We're going down really fast!
Yes, oh my god, Ah!
What's up, YouTube, welcome to Guava Juice.
Today we're going to play Slide 9,999 Feet.
You guys told me to play this game,
so I'm going to play it for you.
Anyway, shout out to see you, Mark and Marcus.
What's your name?
Comment below, I might give you a shout out next episode.
All right, let's play this.
All right, so not sure what to do here,
but I assume we're just going to slide down 9,999 feet.
Wait, what are these things?
Whoa, whoa I have never seen Guav swim.
Oh, I have actually.
But I don't really see them swim too often.
Look at that.
What kind of swimming status is this?
Wow, look at that.
You can call me Guava Phelps.
It's like Michael Phelps but better.
Hey, come back, no.
No!
OK, all right, that's fine I can--
There it is, there's one.
I've got to go, got to go, got to go.
This is my box, get away from my box.
No, no, I don't want to go yet.
I don't have a box.
OK, great, great, I was like, I'm not ready.
OK, I'll do this, I'll do [? Dosh. ?] [? Dosh ?] box, OK,
here we go.
We're sliding, we're sliding, here we go.
Oh, we can see my speed.
I'm going 200 speed, 300 speed, oh my god, this is a cool game.
This is so cool, wow.
Dude, this is like the volcano game I played,
except it's a lot better.
It's more like polished, whoa.
Incoming waterfall, so we had to go down the whole thing.
I'm assuming it's 9,999 feet.
I don't know how much that is in meters, but we can still do it.
Wait, no, no!
My box, my box, no, no, I lost my box.
OK, can I slide into your DMs, lady?
No, no, OK, oh crap.
Crap, we're dead, we're dead.
No, this is not as fun with myself, no.
Here's one, here's one, I missed it.
Here's another one, I've got to jump perfectly.
I missed it, here's another one, jump.
Oh crap, what just happened?
I got ran over.
No, OK, I need another--
Ah, no, I need a--
I messed up.
I got to start over.
This isn't as fun if you're not with a box.
Wait a second, wait, I'm flying now.
What?
OK, that's cool.
My name is Guavs and I can walk on air.
Let's do something, just give me a box, I don't care.
I don't care what box you give me.
Just give me a random box, please.
Anyone?
Why isn't that spawning?
I'm clicking spawn, it's not coming up.
There's one, Illuminati, oh, oh, too many boxes.
Just give me one, Illuminati.
No, that's my box.
Guys press the-- there we go, this my boy [? Dosh, ?]
[? Dosh. ?] All right, here we go, let's do this.
Let's do this.
I don't know how I got out last time,
I think I accidentally pressed space bar.
Which kind of made me jump, and that's not good.
OK, here we go.
Whoa!
[? Gains, ?] bro, this is so addicting to watch.
All right, might as well tell a story.
All right, so let's see I need to tell a story.
So today I went to the gym, right?
And there's this one person lifting weights,
and he was basically screaming and making
the most obnoxious noise.
Every time he lifted to dumbbell, he would go like ah.
I was like, dude, what kind of noise is that?
I was laughing on the inside, I didn't want to bust
out laughing because that's like embarrassing, you know.
Like make that noise while lifting weights.
So every time he lifted he was like ah.
It wasn't that loud, it's like really subtle, like ah, ah.
I was like, oh no, and the funny thing
is he was a huge dude also.
I was like, dude, that's hilarious.
But it's just like, you can't make fun of it,
because that's just how he is.
it's not nice to make fun of people or judge people.
It's just funny because it was just so unexpected, you know?
Oh crap, I died.
Like this is unexpected, I fell down, I didn't pass it.
But Yeah, overall the story is, it was funny.
But I just accepted him for who he was.
Later on he asked me if I was using weights or whatever.
I was like nah go ahead, dude.
So it's just like, just accept people for who they are.
Don't make fun of them because they have a different laugh
or whatever.
Sure you can be--
you can laugh because it's like out of the blue,
but it's just like, you got to love everyone just the way
you love your family and your friends, like that.
Don't judge others, guys.
Even though that was funny, I couldn't help but laugh.
But it was just like, yo.
Yeah, we're friends by the way now.
So it's all good.
We're all friends.
Wait, hold on, wait a second.
I have like three different boxes on me,
so I don't even know if I'm going to move.
Ah crap, I'm totally going to die right now.
There's like three boxes in one right now.
Oh, OK, all right, OK, all right, all right,
what the heck.
OK, restarting, restarting, minion, this is mine,
this is mine, yes!
OK, I'm feeling this minion.
Whoa!
We're going down really fast!
Yes, oh my god, whoa!
Whoa!
Dude, this game is so cool.
OK, just land right side up, yes, cool.
As long as I land right side up, I should be just fine.
Because if I keep stumbling around,
that's how I died last time, I just kept stumbling around.
And I did not have enough speed to get
through the other platform.
So as long-- no, no, no, what just--
no!
Oh crap, I'm up side down.
Hopefully, this will flip me over.
Come on, flip, flip over, flip, crap.
Someone flip me over please.
Come on, still up side down, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, Ah, I'm upside down still.
OK, here, there you go.
I have faith, come on, land right side up.
Right side up, come on, come on Guavs,
yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, we did it, we did it.
OK, we go.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh crap, oh crap.
Whoa, whoa, why and I-- no.
This is mine, don't get in, man, this is mine.
OK, I'm loving this rainbow one.
Love is love, love is love, come on love.
Love will win this race for me.
OK, good, right side up, right side up,
stay like that, Guavs, stay like that, please.
Do it for the vine.
That's like so old.
No!
What the?
I don't get it.
Please work, jump, oh no, I accidentally jumped.
No, I accidentally pressed jump.
Come on, come on, I need to make this jump.
I have to make the jump.
Yes, we made it, guys we made it.
No, no, no, no, no, I have the worst luck right now.
All right, here we go again.
Here's that jump.
Come on, make it, just make it, just make it, no.
Come on, come on, is that too high?
Is this too high?
It is too high!
Why, why do I keep not making this?
Why do I not make that?
All right, let's do this again.
I'm upside down this time, so I'm not sure
if I can make this, but it's worth a shot.
There you go, right in the hole, yes, I made it!
What the heck?
Wow, OK, all right, I'm not doing anything.
I'm literally no hands.
I think it's all luck right now.
I just got to ride it out, so please make this.
Is that the end of it?
Is that the end?
I think so.
Is it?
It's not, there's a rainbow, I'm inside a rainbow.
I'm inside a unicorn.
Oh, this is the bowels of the unicorn right now.
That's amazing.
So beautiful, it's like the Nyan cat.
"Neon" cat?
How do you say it, "Non" cat?
Wow, this is what the rainbow tastes like.
This is what happens when you eat Skittles.
Oh my gosh, is that it?
I'm up side down, so I don't have a good vision.
Please make it, please make it, please, yes.
Oh my gosh, we're making it.
No, no, OK, good, stay on track.
Stay on track, come on.
We're almost there, don't mess up here.
Don't mess up here, just ride the waves, ride the waves.
Is this it?
Caution, it says caution.
Why?
It's a big jump.
We have to make this.
We need to make this.
We have to make this, if we don't make it
I'm going to be so disappointed.
No, come on, come on, come on, come on, yes, yes, yes, money,
yes, yes, yes, yes, we did it.
We did it.
Yes, I'm a dog, oh my gosh, I'm a dog.
Oh my gosh, I'm a dog, woof, woof.
Oh man sometimes I wish I was a dog.
Wait a second, I am a dog!
What?
Is that a jet pack?
Oh my gosh, there's a jet pack, this is so sick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my gosh, I am a flying dog.
This is amazing.
Look at me, I look so dope.
Hey, what's up, homies?
What's up, homies, how you doing?
You wish you were me.
Let me block your way, there you go.
There you go, no one can leave, sorry, everybody.
I'm sorry I just want to stack up these boxes.
I'm sorry I'm making traffic right now.
I'm sorry, look what I did.
Look what I did, I am so sorry.
All right everyone pick one, and we'll write this together.
All right, ready?
It's going to go out, here we go.
Here we go, there it is, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, yeah, it's a party now.
Whoa, all right, everyone, I hope
you enjoyed today's episode.
It was pretty cool, as simple as it is, it was pretty fun.
The whole rainbow dog character change was pretty amazing.
Oh my god, there's Guavs, what the heck?
It's ghost Guavs.
Anyways, thanks for watching.
I'll see you next time.
Bye, oh yeah, shout outs to Lucy.
OK, comment below, what's your name?
OK, bye-bye.
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