Awsten: Hi, my name is Awsten a.k.a Felony Steve, a.k.a lil Kidz Bop part two
[about] to give you a tour of our touring vehicle
We're on the vans warped tour 2016
Doing fine. We're doing well. My parents are proud and
I guess that's almost enough. So don't look at the bugs all the bugs. I murdered because then pedo will come after us
But um,
This is how I identify our vehicle everyday in the scene like in the lot. I'll be like oh man, where did we park I'll be like walking out like
'Cause usually when I go into venue. I'm like dead tired
I wake up and I'm like alright, coffee, and I like stumble in there. Oh we're the only people with butterflies on our visor thing so
How we do it all right, so we're super rich. We're like the richest band here, and we have a driver and
He usually sits here
his hands on the wheel
[usually] [people] keep him company if they need a nice phone charger
Low-key, he's got like the nicest mobile charger. See I bought one first day and
It never worked. I went to Walmart, and I bought like a car charger because I forgot mine, and a cable
Neither worked and actually the charger may or may not have gotten stuck in one of the cigarette lighters for like a whole day
So now, I will show you the rest of stuff
Give me a slow-mo, right?
Welcome oh
So here's our thing
We got the boys feeding each other chocolate as they tend to do um
we've got a
You know cup holder full of candy. This is our candy. This is our eye candy say hi, this is Otto
He's the heartthrob, why don't you show everybody? What's in your mouth
Otto: I don't wanna
Awsten: Here we have stuff. Here's the Bachelorette, which we strongly endorse looks like there's a fire going on today
that's not good uh
Here's some art. People have made us
This has like lyrics and stuff
They put Pink on, (we have a song called Pink)
They put lyrics to Pink on the pink one, which I appreciate
I love that, I wore that for a couple days
Actually, we have a box full of stuff like in the trailer, that's where we like
We keep all some people give us. We just don't have room in here for it, um that's that
Here's a picture of Mikey Way that someone gave us
Otto had that in his pants for the majority of the day
They gave me Brendon Urie. I had him I think for an even more majority of the day
Until I forgot. We were done playing a my leg is all sweaty
I was like what the hell is crunching like right here
it's like I reach in like reached in like (that noise that Awsten made) almost like what is happening and
It was picture of Brendon Urie and so I was like oh yeah, and so this might be
he's the only one we kept
bless you
Here's our Ouija board someone keeps putting the fucking eye on the board and I'm not okay with that
Here's a flag that says sewer I found the other day and I was going to put it in Otto's bunk. 'Cause like
(laughing)
because he has the nicest smelling bunk out of all of us these keep us safe and blessed right here
Thanks to Zachy B with the good booty. (eh)
This company here. I forgot what they're called, but they gave us this so look at it. They gave us the speaker. It's nice
Use it, get one
Zacky B with the good booty's the only boy who's allowed to write on the board
This is Zacky B
[he's] the only one who's allowed to write on the board because we y'know like to ruin all the nice things we have
He writes what we're doing every day, so today. That's you right there. You're penciled in for 11:15
Lunch is any time between that because we get to make up our own mind about things
Although we have to be at the stage at 1:05 to play at 1:40, so technically
We only have like an hour to do that. So really my life is controlled by a series of
People they decide what I eat when I eat when I play when I don't take shits because I don't do that anymore um
We're going to meet all the nice people and probably get more stuff like this at 3:00
Dinner is anytime between there. Bus call this early tonight. Thank God
I hate being social and every time there's like a barbecue or like some kind of stuff like that
I've got to go out and be like
For a little bit, and then I make my escape, you know
sometimes we just like to throw hot shit in there for the sake of it like
The new Good Charlotte album: Youth Authority out now on MDDN
Be sure to pick up a copy on:
itunes or Amazon or Amazon+ or Journeys or Journeys Kids or probably Target?
I don't know, or Best Buy, get some bonus tracks
You don't I'm saying get it on Pandora, get it on the internet. You know, Google Play
I bet it's on google play.
We actually we have some carpets down here. This is Panther. Don't tell Peta, right here
Panther fur
oh yeah, dude. There's totally stuff in the fridge um
Although I don't think we've used this fridge in a while. There's a gatorade
Here's my sleep vitamins that I took for like the first two days except that made me feel like garbage every day
I woke up so I was like, I can't do that anymore. It's mostly full of old beer and half-finished gatorades because we
Haven't been using it. We are cooler, and it's way colder is this thing isn't really?
except for it is
We have nice things, okay?
Cool, um cleaning supplies. We're very clean boys.
There's my fish oil, that's how I look so young and also by drinking baby blood
We'll get into that later or now. I drink a lot of baby blood
I'm very rich and so I'm able to buy it from people and
You can google it, and it's very like
rejuvenating makes your cells kind of like rebuild quicker
Jared Leto does it now I want to look like Jared Leto
Here's where we sleep?
Here's Zacky B, he makes sure we don't die.
This guy right here is in charge of our lives.
Zacky: Hi. I'm in charge of their lives.
um this is where Geoff sleeps um
He's doing the Pokemon Go thing um
he's got a velvet pillow I do commend him for that
Papers, I don't know um that's where he sleeps
This is where Otto sleeps. This is by far the worst smelling bunk in the world
like DAMN
He's got his floral for floral Friday over here.
We wear Floral every Friday: Floral Friday
My bunk
Oh man, there's stuff in here right now um
We've got my backpack. I can't sleep without you know
Putting this on
Helps me. Have good dreams. It's kind of like a dreamcatcher
But like for me
You always put my sunglasses in my bunk, and I always almost lay on them. It sucks um
So Dave. I'm gonna try and fix these ones these ones are sick um oh
yeah, more people sleep down there
Bunks you probably know what that looks like
Oh, yeah, I forgot we had a pantry
Full of, foods and snacks and sustenance, here's our grains
Here's, Otto's chocolate because all he eats is fucking chocolate and he gets to look like that
Got some throat coat back here because I'm a goddamn professional
Here's where we keep our suitcases, don't rob us
here is the shoe rack
Hey, some of these are actually mine
Well these are. I think the rest of these are all Zack's.
He's like a diva about everything
I mean, I am too, but he's like a mega diva though
So he has like a lot of things
Here's our trailer. There's a lot of wood in it. It's mahogany
from the Redwood Forest
Usually this is very full, but all our merch stuff has been loaded out today, so it's all at the table
coasters, skateboards, oh yeah
Oh yeah, here's a bag full of (oh wait, I'm not supposed to take that). This our flag thing I think
I mean we have a few boxes full of a lot of things people give us
but there's a lot of these, I get a lot of these for some reason
like I've never said like "I love these"
But for some reason I always get them
Maybe I just put off that vibe.
It's probably down there under a lot of things, but boy oh boy
We have a lot of shit from people
Thank you for checking out our stuff
Next time you see us. We're going to be in a gold airplane
with diamond windows full of exotic animals and illegal soups um
Because we're gonna be really rich
Because our album is going to come out and then you're Gonna like
Oh it's a bee! Save your life.