BRYAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A GIFTED ACTOR.
BUT NOT EVERY ACTOR IS LIKE A DEEP THINKER.
AND YOU, YOU REALLY STRIKE ME AS A DEEP GUY.
>> WELL, THAT IS TRUE, STEPHEN.
I AM INCREDIBLY DEEP.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: I AM TOO.
I AM TOO.
I'M VERY DEEP.
AND WHENEVER I HAVE ON A REALLY BIG STAR WHO IS ALSO DEEP LIKE
ME, I LIKE TO GO LIE ON A HILLSIDE AND PONDER BIG
QUESTIONS WITH EVEN BIGGER STARS.
(APPLAUSE) WOW.
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SKY TONIGHT.
>> IT SURE IS.
ALMOST MAKES ME FORGET WE'RE INSIDE.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: HEY, BRY?
>> YEAH, STEPHEN?
SCZ DO YOU BELIEVE IN PARALLEL UNIVERSES?
>> NO.
(LAUGHTER) AND SOMEWHERE I JUST SAID YES.
(LAUGHTER) PLAWTION
(APPLAUSE) THAT CLUSTER OF STARS LOOKS LIKE
RYAN SEACREST.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: BRYAN?
>> WHAT IF GOD'S A WOMAN?
>> Stephen: WELL, IF GOD'S A WOMAN, THEN SHE DEFINITELY
DIDN'T WRITE THE BIBLE.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> DID YOU EVER THINK THAT GOD IS AN OLD MAN IN A ROBE.
>> Stephen: NO, I I THINK HE WEARS AND I'M WITH STUPID
T-SHIRT.
WITH AN ARROW THAT JUST POINTS AT EXISTENCE.
(LAUGHTER) IF YOU LOSE AN ARM DO YOU THINK
IT'S WAITING FOR YOU IN HEAV SNEN.
>> NO.
NO, I THINK IT GOES TO HELL FOR BEING A BAD ARM.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH.
>> Stephen: PROBABLY, YEAH.
HEY, BRYAN.
>> YEAH?
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET INTO HEAVEN?
>> NOT AFTER WHAT I DID IN TAMPA.
(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: DO SHALL.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT GOOD AND EVIL REALLY EXIST?
>> Stephen: OH, I HOPE SO.
THEY'RE TATTOOED ON MY KNUCKLES.
(LAUGHTER) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
>> THAT'S EASY, I WANT TO BE A CHILD PRODIGY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: YOU WOULD BE A GOOD ONE, YOU WOULD BE A GOOD
ONE.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE MOST TRAGIC THING THAT COULD EVER
HAPPEN?
>> A PUPPY WHO GROWS UP TO BE A POLICE DOG AND IS FORCED TO
ATTACK ITS BROTHER WHO WAS ADOPTED BY A DRUG DEALER.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: THAT'S SAD.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: I THINK-- I THINK-- I THINK THE MOST TRAGIC
THING WOULD BE A MANATEE WHO CRIES BUT NO ONE KNOWS CUZ HE'S
UNDERWATER.
(LAUGHTER) >> WAIT, IS THAT TRUE?
>> Stephen: YEAH, IT HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE.
DO YOU THINK WE'RE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, BRYAN?
>> NO, I JUST THINK EVERYONE IS AVOIDING US.
(LAUGHTER).
>> Stephen: CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?
>> I WISH YOU WOULD.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
>> THAT SOMEONE WILL FIND OUT WHAT I DID IN TAMPA.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: YEAH?
>> DO YOU THINK THAT WE COULD JUST BE LIVING IN A DREAM RIGHT
NOW?
>> Stephen: NO.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO BECAUSE MY DREAMS DON'T HAVE TO STOP FOR
COMMERCIALS.
BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY.