it's that time of the day again the day
when everyone is sad the time and
everyone cries and just when they're
about to lose hope it's the only cure
for sadness beams are the only cure for
sadness sadly they cannot cure the flu
that has taken up occupants inside my
head it's not even paying rent it just
sits there and makes me feel bad all the
time well you know what not today I'm
gonna look at some memes and be happy
I made Minecraft floppy banana as Shawn
requested it what did you really do what
make me like my voice is going somebody
make me like floppy bananas in the game
or like dual-wielding bananas but I can
just run in and be like oh my god I even
forgot that I said that and it wasn't
that long ago you actually went ahead
and well there you go we're never going
to see you oh it actually flops how did
you make that so quick Jesus does it
make the sound though when you hit
things with it that's so awesome oh my
god
Jesus Christ it's naughty it's not even
that crazy a thing it's a banana the
flopson says top of the morning but I
love it I think that that's amazing
thank you very very much you and Howell
thank you ie I need to get that for the
game now maybe I should kill the Ender
Dragon with a floppy banana Jack talks
like the third wheel of a couple that
started arguing god I really do it some
of the cutscenes that came are so
awkward the characters are acting and
doing the thing and I've sitting here
being like humans don't do this but in
Kojima's world they do foot in fact I've
not met Kojima I went to the Game Awards
when I was in LA and he was there
accepting awards for deaths trending and
then we went to an after-party a YouTube
after party after that and Jeff the host
was like yeah Kojima wants to meet you I
don't know why presumably because he saw
my series and was like hey I didn't know
potatoes could play video games and I
met him and I talked about how I liked
seeing Norman Reedus naked as Norman
Reedus was standing right there and then
me and Evelyn got a picture with both of
them and that was one of the highlights
of my year and it was so cool so it was
really fun all because I sat down and
watched Norman Reedus naked for 37 hours
Thank You Shawn for mentioning this meme
so I can that's how you that's how red
it works well done you did it Felix is
one is an abomination it doesn't really
work at all but why do me and Marik's
faces fit so well into these memes why
is it so good I don't know maybe it's
cuz were amazingly handsome and we eat
our faces fit on everything sorry
[Laughter]
unfortunately Earth has stopped help
[ __ ] hold on hold on to something
wait why did you have to hold on to
something if it stopped just a until its
crisis averted it's over it's fine what
if earth did stop
if earth stopped how would we get her
back up and rolling again would we just
strap a bunch of rockets to one site
Kerbal space earth i want to do that and
make earth spin just a little bit faster
again this is a youtube channel make a
video that we're back if the earth just
suddenly start like stop
right now I can't remember if it said
we'd all go flying but I choose to
believe that we would we'd all be flung
off into space that'll be I don't think
YouTube's got the memo now it doesn't
seem like it at all
we're raising money for child's play and
then YouTube thought it was child's play
the movie but you think a lot of people
did they're like I'm not showing up to
this thing I'm not raising money for a
violent movie no it was for a cause we
raised like three hundred and fifty
thousand dollars it's now currently
sitting at three hundred and fifty four
thousand seven hundred and thirty-eight
dollars and fourteen cents that is a
substantial amount of money
our goal was 200 thousand dollars and we
went a hundred and fifty thousand above
that so it was amazing I'm gonna talk a
little bit more about it soon I want to
do like a year wrap up type of video
like I do every year and maybe even a
decade wrap up we'll do something fun to
celebrate the end of the decade I don't
know what that's gonna be right now I
have some ideas but we figure it out but
yeah thank you for helping us raise
three hundred and fifty four thousand
dollars for child's play that is amazing
the page is still up by the way so you
can go to Fite calm so except the guy
thank miss 2019 and still donate there
and also all the merch that was for sale
first what are you waiting for I don't
know minecraft posh 33 I guess me too
kid I know I'll get to it okay it's a
long process
I have to reforge the game a lot of
people thought that I wasn't doing it
because my save got corrupted or
something
yeah wait here he said he did the ender
dragon fight but the footage got
corrupted
no I haven't my world it get corrupted
or anything like that nothing bad
happened to the world I just haven't
done it cuz I'm stupid okay that's all
it is when it comes to jacksepticeye
stupidity no obstacle is big enough I'll
get to it eventually we'll do it at the
end of the year later it is the Kojak
and gab men yeah kojima a norman it was
delightful it was a wonderful time I
mean he was very very nice or at least
his translator said he was very nice but
I choose to believe that he was very
nice because he laughed at all my jokes
and he smiled a lot I shook Norman's
hand and that was about it
teacher why are you laughing me nothing
my brain Sean makhno
it's over okay the evil has been
defeated
seanix shut the [ __ ] up
[Laughter]
that's a good that's a great version of
that meme holy [ __ ]
damn yeah Jack doesn't need a megaphone
that's why everyone was saying on those
poses like where's Jack have a megaphone
he could just shout at Marc anyway you
know what I choose to be more obnoxious
than I ever possibly can be when it
comes to being normal or being obnoxious
which do you think I'm gonna choose of
course being obnoxious it's what I do my
whole career is built on it also a new
cloak stuff up on the cloak brand calm
there's a lot of really fun stuff that
we did that day and I'm really glad that
people are liking it so far so thank you
it's been a wonderful year of cloak it's
beginning cutie pie those were the dark
ages jacksepticeye that was the joke
that I got cardboard cutouts just like
Felix had the in the old days even Felix
came to me he was like guess who also
did cardboard cutouts a while ago I was
like yes I know it was the exact reason
I did it but I am staying very far away
from bridges I've learned that since
then [ __ ] dice training was full of them
we're in the clear guys that's even why
I got cardboard cutouts of Felix as well
because it's just double down on the
meme am I wrong Mircea Sailor Moon Felix
Aristotle jacksepticeye a potato this
cannot be my [ __ ] legacy on the
Internet is just being a potato I have
look at my range I have so much more to
give you know I had somebody has to be
the potato in every group there has to
be one potato and I'll take it
communities call me like put play-doh or
something yes what's the post this now
since I don't think I'll be able to
finish it's not the best of course but I
tried and I guess it looks kind of
decent right a [ __ ] say actually your
name yes right a [ __ ] one of those
things that I've been saying in my head
all these times and then when I went to
verbalize it I was like wait do I
actually have that right this is great
what up Turtles
haha yeah what up I also love that
whenever anybody draw something um
easing online they're always like it's
not the best of course I mean I tried
the shading could use a little bit more
work and the lines are not perfect and I
really just kind of rushed it and it's
just still kind of a work in progress I
could shush all artists on the Internet
your art is wonderful and beautiful what
the [ __ ] owned it put your stuff out
there stop listening to all the people
who are going to be like die it's not
that good they need to shut the [ __ ] up
as well you're great you're wonderful
keep drawing keep creating and then dos
which is a toaster the PS 5 leaked dev
kit is a pizza slice holder and the Xbox
Series X is a fridge also you missed an
opportunity to call it the Nintendo
switch just saying I mean the PS 5 dev
kit is just a dev kit it's gonna change
that's not the final design that however
looks like it's about to take off across
your room and orbit the Sun the new Xbox
so I like I like the design of it I'm
just gonna say it
controversial gaming opinion I like what
the new Xbox looks like the name on the
other hand was like trying to eat glass
it's a disgusting name they're
apparently just calling it Xbox and then
the series X is the version that we saw
so this going to be like an Xbox series
XYZ I don't know that's stupid but
design wise I like it I think it's cool
it will fit nicely on a desk somewhere
and it will just blend in it kind of
looks like a a mac tower or like a PC
tower that you've seen before it's kind
of a pain in the ass because people have
TV units so the cat really slotted in as
easily but this is the thing that's
going to have to happen if you want more
powerful consoles they're gonna have to
change their designs at some point Shh
what the [ __ ] hello there dad Satan is
the only one I weren't allowed to call
me daddy from now on the rest of you I'm
revoking all your privileges it's just
Satan only Satan can be daddy her only I
could be daddy to say the sentence I
never thought would ever leave my mouth
but I'm glad I did also can we get Satan
verified on Twitter please he's not
actual Satan despite what people are
saying I've seen pictures of him he's
very cute verify Satan
the whole sentence I never thought would
come out it turns out meme time is just
an excuse for me to tell Twitter who to
verify verify Seth Everman and Satan but
that's it that's all I ask
my roommates searching for food
wondering where it all went me every
year when we do the thank you miss stuff
and Ethan comes on there's always a meme
that pops up from that segment almost no
other segments have memes except that
one I guess me and Ethan bounce very
well off each other but I was very
hungry and I needed to eat okay I
remember having roommates years ago it
was so annoying I'm glad I mean I live
with my girlfriend now but that's not
the same thing but I live with a
roommate it was a case of like okay
putting all your stuff into the fridge
and then having to pick and choose and
then you see something from them you're
like oh man why didn't I try that I
really want that right now sometimes you
try and eat it to see [ __ ] when
PewDiePie stops doing YouTube we'll need
a new king I think we should get green
PewDiePie to a hundred million yes
please
clearly I deserve it not based on the
talents and merits of what I'm uploading
to YouTube but the fact that Felix
himself will be leaving so yes I accept
everybody come on in how about in did
you guys also know that PewDiePie is
quitting YouTube cuz he said he was
taking a break and that could only mean
that he's quitting which is probably the
exact [ __ ] reason that he hasn't
taken a proper break ever in the first
place was because of [ __ ] like this
let youtubers take breaks stop
sensationalizing it everybody else gets
breaks and their jobs youtubers don't
take them and almost every youtuber I
know is terrified of taking breaks for
themselves for fear that the algorithm
is gonna kick them out or that people
are just gonna leave them and forget or
any number of reasons this year was the
first year well last year as well
I started properly taking breaks for
myself to do the things that I wanted to
do and sometimes those things that I
want to do sit on the couch and play
Dark Souls or blood-borne all day and
that's absolutely fine okay youtubers
actually you know what everybody anybody
watching this you need to take proper
breaks and I'm not talking about a break
where you're like okay well I won't
upload today and then
you go away and you still record a video
for the next day or you just go away and
you think about working all day I've
done that before as well that's not
taking a break I mean a full proper
break even if it's a day or two just a
day where you don't do anything actively
do nothing it's also a good method for
like meditation and everything is to
like just go stand in a window and stare
at a tree but actively like look at the
tree describe it put it in your head
because it'll settle down your brain do
something for yourself do something
where you actually take time off and you
don't think about work you don't think
about school you don't think about the
things that need to be done other than
just being bored
no one's bored anymore everyone has
everything at their fingertips all the
time because the social media and
YouTube and I guess I'm parrot the
problem because I upload the videos and
I work all the time but seriously on a
sincere note I have taken proper time
off for myself like last year and this
year and it does wonders it's like a
break right just don't work I don't
think about work I don't worry about a
deadline not being hit because I'm my
own boss and I can technically do
whatever the [ __ ] I want on this channel
and like for my job or anything like
that but I always put limits and
boundaries and stuff on deadlines on
myself and it's not healthy
okay just enjoy some time for yourself
every now and then seriously your brain
will thank you for it
Shawna at the game awards 2018 Sean at
the game awards 2019 he changed so much
in one year I mean yeah I'm glad I have
I think it's a good change
I think he's going through his midlife
crisis based on absolutely what I'm 29
I got if I'm having a midlife crisis at
29 something is seriously wrong did he
get shorter nah his hair is just flatter
he looks like he's kind of slouching in
the picture he looks a little chubbier I
think it's because of the way he's
holding his hands in his pockets I think
it's the jacket he looks shorter he
looks chubby in the 2019 this is why
some people are afraid to put some of
themselves out on the internet because
you're on a point to judgmental [ __ ]
how could I possibly look shorter
between to differ
pictures against two different backdrops
are two different cameras from two
different perspectives and secondly yes
I am a little chubbier I put on some
weight this year thanks for pointing it
out read this in Jack's voice why no
problem gamers are we gonna have a
problem you best switch up that attitude
we I don't know why you have to say it
in my voice but I'm glad that we did I'm
glad that we without this little trail
together I went on a journey it has been
a great decade my god Jesus Christ elix
the felixaus really hasn't changed all
that much it has been a great decade
wait what did Felix make his channel
Felix made his channel in 2010 so
Merrick Felix and I all made our
channels within this decade that is
crazy to think about that our entire
YouTube careers are sequestered to this
decade I mean of course we're gonna go
beyond this decade and do more stuff but
it's crazy to think about that our
entire youtube careers until now are all
within those that ten-year gap and the
same for so many other youtubers that
you probably enjoy watching some of them
are even brand new that's nuts YouTube
so big now maybe it's just because I
feel like I've been doing it for about
20 years
I really still noticed if I'm saying in
this video sounds like I'm so sick of
YouTube I'm not I still absolutely love
doing YouTube just some of the stuff is
sticking out in this one particular
episode my bank account me wanting to
buy event tickets and merch a lot of
people are creating a lot of cool stuff
there's a lot of cool merch and live
shows and everything going on must be
really hard if you're a fan of so many
different people with so many different
things going on
I feel for you also you jacksepticeye
merch coming soon it's gonna be a new
logo I think it's cool I like it a lot
just too late you can't have all the
secrets just yet oh what a great way to
end off the video depression anxiety
maze 9 out of 10 doctors recommend memes
for depression and sadness the other
doctor actually lobbied very have
against it and said that you need more
that just memes to cure such really
strong mental issues what a day you know
thank you guys so very very much for
watching this episode re if it's not
like the same as always
I am very sick and I know I talked about
taking breaks for yourself and
everything but I already took a break
and then I came back and got sick and
it's not that bad that I can't work
through it so and I I want to record
videos again I missed recording so here
I am rock you like a hurricane I hope
you guys still enjoyed this video anyway
thank you all for being here I love you
all maybe not you all some of you
probably has a [ __ ] up [ __ ] that I
can't really get on board with but you
know I know a substantial amount of you
maybe you didn't even have to really
work that hard to get my love you know
what I'm not that cheap all right prove
to me why my love is worth it okay bye
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