It's the biggest album in the game my brother, THE biggest album in the game!
Eight albums in. Who has done it better than me? NOBODY!
Nicki Minaj, would you [scream] me?
You smart! You loyal! You're genius!
WOOOO!
WOOOO! [Multiple times]
Now we got to head back. It's about to get dark.
It's dark. In a minute the ain't gon' be no lights to navigate this world we need to go.
It's so dark out here. We don't know where the hell we at, but —
The key is to make it.
The key is never give up.
We made it.
The never said it was easy to win.
Agh, feels good to be back to the pathway of more success.
[babbling]
OOOORIGHT!
Cheese and turkey. They don't want you to eat, but —
Turkey sandwich was amazing.
OOOORIGHT!
Another one!
Another one.
They never said winning was easy.
Some people can't handle success, I CAN!
I know what it comes with.
Some people can't handle it, I can.
Today, we're exploring one of the most mysterious and elusive creatures in the whole animal kingdom.
There's only one known in existence, and he has baffled both scientist, and the world alike.
I'm talking of course, about "Homogeneous Khalidius."
Popular street name:
"DJ Khaled."
WOOOO!
Little is known about his origins, but he was first spotted at a McDonalds much like this one here.
So let us begin as Khalidius did himself, here, at McDonalds.
I'm lovin' it.
— "And you know how passionate I am about McDonalds."
I love sausage biscuit. Let me tell you somthin' 'bout that sausage biscuit .
First of all the biscuit,
It's so amazing!
— Many scholars believe McDonalds to be the source of Khalidius' powers.
It appears to give him great energy and indeed his beautiful pear shaped, fupa.
— And that sausage!
My thing is, I bought three of them.
I bought three.
So, I ain't gon' lie to you.
Might be six.
I bought six
Three on the way to work add six.
Oh, I meant eight!
You feel me?!
— But as the saying goes,
"Those who live by the McDouble, die by the McDouble."
And DJ Khaled after consuming over a hundred thousand sausage egg McMuffins, suffered a stroke.
— My sound is "ACCRIATE!"
It's a real sound.
ACCRIATE!
— In the beginning the stroke had minor effects, and only affected his ability to say specific words.
— I have so much "Jewrlly."
I got more "Jewrlly," and it's not even about the "Jewrlly."
I have so much "Jewrlly."
[slow mo] I have so much "Jewrlly."
— But as the condition worsen, he lost the ability to speak all together.
[babbling]
OOOORIGHT!
[more babbling]
DJ Khaled inside the building.
Try as he might. DJ Khaled had lost the ability to speak.
[intense babbling]
The final straw came for Khaled, when it started to affect his work as well.
Eventually loosing the ability to DJ.
[bad DJ mixing]
Let's go!
Without the ability to speak, and his djing career over.
DJ Khaled saw no reason left to live with society, and he headed out to live among the other big foot.
After he had escaped to nature, he became something of a myth.
And nobody could ever be sure if it was the infamous "Homogeneous Khalidius," or just another big foot.
Here we stand at one of the most infamous Khalidius spotting of all time.
In fact, the area is gated off to commemorate this rare, rare occurrence.
Although there is no concrete proof that Khalidius was actually spotted here,
the evidence is quiet compelling.
Take a look at this picture of big foot.
Now, watch as I overlay a picture of Khalidius.
The resemblance is UNCANNY!
In fact, there are some who'd swear, you can hear Khalidius' voice echo through the trees on a windy night.
WOOOO!
OOOORIGHT!
Khaled has not been spotted in several years.
Raising concern, and leading people to a new conclusion.
Some speculate that DJ Khaled has been abducted by the United States government.
And it's being held in a building like this one here.
Videos have emerged, showing a clear and frantic attempt at escaping this building.
Here's the leaked footage of Khaled trying to escape in his trade mark shopping cart.
His escape is being blocked off by the CIA agents.
And his frantic face tells the whole story.
What have they done with Khaled, and where is he gone?
These questions and more.
Has he escaped? Who are his captors? And what do they want with him?
These questions and many more still anchored.
Since the footage has leaked, Khaled had not been seen from again.
But, the search continues.
Wherever you may be.
God give you grace "Fupis Maximus." God give you grace, you beautiful fupa lord.
The search will NEVER stop!
I will always search for you Khaled. I love you.