- Oh!
(bleep) I just hit a bird!
- So today we are once again going to IKEA because
we moved out three weeks ago now?
- And we want to film a flat tour,
so this is genuinely not us making excessive amounts
of trips, no we are making excessive amounts of trips.
♫ Boomty clap boom boom clap
♫ Boomty clapty clap boom boom clap
♫ Boomty clapty clap try it with me here we go ♫
♫ I went into IKEA
♫ I bought a flower pot so I was cool ♫
- No.
- A plant so that--
♫ Polka dot it countrify then hip hop it ♫
- Domino's texting me again.
- Yes.
- So thirsty.
Speaking of thirsty, can you hand me my drink?
(punk rock music)
Wave at someone.
- No, this is our hometown and I will get stabbed.
Okay I'll wave at this, no, I'm not waving at anyone.
- She looks like a mom that means business.
- I moved out of this place for a reason.
♫ Blue sky now side to side
♫ Jump to the left stick it glide ♫
(signal clicks)
- So what I'm going to own up to is
everyone talks about Panic at the Disco and
of course I know of them, I've heard a few,
I've never actually chosen to listen to Panic at the Disco
so this will be a first time.
- You know they've been around a long time.
- Yeah I know.
- Just like Fallout Boy and they had like a resurgence.
They're like Fallout Boy's back and I was like
they never went anywhere.
♫ You ever heard of
♫ Closing the goddamn door no
♫ It's much better to face these kind of things
♫ With a sense of poise and ♫
- Kid on a hoverboard.
Oh I hate it.
I hate it so much.
- This is a sign.
Everyone's gonna get these stupid little segway things.
- Get off it!
You nasty little--
- You know in Wall-E, where everyone got fat
and they had to have robots look after them
and let you guide them around.
♫ I tried so hard and got so far
♫ But in the end it doesn't even matter ♫
What the (bleep) are you doing?
- Bitched up all the lyrics.
- I know, it's fine, I covered it.
- Don't--
- I clearly recovered it.
- I said put some K Pop on this playlist,
not every single (bleep) song.
- I've got Shine and I've got XO.
(K Pop music)
I really like this.
Do you know, I always think--
- You just ruined it.
- [Voiceover] Calling list.
- Just us, Jule he couldn't make it.
- [Voiceover] Oh I'm so sorry.
My friends, I'd like you to tell me about you.
- Bye Linda.
Nice kids in't they?
- I like them.
(upbeat music)
- This is so catchy.
K Pop, K Pop always to me sounds a bit
like a Spanish person singing it.
- Spain and Korea couldn't be further apart.
That's the worst comparison you've ever drawn.
♫ Wake me up inside I can't wake up
♫ Wake me up inside save me ♫
(rapid high pitched singing)
This guy's undertaking.
- Why doing that?
- Such an asshole the whole time.
This is the reason people hate van drivers!
Oh!
(bleep) I just hit a bird!
- What?
- Oh my god.
- What was it?
- Feathers went everywhere!
- What was it?
- It was like a sparrow.
- Oh.
♫ One love ba da ba da ba
♫ One love da da da da ♫
♫ Sunshine in an empty place
♫ Take me too turn to ♫
What did he say there?
- Take me to town too.
- Oh, I always say take me to tattoos.
(piano from Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles")
Who can play piano that fast?
Oh maybe it's easy.
♫ Making my way downtown
- Oh (bleep) start again, start again.
♫ And I'm homebound ♫
You can't (bleep) up a song like this.
I sang directly into that woman's eyes just then
and I don't know if it was awkward
or borderline sexual for either of us.
- I don't think it would've been sexual
'cause it, like a small boy is just singing, so.
- That's nasty, don't call her that.
♫ And I see you ♫
Sammy!
- I said I need you!
- Oh look he's wearing white Vans!
- Damn.
- Should I say it?
- Damn Dan, back at it with the white Vans.
- He can take me, let's not do that.
♫ Ma ma haven't got your ma ma ma ma ma ma ♫
- If I see someone from school I'm the first
one to literally turn in the other direction and run.
Is it one way, have I just done a boo boo?
- Yes it is, yes it is.
- Shit, it's one way, okay.
- Yeah the man--
(gasps)
Sammy!
You nearly killed us!
- We're back in the car.
For your benefit, what happened is we left
IKEA, and then we went to the shopping center
because I wanted to get a drink.
- Everyone in the world, right?
Everyone in the world, when they turn their radio
on now in their car, the song that everyone hears is A Team,
and everyone now hates A Team.
("Macarena" by Los del Rio)
♫ Hey Macarena aye ♫
("Macarena" by Los del Rio)
Little bitch, you're welcome!
(bleep) welcome!
Be polite!
No, oh, prat!
- What you doing?
♫ Oh yeah
♫ Oh ♫
I have a serious issue with this song,
like who eats cake by the ocean?
Like, you can keep your sand--
- No it's a metaphor.
It's like eat your cake by the ocean.
Like it's the best scenario that you've got
and it's like an unbelievable one,
but they hope they get it.
Also I had no idea it was a Jonas Brother.
- This is Nick?
- No, it's Joe.
- Joe, it's Joe.
♫ Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
♫ I I I I I I keep on hoping
♫ Cake by the ocean ♫
- Something very like, I'm so happy
that Kesha's writing new music.
♫ There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
♫ There's a hole in the wall ♫
♫ Keep me grounded as I reach
♫ Higher than a sea
♫ Don't
♫ Please don't cry ♫
(snapping)
♫ Work work work work work work ♫
Something tells me that that Fifth Harmony
and Rihanna aren't talking about
running a business from home.
- It's problematic, I don't like it.
- Yeah nor do I.
♫ Is this the real life
♫ Is this just fantasy
♫ Caught in a landslide
♫ No escape from reality ♫
♫ Don't want cash don't want car
♫ Want it fast want it hard
♫ Don't need money don't need fame
♫ I just want to make a change
♫ I just want to change I just want to change
♫ I just want to change ♫
Nataytay says have you watched Civil War yet?
If so, what are your thoughts?
We haven't seen Civil War yet.
I'm planning to see it tonight which is Saturday--
- I've seen a spoiler that hasn't ruined anything.
It's just been like debated.
Spiderman catches a punch from--
- Whoa whoa, don't you dare.
♫ Bob the Builder can he fix it
♫ Bob the ♫
Say one word that comes to your head when I say car.
Three two one,
wheel. - [Sam] Swimming.
- Sorry did he just gesticulate at me?
- He just gestured that you were in the wrong
but actually what just happened is
he pulled out in the road, silly bitch.
Is it weird if I'm singing out the window to someone?
♫ Tinky Winky Dipsy
♫ Lala Po ♫
- I find this very strange, now if you just--
♫ Are you ready to play
♫ It's time to come and play with the Tweenies ♫
Again this is very weird.
- Hey.
(gasps)
- Oh I thought it was a dog, it was a fox.
- Hello fox.
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- Oh.
- I did it.
- Prick, prick, prick, prick!
Oh yeah you hit that speed, you had to slow down.
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- And that will be super cute.
- And that'll be quiche.
- We're gonna go now because I think
this battery's going and also--
- I've got multiple texts on my phone
that I need to reply to.
- Thanks for watching guys!
Bye, see you soon!
- Remember.
- Stay safe.
- Stay safe, stranger danger,
my finger's in your face.
♫ Know when you're around
♫ 'Cause I know the sound I know the sound
♫ Of your heart ♫
Anything else?
Can we get a small Sprite?
♫ Come on love come on love ♫
- No you're all right.
- Thanks Maya.