[Alarm clock]
[mumbles] Go downstairs?
Scoop the dirt?
Dirt?
Take the dirt back upstairs?
[sigh]
Place check on dirty bowl.
Okay...
Now what is it?
What – this?
It's a check on dirt–
So what? Dirty money?
It's in a bowl
so check on dirt that's in a bowl?
A check on dirt in a bowl–
What does that mean?
Check on dirt
Dirty bowl
Check on dirt bowl
Dir-ty bowl
Oh my gosh...
What?
It's..
check under table!
Check under the table!
I was here the whole time!
We almost had that one!
You guys were close – you guys were close!
You woke us up in the middle of the night just for that?
Wha– no, not just that
I've actually wanted to tell you guys that
I think I might've made just a breakthrough
on Project B.
[gasp] Project B?
You mean you're finally gonna tell us what you've been working on?
Yes, and that's because I need your guys' help–
like really close.
Then why didn't you just wake up us normally?
Is that not normal?
Look guys – why are we wasting time?
Let's get to the lab.
What lab? You don't have a lab.
This is a house.
Oh, don't I?
Stand back.
[knocks softly]
Access Granted
Here we go.
You did all that for a pen?
What? I need a pen.
How am I gonna show you guys what I've been working on?
Huh
It's out of ink though...
Heh, I got a new one here any way.
Here we go...
See, I knew you didn't have some kind of secret lab.
Uh, yes I do –
I just didn't access it yet.
Lemme guess – some kind of keyboard comes up again
and you put in some kind of secret code,
an eye scanner comes down and a robot's like,
"Hello Ryan" and then it transforms the whole room.
What? No.
You just have to clap.
"Hello Ryan."
Lemonade?
Anyone?
Not bad.
Actually can I just come back?
I kinda have to use the bathroom.
Just pee in a cup – that's what I've been doing.
What the heck is wrong with you?!
Why don't you just go to the bathroom?
It's right there!
I told you I've been working nonstop this whole time.
I don't got time for pee breaks.
I actually don't have to pee.
It's my stomach; it kinda hurts.
Oh, then that's all the more reason you should have some lemonade!
It's good for your stomach.
Really?
So as you guys know, our past investigations have gone very successfully –
as you know figuring out the truth behind Miley Cyrus
and of course proving the Illuminati is real.
But now we've been asked to investigate another mystery –
mystery of Beyoncé's Lemonade album.
How is that even a mystery?
It's just her album.
But! This album is completely different.
See nobody knows what this album is about.
There's A LOT of different theories.
Some people believe that this album is about infidelity
and how Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé.
But at the same time, some other people say
"Well, if he really did cheat on her why are they still together?"
"And more importantly, why did she release her songs on TIDAL,
the platform that Jay-Z himself owns?"
"And why is even called 'Lemonade'? There's no explanation for that!"
Some people believe that –
Okay, we get it! There's a bunch of conspiracy theories.
But this better not be one of those "Illuminati" things.
Oh, no. In fact, it's the complete opposite.
See, last time we talked about the Illuminati, we started with apples.
Because apples are by far the most popular fruit.
They're eaten by children and adults,
they're used in schools to represent our teachers,
all of our technology comes from apples,
even the Bible speaks about apples in the story of Adam and Eve!
Yet all of a sudden, in less than a month,
nobody's talking about this powerful fruit
because there's another fruit on the rise.
The rival to the apple, the complete opposite!
Oranges. Like, apples and oranges.
Nope.
What about bananas? I eat more bananas than anything.
See, that's what I thought at first.
Oranges and bananas are way more popular than lemons.
So why did Beyoncé choose lemons over all the other fruits?
Because of the letters.
[Questioning his choice of friends]
See, "orange" and "banana"?
Six letter words, they don't fit!
Apple and lemon?
Both fives.
[Gasp]
But there's an even bigger hint that Beyoncé left us
that proves that there's more to this album than we all thought!
What?
She named it "Lemonade", not "Lemon".
So what? That's just juice.
See, but it isn't!
What?
You see, every other fruit can be made into a juice,
but not lemons!
Apples become apple juice.
Oranges become orange juice.
Pineapples? Pineapple juice!
Kiwi juice, even tomato juice!
But not lemons!
Lemons become lemonade.
Strange, huh?
[Regretting having woken up for this]
That is strange...
Okay, fine! Let's say you're right and there's something more to it.
Now what?
We start with the most famous saying about lemonade.
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"
That's not the case here, is it?
Because we're being given lemonade, not lemons.
So...
So Beyoncé wants us to work backwards!
See, Beyoncé has a crazy following, most of them girls
and they're so in love with her,
they want to dedicate their lives to being her followers!
In fact, they're so in love with her, they literally say things like
"Oh my God, Beyoncé is life!"
And in this scenario, that's absolutely correct!
See, if we work backwards,
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade"
But if Beyoncé is life, it should be
"When Beyoncé gives you lemonade, you make..."
Lemons!
Exactly!
What? That doesn't make any sense.
No it doesn't.
[Seriously considering moving]
Not yet.
What are the first things that come to mind when you say the word "lemon"?
Sour!
I don't know... yellow?
Right, sour and yellow!
And if we continue to work backwards, the phrase
"You make lemons" becomes
"Lemons make you".
What do lemons make you do when you bite into them?
Squint, because it's sour!
Exactly!
And when you squint, you look more like...
An Asian?
[Uncomfortable silence]
What?
Dude, that's racist.
Dude...
When you squint, you look more like you're tired
because your eyes are smaller.
Like an Asian.
Yeah, of course.
[Exasperated sigh, wondering when his lease is up]
And Asians are stereotypically known to be yellow!
Just like lemons!
And again, we continue to work backwards.
"Yellow" backwards is...
"Wolley"
Wall-E!
Like the Disney movie about the Earth coming to an end!
See, in that movie we think that Wall-E is the only remaining individual on Earth.
But there's another.
And coincidentally, her name is...
EVE.
Just like Adam and Eve, who supposedly were the only two individuals on Earth as well.
And since EVE is obviously Eve, then Adam
must be Wall-E.
And since Wall-E is actually "Wolley", yellow backwards,
what they're really saying is
that Adam is yellow.
Yellow Adam!
A yellow atom!
In Chemistry, you learn that CPK Coloring is used to distinguish atoms by color!
And the color yellow is assigned to sulfur,
and sulfur has an atomic number of sixteen
and it also smells like rotten eggs!
However, if you smell rotten eggs and you're not near a volcano
chances are it's just somebody's rotten egg fart.
And since eggs are measured in dozens, coincidentally the same number of songs on Beyoncé's album,
And if we take the atomic number of sixteen and count down all the songs
we come all the way back to the first song with a remainder of four.
Track four happens to be the song named "Sorry".
But who else just recently had the biggest hit in the world named "Sorry"?
Justin Bieber, who if you didn't know recently just dyed his hair.
Guess what color.
That's right.
Yellow.
But recently, only a week after Beyoncé releases her Lemonade album,
Justin Bieber shaves off his yellow hair!
And he goes right back to his natural hair color
which is still kind of a... off-yellow color
which is awfully symbolic and similar to peeling a lemon!
Because you peel off the yellow outside and the inside is a off-yellow color.
Which means the peel is nothing more than a cover.
Speaking of covers,
when you see the album cover of Lemonade,
instantly you see the shape of a lemon
but there is a lot more too it!
If we work from the bottom-up, we see fur!
And if I had to guess what animal that looked like,
I would have to say it looks like a bear.
And above that, you see an ear, which is strange,
because if she were a part of the Illuminati, that'd be the perfect place to put an eye
but no! This is something new, she put an ear!
And on her ear?
Rings. Earrings.
And as we mentioned before, above that?
The lemon.
What, don't you get it?
No!
Bears? Rings? Lemons?
Beyoncé is bearing fruit!
[Gasp]
[Facepalm]
And "bearing fruit" for a tree means that it's growing fruits
but for a person, bearing fruit means that she's growing something else.
And if you peel off the cover, what she's really trying to say?
Beyoncé is pregnant!
[Enthusiastic gasp]
[Facepalm x2]
See, that's what lemonade... is really about.
This has got to be one of the dumbest ones you've had so far.
There's so many holes in this.
Well I didn't say I was done yet.
There's more.
Yeah, I told you guys I needed your help!
I still haven't figured out what these are!
Hey, you really think Beyoncé's pregnant?
I don't see how Lemonade could be about anything else.
[Under breath] Oh my God...
Well if she really is, I don't think she should be drinking Lemonade.
Look how many carbs there are!
Fifty-three grams for one bottle? That's crazy!
[Echoing] Fifty-three grams?
Oh my God.
It's numbers.
[Slowly realizing both his roommates are insane]
...what?
Fifty-three grams.
You said - you said there are fifty-three in there!
Yeah, fifty-three grams.
Fifty-three grams...
Fifty-three Grammys!
Huh?
Beyoncé has the record for the most Grammy nominations, fifty-three of them!
No way...
There you go again, connecting two completely unrelated things.
It's fifty-three grams of carbohydrates, not Grammys.
Exactly! That's what's leading us to the next part!
If we break it up, it's just
car,
bowl,
hydrates!
When you hear "car bowl", a bowl the size of a car, that's a really big bowl!
And "hydrate" has to do with liquids!
But if we're talking about a bowl, what kind of liquids do you put in a bowl?
...lemonade.
What? No, it's soup.
Oh...
Well, now you have a really big bowl of soup.
No, a huge bowl of soup!
[Gasp] A "Soup-Er Bowl"!
The Super Bowl!
Beyoncé was the halftime show performer for two of them!
Super Bowl XLVII and 50!
Wait, but she wasn't even really a main performer in Super Bowl 50.
She was just in it. There's kind of a big difference.
Oh, there's a difference alright...
But it ain't that big.
What?
The difference between Super Bowl 50 and XLVII
is three!
And three is our magic number, one might say!
How so?
Beyoncé's thirty-four, Jay-Z's fourty-six.
When we add their ages together, we have eighty.
Okay...
When we take our magic number three and subtract it out of eighty, we're left with seventy-seven.
And seventy-seven, as we all know, is the product of seven times eleven.
Seven... eleven...
7/11! The hit song that Beyoncé released...
Three years ago!
But if she planned this three years ago, why now?
Because on the Anniversary of 7/11's release this year, Beyoncé will be thirty-five
And seventy-seven minus thirty-five
is fourty-two,
the exact age Jay-Z when his daughter Blue Ivy was born.
Fourty-two.
What? What does their daughter even have anything to do with this?
7/11 was made for their daughter!
Come on, if you really listen to the lyrics:
"My hands up, my hands up, I stand up with my hands up"?
It does sound like a children's song...
Exactly! Because 7/11 was disguised to be for us
but really it was just for their daughter.
That's why the lyrics are so bad!
Of course...
And since this song is made for their daughter,
don't tell me it's a coincidence that their daughter is four years old.
Yet in seven years she's going to be what?
Eleven.
Isn't eleven the exact number of songs that's on her album?
Uh, no. You said it yourself, there's twelve songs.
Precisely.
See, there's twelve songs, but we got eleven!
We were almost there. We were this close, we were an inch away!
Six inches, to be exact!
The only number in any of her titles, and it's six.
The number six, on her sixth album!
Six...
Is our special number, one might say.
But I thought you said three was our special number.
What? No, three is our magic number.
Because it's half of six.
You see, if we take it from where we left off at eleven and we multiply it by our special number of six,
we end up with our final number.
Sixty-six.
Fifty-three, three, forty-two, eleven, sixty-six!
But... but what do they mean?
I don't know, but it has to mean something!
If not, Beyoncé wouldn't have made it that obvious!
Obvious?! Nothing about any of this is obvious!
What are you talking about? It was so clear!
You're literally forcing these connections and they make no sense at all!
They make sense!
And what's even worse is you ended up with nothing!
Nothing? What the - we have the last piece! Those are the last five numbers!
Yeah, five numbers that mean nothing!
[Fart]
Oh my God... seriously?!
That's - that's a bad one, dude.
Sorry... I told you I wasn't feeling well.
Dude, what the heck did you eat? It smells like rotten egg-
...that's it.
Huh?
Rotten eggs... sulfur... they're elements!
All of them! Fifty-three, three, forty-two, eleven, sixty-six!
The atomic numbers!
Three is Lithium...
Iodine...
Lithium...
M - moly...
Molybdenum.
Sodium.
Dysprosium.
It's a formula!
[Wanting to go back to bed, but paralyzed by the madness of what his friend is attempting to rationalize]
It all makes sense now...
What does?
Everything!
Why Beyoncé made an entire album bashing her husband, a man!
Why the majority of Beyoncé's songs are all about, and for, women!
Even why there's an ear on the album cover instead of an eye!
Beyoncé is giving birth...
But to an idea!
No, a group.
No, an army!
Women.
To take over the world.
[Gasp]
...what?!
And it's all starting...
...with that formula.
Sean! Check that lemonade bottle.
Iodine...
Lithium...
M-Minneapolis...
It's - it's all here!
What? Let me see that.
See? It's already begun.
But we've been drinking this lemonade!
Exactly! Look at us, we're fine!
Yeah, for now! Who knows what's gonna happen later?!
Look, this is so stupid!
How do you even come up with these ridiculous conspiracy theories?
Do I really have to spell this out for you?! Look at the abbreviations!
See, this is not about the Illuminati, the Illuminati's run by men.
See, Beyoncé is starting something huge.
She's giving birth to a new group of powerful women to not just take over the world,
but the previous Illuminati as well.
Think about it. Think about everything you've ever heard from Beyoncé!
She wants who to run the world?
Girls.
She wants all the what?
Single ladies.
Every single lady to rise up
in formation
to build a flawless,
irreplacable
army of grown women
to create the new Illuminati.
The Lady Illuminati!
The Ilimonadies!
Either that, or she's just pregnant.
Look.
Ten minutes later, we're all drinking lemonade and we're still fine.
But are we, though?
[Gasp]
Wait, how come I didn't change?
Ah, that's right! It wasn't a cup.
I peed in a bottle!
[Spit take]
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