuff. You make delicious milk, it might smell a little bit strong sometimes.
Our New Zealand friend said, "It smells like farts." I disagree.
No, that's not what they said, they said:
*New Zealander Impression* "It smells like fawts. It smells like fawts"
Anyhow, I love your regular milk. Your fruit milk; no thank you.
Well the melon milk has fifteen less calories than the banana. (Woah)
What happens if I mix them together?
You'd be double sads.
Try them together.
No!
It's better!
Says who!?
Says me!
Equally disappointing!
Final verdict. Banana milk I think is too sweet, and tastes like fake bananas, but the melon milk tastes exactly like a honeydew.
So if you like honeydews, and if you like melons...
Woo!
Woo! Woo!
I was referring to like cantaloupe, of course, then try the (That joke is really lame.) try the melon milk.
More like a honey-don't.
I think it's a honey-love-love-me-do. (Not a honeydew)
I'm outta here.
Honey love love me do! You know I love you!