♪ This is the song that doesn't end ♪
♪ Yes it goes on and on my-- ♪
(screams)
- Hi, is something wrong?
(screaming)
What are you screaming about?
- Monster!
Monster!
What is your weakness, monster?
A silver bullet?
Garlic?
A wooden stake?
I bet it's garlic.
- Hey, stop.
I'm not a monster.
I'm just a burger.
- Oh, I've had this explained to me before.
I remember.
- And I remember hearing about you.
You're infamous in burger circles, you know?
The orange who thinks burgers are monsters.
- I know you're not a monster.
It just took a second for my brain
to ketchup up.
(laughs)
Get it?
(groans)
- Yeah, this is the other thing
that they warn us about you.
- Well seeing as how you're not a monster,
it's nice to meat you.
(laughs)
- Yeah, yeah.
Nice to meet you too.
But actually I'm not--
- Hey burger, do you work out?
Cause you're looking pretty beefy.
(laughs)
- But I'm not made of--
- Hey burger, do you have any siblings?
Any sis-tears or bur-otters.
(laughs)
- No I do not have any siblings but--
- But you sure are having a cow.
(laughs)
- Would you let me finish a sentence already?
Read my lips, okay?
I am not made of meat.
- Whoa, really?
Sorry, my mis-steak.
(laughs) (groans)
- I'm serious.
Why aren't you believing me?
I'm a beyond burger.
- Pfft, you're not beyond burger, he is.
Hey!
- What?
- Hello.
- I can't hear you.
- Stop, okay.
Just stop.
A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.
I am 100% meat free.
- Oh, yeah, I don't get it.
- I'm genetically modified.
- Like in a laboratory?
Are you a mutant?
- Um, I guess you could say that.
- You're a mutant burger from another dimension?
- Uh.
(gasps)
- Is that why you're a beyond burger?
Cause you're from beyond?
- No, I am not from beyond.
If anybody's from beyond it's that guy.
- What?
Speak up.
- I knew it.
You're a mutant alien burger
and you're here to take over the earth.
Help, help.
(screams)
- Would you stop?
(screams)
- Mutant burger. (screams)
- Stop screaming.
(farts)
- I couldn't keep it in.
(screams)
- Ah, for crying out loud,
would you get a grip?
- How could I?
I don't have any hands.
That's why I have to keep
the emergency alien invasion button
here on the counter.
- Emergency alien what now?
- Give this alien mutant everything we've got.
(machines whirring)
- What the?
- Light the TNT.
Fire the lasers.
Release the squashes.
Throw some more garlic in there cause why not?
(screaming) (machine firing)
- Okay, cease fire.
That patty's whacked.
(laughs)
Whoo.
(coughing)
- Actually, no.
The flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.
Those squashes tenderized my patty to perfection
and the garlic added some nice seasoning.
Honestly, I've never been more delicious.
- I can't believe you survived all that.
- Believe it, orange.
Meatless burgers are here to stay.
After all, I'm food just like you.
I'm not some kind of--
- Monster burger?
- See?
You're getting it already.
- Now, monster burger.
- Huh?
(roars) (screams)
(burps)
- Whoa, you're telling me that wasn't actually meat?
Well, that's impossible.
- Well, actually he's impossible.
- Hello.
- Well I don't get it.
- That's what I'm called.
See?
- Oh, I get it now.
You're an impossible burger.
- Exactly.
(laughing)
- Ah man, that was really funny.
We do have a good time, don't we?
(laughs)
- Yep, we sure--
(screaming) (munching)
(lasers firing) (screaming)
(upbeat music)