Today we're reviewing
The gift
That enabled us to soar amongst the birds.
Yeah, nah
The gift that allowed us to see the Earths beauty
From a different angle.
Yeah, nah
The gift that allowed us
To see what it’s like
To fall off a cliff!
This is TERRIFYING!
Awgh, Wowee
How's ya big tech investment now?
Down the shitter!
Next Video!
Here’s a fun time
BANG
Right in the face.
That was a sneak attack by the drone.
Let's slow-mo replay it
He’s having a good time and
WHAMMY!
Off go the Ray-Bans®.
He freaks out and flings the drone to the ground.
Which is understandable.
I think the last thing anyone is ever expecting
is to be hit in the face
By a drone.
Although, I think it’s something
We should start expecting.
This bloke knew about it but he didn’t do shit.
He knew that it’d be funnier to say nothing.
I reckon being a drone pilot is tricky
It's one of those niche speciality jobs in society
Like being a chiropractor
EUGHOH! LOOK OUT FOR THE SKYSCRAPER!
How do you HIT
A SKYSCRAPER
Even if you're A ROOKIE
With a FRESH PILOT LICENSE
How does it happen?
We're goin' down, Mayday!
Mayday!
OH NO!
OH HO HOHHHH!
The pilot has saved it!
What a legend!
He stopped it going ass over tits!
That is incredible!
He's a hero!
He is an absolute her-
AWWGGHGHHH!!
What a fucking drongo.
How do you hit
A skyscraper TWICE!
The only way it would be more impressive
Is if he hit the same window twice.
Which he nearly did!
Doesn’t this look nice?
A lovely aerial shot
Of a chimpanzee enclosure.
Lush, Vibrant
Awww we're going too low.
There's a chimp with the capacity to use hand-tools!
Pull up!!
OH! The chimp has knocked the drone out of the air!
The drone has been defeated!
It’s taken an extended tumble onto the ground.
Another chimp has found it.
What's he doin'?
OHH the chimp
Oh he's kissing it?
Okay.
No, that's nice!
I was worried
This was going to take a ‘Planet of the Apes’
Direction, this is good!
They've found love!
The drone
The Chimp!
Together.
Happy Forever!
Now we’re above a Russian town.
The drone is going for a trickshot, under the tree
AND IT'S HIT A PENSIONER IN THE HEAD!
That’s a dangerous trick.
Oh wowee, is the pensioner okay?
There’s his legs.
Oo he's kicked the drone. He's okay.
He’s pissed off.
And that's fair enough.
That car is very rusty.
This is a declassified bit of footage from the Australian military
of the first drone
To be given sentience. It's alive!
What we’re seeing are the initial moments
Of artificial consciousness.
AW LOOK OUT FOR THE TRUCK
Okay, easy come easy go.
There’s a cat
There’s a tiny drone
and now there’s just a cat.
Nothing beats cats.
Outside of chimps, skyscrapers and Russian pensioners,
The biggest threat you face when flying a drone
Is your battery dying.
Fortunately, every pilot worth their weight in gold
Accounts for this
and they have enough charge.
Before they take their drone out.
This one is running out of battery.
And that tiny black speck in the distance is the pilot.
Ooof.
I don't think he's gonna make it to the drone in time.
It's gonna crash in
To the ocean.
He has to run at LEAST
A million kilometres by the looks.
Yeah, nah this is ending in Destination Fucked.
Oh! He’s made it to the rock bridge,
That's about halfway.
That's impressive for a Non-Olympian.
But the drone is descending faster and faster!
Oh he’s made it to the second rock obstacle
but will he get there in time?
You know what? I think he’s going to make it.
I knew he would. I had faith,
From the start,
And look at that.
He’s done it!
He saved
His big tech investment.
What an incredible
Rescue. Well done, mate!
Well Done.
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