so we're in a movie but this is a horror
movie and Billy Murphy's really after
all of us hey why do I have to wear all
this stuff again because you're scripted
to do a striptease at the slumber party
and when you take your top off Billy
comes running but why does he hate my
boobs cuz they're not big so wait is New
Wave real yeah yeah of course but I'm
not real you're only real in the movie
so yeah you're real here oh cool
guys we just want to get home but but
okay but you said paula was the only one
who could kill him and she just died
exactly which is why we need to nominate
a new final girl and I'm willing beat
uh-huh what well you're not a virgin I
am too a virgin I technically am that
whatever what does it matter because it
just does Vicki you have to be a virgin
in this movie in order to kill Billy
okay and the only true-blue virgin here
is max not the only virgin oh your
frigid no well not anymore last summer
with that guy Gerry he had like the
weird mustache and he like winked
remember Disney autistic yeah yeah he is
he's also very romantic
damn superfreak I like okay let's make a
plan yeah we need to get Billy's machete
the one he's holding yeah Duncan said
that's the only way to kill him
everything else just slows him down but
we're supposed to just pry it from his
hands well we don't really have any
other options
okay look we just have to get his
machete into Max's hands so she can chop
his head off end the movie we can all go
home