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thousands of years ago
aliens that would come to be known as
life fibers crashed to earth
these parasites attached themselves to
the most intelligent species they could
find
humans and they even got humans to make
them into
clothes so it was easier for them to
live on us
and provide viewers with gratuitous fan
service ah
yeah anyway the life fibers helped
humans evolve more quickly and soon just
passively survived as humanity developed
but some weren't content with such
passivity
like ragu kiri who had access to the
original primordial life fiber that
landed on earth so long ago
and humans are gonna humans so she and
her husband experimented on that sucker
like nobody's business
they attempted to infuse fibers into
both of their daughters
their first daughter was too old for the
experiment to be a success
and it appeared that their infant second
daughter was also a failure so raggio
just
threw her away she threw away her
baby kinda reminds me of how my dad just
threw away our relationship
uh well fortunately for this child her
father couldn't stand by ragio's
decision and rescued her
assuming the name ishin matoy and raised
this daughter himself
this is ryuko yeah things were okay for
a while but it wasn't a picnic at the
matoy household
ryuko and eugene didn't always get along
so he shipped her off to boarding school
to find other people there instead of
him
when she finally came home she found
dear old dad bleeding out
impaled by a weird looking sword this
was the first half of what would become
her signature weapon
the scissor blades in eachine's last
moments he urged ryuko to find whoever
wielded the other half of the weapon
the one who killed him ryuku might not
have known it but the scissor blades
were created by her father out of life
fibers
they're actually one of the only weapons
that can cut and destroy life fibers
which is important when your opponents
are all using you know
life fibers i would say we take a shot
every time we say light fiber but
you definitely die whiz and do not try
that at home
anyway with the quest of revenge and
half a scissor blade she started hunting
down her father's killer
but she couldn't do it by herself so she
found a skimpy sailor suit to help her
out
yeah here's that fan service thing i was
telling you about this
is cenquettes a living suit made from
life fibers
also known as a kamoy now there's plenty
of clothing out there made with some
light fiber but a kamui like scentcats
is unique in that it's made of 100
life fiber and yes i said living
suit wait ryuko these assassins can't
hear me
oh that feels
nice yeah that's not creepy at all not
just anyone can wear senquets
as they have to successfully bond with
him for the process to work
lucky for ryuko she absolutely could in
no small part thanks to the life fibers
infused within her body when she was an
infant wait i just realized she found
her dead after years and years just to
watch him die
that's pretty awful well yeah she'll be
fine just wait
what about me wiz what what about you
what if i ever find my dad
he's he's
everything will be okay how about we
take a break
tune in next week for the full death
battle between shadow of the hedgehog
and ryuko matoy it'll be good
tell me you're proud of me oh tears are
gross