- Good morning worms.
It is now early, way too early for comfort.
Nine in the morning, we woke up at seven, very new for us.
And today is gonna be one of our longest drives.
It's gonna be a nine-hour drive from Ontario
across Manitoba, straight to Saskatchewan
Because of the COVID restrictions,
we're not allowed to stop in Manitoba.
So we'd have to drive straight through the province.
It's gonna be such a good day.
It's gonna be such a long drive.
- Ready for this?
- Let's rock and roll.
I was not excited for today at all.
Sitting in a car for nine hours is the equivalent
of eating dry chicken breasts for a week straight for me.
We try to make it fun of course,
which is why we ended up stopping to see a random,
giant fish.
- Leaving camera behind.
- [Yos] Randomly found this place
in this little town called Kenora.
Here it is, the big fish.
And here's a shopping cart.
- [Max] Here's the thing.
- [Yos] Okay, so this is a very authentic footage
of what it's like to take a couple photo.
We always wanna do something cute.
Then automatically just freeze up when we see someone.
And then suddenly, we're just good bros.
Taking a photo by big fish statue, and then they left.
So we snuck in a kiss,
but we were still shy 'cause we're roomies at heart.
Just kidding.
- [Max] Wohoo. We made it out of Ontario, finally.
- [Yos] It took us a minute to drive through Manitoba.
We saw windmill, which was vibes.
And then after nine long hours,
we made it to our hotel and honestly did not expect
for the hotel to be this nice.
Ooh. It's very bright.
We're here.
- Hi.
- It's quite pretty.
- [Max] Not as pretty as you.
- But you like it?
- [Max] I like it, but I like you better.
Kiss attack.
- [Yos] You look very daddy sitting there
in that armchair.
Big bed, big bro.
Big hoe. Small bathroom.
Oh and this really cool thing that
they put right here, especially for vloggers,
because we requested the vlogger room.
So, can put you down here to vlog.
I'm just kidding, I have no idea what that's for.
We're gonna go explore downtown Saskatchewan,
which is where we're staying, fun.
- Fun.
- [Yos] I have to give a little shout out
to hotel Saskatchewan.
That's the name of the hotel by the way.
- He was just happy to be part of the gang.
- They had the perfect balance of creepy and elegance,
which gave it a really cozy overall vibe, which I love.
I mean, just look at this place. Outstanding.
The downtown area was really quiet and I'm assuming
because it was the weekend
or because they knew Max and Yos was in town
and they didn't wanna catch the gay.
We got a quick drink at a bar nearby.
I got a gay drink.
- Cheers. - You got a gay drink too.
- [Max] Right, cheers.
- [Yos] And then grab takeout Thai to eat at the hotel room.
'Cause we were just so exhausted at this point.
This was randomly one of the best Thai food I've ever had.
No joke.
The sun started setting at around 9:00 PM
and soon enough we fell asleep.
(soft piano music)
- Time for check out.
- I'm gonna chug like coffee.
And then I'm gonna try to poop.
- You poop shy in a hotel.
- Maybe - I'm not.
I went three times this morning.
- Must be nice.
We had breakfast at the hotel
because we paid to stay there
and we didn't wanna leave yet.
- What are you gonna get? It looks good.
- [Yos] Yeah. A lot of good stuff.
It was so nice.
I pretended like I was healthy
and ordered a quinoa avocado bowl,
which I was like regretting a minute after I ordered.
- [Max] Wow look at that presentation.
- [Yos] Bloody Mary.
- Cheers. - That was so cool. Cheers.
But it ended up being so good.
Thank you so much.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
That tastes like vacation.
They also let Brutus hang around, which was so fun.
- [Max] No Brutus, this is my food, my food.
- [Yos] Enjoying a cute fancy breakfast
with my two boys was literally everything
I could have asked for and more.
After the breakfast, we headed off to Calgary,
which was another long ass drive.
Good morning. We are now in Calgary, Alberta.
Where there's no mask mandate, which is weird to step into.
We didn't film at all yesterday.
'Cause we got super tired
because we were on the road for nine hours
and today woke up and decided to just wear the same thing.
'Cause I was just in the car for nine hours
and no one, no one saw my outfit
and I thought, this is probably my best outfit of the trip.
So I wanna wear it again.
Yesterday after we got to the hotel, we rested for a minute.
And then we went to walk around the area which we found out.
There's really nothing in this area.
'Cause we're staying kind of outside of downtown,
like 10 minutes away 'cause we wanna save money.
Although honestly like most of the hotels are comparable
in price throughout the city.
So we would probably saved like 20 bucks.
But 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
You can get a hand job for 20 bucks.
Our plan today is, well is to finish getting ready
as you can see I'm done.
And Max being the princess that he is, is not.
And then we're gonna go get barbecue next door.
And then after that,
we're gonna head to this place called Banff B A N F F
not completely sure what it stands for,
but it's like a recreational town
and we're gonna stay at like little cute lodge.
Originally we were gonna stay
at this really fancy hotel that ended up
being way too expensive
because being the Aquarius that I am
decided not to book two weeks ago when it was cheap
also I finally booked a haircut appointment in Vancouver.
I found a reputable Korean hair salon
so that half of my eyes isn't covered.
Whoa, this looks so bad.
Oh my God. It looks so bad.
Holy shit. Fuck.
You guys have seen this outfit a thousand times,
but I just wanna show it to you guys one more time,
just in case you forgot how I look
with my little short shorts from old Navy
boys size 10 to 12, or size 12.
- [Max] Brag.
- Is that a brag?
I only like it because it's super short.
I feel like a hoe in it.
I'm the biggest hoe in Calgary.
- Let's get some ribs.
- You've been waiting for this since yesterday.
Holy shit balls. What in the mother trucker is happening.
- [Max] Look at those ribs.
- [Yos] I got the St. Louis ribs
and you got half ribs and brisket.
- Yes.
- It's no secret that we love eating.
Our relationship was built around food.
I couldn't imagine being in relationship
with someone who doesn't like the same food that I do.
Instant breakup. Maybe unless he's got a huge (coughs).
Heart. Unless he's got a huge heart.
They use the same mason jars that we use at home,
so it feels like we're home.
Now I miss home.
Just a quick life update.
I sat on water on a chair, pooled with water.
Is that how you say it?
No. A chair with a pool of water.
So I took my pants off and I'm drying it
and I changed underwear.
And I'm just sitting in the car in these.
This is the beginning of a really fun porno.
We are approaching downtown Calgary.
Are your shorts wet?
- [Max] No my shorts are fine.
- What about now?
- Dry like the desert.
- What about now? - Still.
- This is unexpected, what's that Brutus? Be careful Brutus.
They're gonna bite you don't go there, Brutus.
- You wanna go chase the goose? Go and pet them.
- My nippes are itchy.
- [Max] Wow. Look at that backdrop.
- I'm not really scared of the goose.
I'm more scared of the poop.
- Don't step in it.
(upbeat music)
- [Max] Yos keeps stepping in shit.
They own this park babe.
- Brutus releasing some CO2 into the atmosphere.
- He's leaving his DNA all around Canada.
- We are now on a bridge.
I haven't been on a bridge in years
and do they always shake
because this is so very unsettling.
So that was fun.
Next stop was probably the most exciting stop for me.
I've been dreaming of going to Banff
because it's just so beautiful.
It was like we were being edged by the view
and then arriving to Banff was like climaxing.
We checked into our hotel, but our room wasn't ready yet.
So we parked our car
and explored the downtown area a little bit
and we fell madly in love.
Everywhere we looked was glorious.
Banff is like that gorgeous girl
that even if you put her in a potato sack,
she would look hot.
Basically, Banff is like Zendaya,
if she were a Canadian town.
- Welcome to the lodge.
- [Yos] Oh my god, cute. How pretty, so pretty.
- [Max] It's the shower.
- You hate showers. I love my standing shower, wow.
- View of the mountains right there.
They even prepared a little bed for Brutus.
- Oh, a little water bowl!
Brutus, here's your bed.
- [Max] In front of the fireplace.
- Look Brutus, it's a king size bed. Oh my God.
We loved our room so much.
The hotel had just the right amount of lodge vibes.
It was so cute.
10/10 would recommend so many good vibes up in here.
After that, we were on a mission to shop
for souvenirs for ourselves and Max's relatives.
I don't care what anyone says.
Shopping for souvenirs is the funnest activity ever.
What can I say? I am the offspring of capitalism, vibe.
Then we went to check out the hot spring back at the hotel.
Max is gonna swim.
Here's Max's naked back.
You enjoying your hot tub?
And let's also appreciate the view of course,
and also that back, but that view though, but that back.
We just got back from the pool
and I wanna show you guys a little souvenir haul.
We got a little magnet for our fridge.
And this one's gonna be for Celine and Claude, Max's parents
look it's the lake.
And then I got little key chains for Max's nieces.
And I got a key chain for me, it says Canadian Rockies.
I love getting souvenirs like these.
I love shopping for souvenirs,
but Max was freaking out
like trying to decide which one to get.
I've never seen anyone at a souvenir shop
freak out like that before.
So that was a first, it was really entertaining.
- [Max] Too many options.
- You can't have a meltdown.
Every single time we have to pick a key chain.
- [Max] We cannot buy every key chains.
Look Brutus is so vibing.
- Brutus is chilling by the fireplace.
You look like a master of the house.
So we're gonna go, go get cocktails in the hotel downstairs.
- [Max] Cheers. Good, good.
- Oh my god, it's good.
- Can I try? - Getting cocktails
in a place like this, it hits different, you know?
- Cocktails with the view.
You're my best view.
- [Yos] Everyone here just seems so happy.
And I don't mean just the tourists.
Even the people working here. Is this real life?
- [Max] Is this real life?
- [Yos] Is this real life?
A lot of the people that we met were out of towners
who fell in love with Banff
and decided to just live and work there,
which I thought just says so much about the place.
I have to pee.
It's so beautiful here.
It's definitely worth like splurging on a place here.
I thought I was like upset
'cause we have to spend a bit more money to stay here,
but it's so worth it.
- [Max] It's so worth it.
The vibe is so cute surrounded by the mountains.
Isn't it romantic?
- Makes me so horny.
We just got back for drinking.
I mean, from drinking.
It's not working out the way I want it to, help.
I haven't felt like I've been in vacation since we left.
But today I do,
because this place is so vibey guys it's so vibes.
Like I don't even know how to describe the vibe,
but it's just so vibes.
- And 10/10 would recommend.
- We went to get more cocktails downstairs.
'Cause we wanna get more tipsy.
'Cause we're on vacation!
Right now we should play a game where we say our highs
and lows of our trip so far.
- My lows? The long hours of driving and stuff.
The highs? Romantic moments like this.
- Yeah right?
So far, the low of my trip was we fought two days ago.
And the highs is basically from yesterday, today.
- Making out and trying to have a good time.
- Yeah we've been making out a lot.
- Cheers.
- Merry Christmas. - Love you.
- I wanna change my lows.
My low is the fact that I haven't been able to shit for like
since day one of his vacation.
- Too stressed out your butt hole is like that.
- Okay, good night guys.
We're gonna say bye for today.
We're gonna have a little bit of a, goodnight.
- You're sharing too much
with the world right now Yos, stop.
- Want to see my nipples? Want to see my nips?
Nippies. It's brown.