Steve: I don't need it to be washed or anything.
Steve: Yeah, no, that's totally fine.
Steve: Yeah. The dirtier the better, honestly.
Steve (voiceover): Maybe you're thinking to yourself: "Why are you renting a minivan?"
Steve: Oh it's automatic!
Steve (voiceover): Well the simple answer is: TO PICK UP ALL OF MY FRIENDS FOR A CAMPING VACATION!
Steve (voiceover): First stop, Cibs' house.
Steve (voiceover): So we went back inside to get Cib more clothes.
Steve (voiceover): Unfortunately, on the way in I knocked over his Wifi adapter.
Cib: How the fuck am I supposed to watch Netflix?
Cib: 'The Get Down' Just came out with a new season.
Cib: It was a little underwhelming.
Guy: You fucking slept through half of the finale.
Cib: You slept through it!
Steve(voiceover): One hour later, we were finally on our way.
Steve: Who's pumped for Idyllwild my dudes?
Cib: (Flamboyantly) It's me!
Steve (voiceover): This was the first minivan I have ever rented
Steve(voiceover): And I always like to show off my new tech to Parker.
Parker: Woah...
Steve: Alright guys I have *ahem* something to show you.
Steve: Are you ready?
Steve: One, uh two...
Parker: Wow...
Steve: Was that not weird to see?
Cib: It was very weird. It was chains.
Dude, was he bringing a whole chain?
Yeah.
It looked like he was bringing tombs.
A tombstone...
Parker:oh you asked me to bring the GoPro
Steve: That's not a-
Parker: Oh my God.
Steve: What?
Steve (voiceover): The original plan was to take everybody in the van but Parker wouldn't stop bleeding
So he had to take his own car
and it was time to pick up James anyway
Where are you?
Come out of that
Cib: Is anyone, on this trip, capable of doing anything?
I am our guide!
Steve:It's fine if there's no guide because it's just a small town and...
We're going to the wilderness!
Nobody wants to go to the wilderness
Well why else do you go up to Idyllwild?
Because it's nice to be around wilderness
Idyllwild! Idyllwild! Now let's get some fun tonight
Steve (voiceover): That's when a police officer forced me to move my vehicle.
We had been waiting for James for over 20 MINUTES.
What were you doing?
I don't know how to open it. Try it now.
Steve: alright master are we ready to go?
James: Yes
Steve (voiceover): I wasn't yet done berating James.
I needed to remind him the power chart
and where he lay on it
10:06 which is 10 minutes ago
"be right down LOL"
10 minutes later, you're barely down
Finally we'd made it to Idyllwild
It was time to check out the cabin sugarpine 7
oh no there it is
Right there is that a sign?
To the right 2500?
Right there? where? it's hard to see it.
Here we are boys, sugar pine
One bunk one person, two bunks on purses. Purse week's next week
So hold off on that one
Which bed do you want? 1, 2, 3,
This one. OH MY GOD!
What do you call this?
That's a little sur shur shur trail
It wasn't long before people in the group started to question Cib's guide techniques.
I don't think anyone here other than myself has the appropriate nature
CANADIAN nature, so very aggressive, abilities to make it out in this wild
You've never been there so don't cross me
Well, you've never been here!
I'm the captain of this ship and I will!
You'll what?
We had no idea that Cib was not only going to endanger all of us
But also himself
This is classic Canadian sledding!
Cib!
He's not, he's not, he's not breathing
It was just an embulation if you don't follow my every task
and command you will wind up like this
dead
Influenced by Cib, Parker's confidence was his downfall
On a more serene note
Cib and I decided to climb trees
And relive some of our younger days
Hi
This is kind of nice
Cib: Tree Boyz Podcast
Parker what are you doing?
Hey guys
What's goin up there?
Cib: Do you mind?
Either coming up or going away. you know..
In order for Parker to gain access to boy tree, he needed to know a secret pasword
ah man, give me a hint
urm. My last name, mixed with any other name
Done. Sup-dick
I don't know how he guessed the secret password but there was no way we were hanging out with him
Why are you smiling? Stop smiling.
I, straight up, don't know who this is.
It was time to drive to town and go wine tasting.
We questioned the merit of his vintage wine
to which he gave us a very lengthy response about his reports to the government
showing tonnage and other different wine lingo that I don't understand
Do you every just say that they're older?
hell yeah boys
*cover of "I Will Follow You Into The Dark*
It started to become a little less about wine tasting and little bit more about wine chugging
boys I'm here to do things!
We decided not to egg on Jeremy with the drinking contest
It was 3 in the afternoon
and we were all trashed
I found myself in a lengthy conversation with ah...
Oh my god, I still don't know his name
But he was talking to me about my brand and how I can make it better
All I could think about during our conversation was you know what they say when you can't do, you teach
We made it back to our cabin, played hide and go seek for a couple of hours
and went to bed
But our time in Idyllwild was just beginning
Alright, we're going hiking boys
Yeah we're going hiking, I'm gonna show you guys some wilderneseess
I'm not really wanting to do that
I'll be honest with you
Parker: I want to talk to spirits
What
I want to talk to spirits
Steven: Oh, like a psychic?
Anyone still wants to go hiking. Raise your hands
Everyone that wants to talk to demons
What about you Jeremy?
Lets go get psyched dude! Dude let's go get psyched!
Yeah man it's my birthday
Everything about the psychic's home was disturbing
I couldn't find my way around all of the nik naks and Parker was allergic to everything
While waiting on the psychic to take a shit
I was cornered into grueling exercise of patience by one of their employees
Finally, the psychic was done releasing her bowels
Meanwhile the other boys were on an adventure of there own
I felt bad that Parker didn't really get what he was looking for with the pyschic
Which is when he actually gave me an idea of how to make it up to him
Oh... Mom I'm sorry!
I don't know how this ended up on my SD card but I actually
laughed out loud
What a freak
On the other side of town, Cib had escaped the forest
and notice a sign for a business that was hiring
Hey
oh hey
Why are you winking at me right off the bat?
Where's James? Where's Cib?
Hey, welcome to our restaurant
Why are you doing this?
We've got onion rings.
And we've got scotch blosch
how did you get a job anywhere?
You're Canadian
and can't get a job
Why's there a bite out of this?
Well it has to be tested for... safety
This will mean you have to go back to Canada
I'm not, this is it for me.
This is not it for you. They're gonna deport you
no no, this is it for me
No it's not
I can get it under the table
You can't stay here under the table
exactly and neither am I
Yes you are because of Canada
During lunch, Parker acted kind of strange
Which is when I started realising, maybe that psychic really did have contact with the after life
I feel like maybe you were cursed
Well I don't know much about curses but it seems like...
you have a bunch of buffalo sauce and there are so many napkins around
and there's a way to wash your hands easily
your entire nail is just filled with buffalo sauce
come on boys!
Come on!
Get in!
How did Cib get the keys?
I feel really hot, I feel really sweaty.
Let's put those windows up and then turn the heat on. Is that James?
James!
Oh my god! James!
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Holy Shit!
We're over here
James
You look messed up
OW! James come back!
We gotta go. I'm going in the parking lot James, Nobody step out
I'm so sorry
I'm gonna go so you can get in or you can...
Me and Gina are gonna go ahead
You take it
Cib: alright, dude
*laughter*
Shut the door, shut the door
*louder laughter*
Oh my fucking god dude!
no no no bad bad bad get in get in get in
Well honestly, I've had a lot of fun
This has been the best trip of all time
Best birthday ever
You got a job
So thank you guys for watching. This has been the Idyllwild adventure
Cib: oh, no dude