hello we are
Russian men from nineteen eighties is this compliments desk. uh this is the
complaints department
oh well we just wanted to say we love the new channel design
reminds us of communist Soviet Union. how so. everyone just get same rectangle up
top no room for fancy border or dangerous artistic expression
everyone is saying right comrades. well those changes were made so there would be more
room for videos on all screens big and small
did you know that many creators get over forty percent of their views on mobile
devices
mobile devices oh like Sputnik
like cell phones. cell phone so k tell me which button to press for to watch mobile
video
hey Gregory Brothers you didn't fix the view count very much
now it's just stuck at 301 plus. I thought that was a pretty clever fix on our part. why
can't you just fix this glitch with all your
Brainiac scientists. you guys sound so good today Sarah
I love yout shoes where'd you get them. don't try and pacify that's what you always do
real answer
Jimmy Choo I got them on sale too. amazing. I know right
they make your feet look so swanlike. thank you that's the nicest thing I've ever heard
I think I need more girl time. hi I'm a commenter and I have a complaint
before you make your complaint may I ask you to read this please. why. to make sure you're not a robot spammer
me a robot spammer?
just read the captcha. capital L
O, W, E Capital A
pretzel I didn't bring my corrective lenses. that's a lower case n robot
complaints are that way
but I just wanted to tell everyone about you the new Rihanna sex tape
I'm an independent inventor
and I have a product you are gonna wanna buy. okay. you tube wants to increase watch time
right meet Harold the watch time
optimizer he literally does nothing but watch videos. but he's just a dummy. shhh
I'm sorry Harold don't talk that way about Harold he's increased his watch time by 400,000 percent
since yesterday
can I have a million dollars
no. to vimeo Harold
to vimeo
do not gallon smashing in here young man get out
hey there are way too many prank videos on YouTube yes getting dangerous out there
aren't you the couple from prank versus prank. yeah so. do you want us to take your videos down?
no not ours
ours are good-natured and done with love. why are your eyes closed
oh I glued her eyelids shut you should totally see the video all you have to do
is press right here
did you get it? yeah I think so it sounded hilarious. no you didn't over here
hey I just wanted to say I don't like that the comments get removed for having too
many negative votes. we're just trying to rid the comments section of bullying and hate
speech
that seems a little oppressive don't you think. I don't know you're talking to me
dislike. but you see when I respond to the negative comments in a clever way
I want people to see the original so they can know how
good I burned them. I don't like what you're saying. I just think it goes against our
freedom of speech
oh thumbs-down. hey where'd she go
her comment has received too many negative votes
hi so I'm a college student and I have a big exam tomorrow so I was
wondering
what videos I can watch instead of studying. well the key is to start with
good intentions so you probably wanna watch something from science education which will then
probably lead you to v sauce
which will then lead you to barely political which is the gateway to hours of garbage that
you probably won't learn anything from
perfect thanks. you tube complaints
I'm Jeff this is my girlfriend Suzanne and I wanted to come to YouTube to
make one of those proposal
videos everyone loves so much
Suzanne will you marry me. people people that's not how it works you guys can film it elsewhere and then
upload it to YouTube okay on YouTube not at you tube
Ok sorry
can I get that footage. uh uh. gimme that footage. good afternoon
let me guess you did one of those my boyfriend does my makeup videos and now you can't get your
makeup of your face you look terrible and somehow that's my fault
no I'm here for a job interview
I'm sorry you look great
have a seat
Felix I know you fell from space to earth and everything but
why can't you just commute to work like everyone else. redbull?
no thanks