there are a few certain truths in this
world we're all gonna die we all have to
pay taxes and jacksepticeye's brain is
greater than or equal to stink so let's
play a game that's designed to trick the
brain because maybe that'll be a quiz
that I can actually do because my brain
works differently than everybody else's
the game called brain out and I think
it's like the impossible quiz that it's
trying to trick me into picking certain
answers because it says find the biggest
one now
the screen would dictate that that Apple
right there you see that beautiful Apple
that that's the biggest one but no
watermelon biggest one thank you thank
you very much if you're very published
how many ducks
how many ducks what how many ducks in
this picture how many ducks does it take
to screw in a light bulb
wait one of those is not a duck that's
it that's it chicken 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9
ha ha ha I'm telling you this is the
this is the game that helps my brain
alright it might be a children's game
and it might be full of colorful
beautiful pictures but you know what
that's fine who is the tallest one ha
hmm I want to see giraffe giraffes are
pretty tall have you seen a giraffe
they're not short lads you think
giraffes make fun of each other as well
as like ha ha look head Garibaldi over
there
not even 19 feet tall he's only a stupid
12
oh what a dumbass um it could be the Sun
like which are you saying which ones the
highest it's the Sun the Sun is the
tallest in the sky can you find out the
different one God is one of these have
less seeds than the other one okay hold
on
they all look the same to me I don't
have to count see this one this one this
one this one this one this one
what click everything it's none of them
oh I can move them there is a house I
hate my chunky fingers they're a
beautiful rectangle you're welcome all
the shapes you can just cut off a part
the square elongate it oh I hate this
game how many triangles are in a
pentagram one two three four five six
six okay seven and eight a five three
nine okay in a pentagram it offends
about okay five but that's not what
you're telling me and that's not gonna
be the answer that's in a pentagon not a
pentagram ah that's the size of it not
how many triangles are in it oh I see so
there's one two three on the top four
five six six and all the wait know that
middle one at the bottom is not one so
one two three four five and six seven
eight nine I already tried nine though I
mean I could just keep guessing until I
get the right one I feel like that's
cheating though because it's all the
other ones that intersect and make
different triangles find out the largest
fire okay I'm just clicking all them
clearly is not gonna work so I'm gonna
stack them there we go create the
biggest fire yes okay what's the number
under the parked car nine
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I'm so smart I brainley good don't you
even worry about it what mark would you
give for this game full marks that's
cheating rate argue come on Ches silly
right now okay wake up the OL wake up
didn't work can I shake the tree there I
put the Sun over him surely that's gonna
wake up oh oh
cuz it's oh I get it this one needs to
go away cuz I always come out at
nighttime they're nocturnal oh my god I
can see can you see my head getting
bigger can you see my head getting
larger as the game goes on big stretch
brain it might explode from too much
stink 1 + 2 21 2 + 3 36 3 + 4 43 4 + 5
ok this one is being an ass 45 no 50 No
ok so 2 + 3 should be okay and I'm not
the best mathematician here should be 5
so there the first one is the last one
and then the secular and then the first
one the next one then is the last last
one 2 times 3 is 6 6 times 6 is 36 so 4
plus 5 is 9 9 times 9 is I don't know
81 okay that doesn't wait am i
overthinking this the answer is just 9
oh I'm gonna throw my phone at the wall
it's coming right past your face you
better watch out you better be careful
alright I go away cut fruits from left
to right then tap the hexagon circle and
rectangle
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okay it's trying to trick me and say to
tap all the top ones but that other one
was not a fruit it looked like a potato
and I know about that you have to win
the game
okay I'm circles so I'll go Oh
oh no matter where I go I lose my move
one of these come on surely I can move
one of these out I didn't click that
anything hidden around can I change the
game at all okay damn it Zoe
now I can tap with two fingers at once
ah I'm gonna kill this game find the
chick okay clearly it's not any of you
haystack you all on top of each other
then make a chick there dude do the good
lovin make a chick you guys are chicks
huh it worked I just had to shake the
egg out of them I don't want to find the
darkest color on the screen it's it's
the black on the white text can't fool
me this ain't my first rodeo okay I've
done quite a few of these games before I
haven't been very good at a deism but
I've done them count the numbers of
hairs oh come on I don't want to have to
count this I'm gonna go cross-eyed look
and I wonder three or my 33 damn it oh I
could pull his hair off he only has
three I was close I was very close I
need to stop playing this game so
seriously I need to stop doing exactly
what it tells me to do I need to start
using the power of the mind and the
easiest way of getting to the mind is to
start taking clothes off
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everyone knows the quickest way to the
head is through the chest hope the baby
duckling drink water okay so tonight
good night okay there drink that no ass
is so hard alright see it's working
already
hey I want to see it's to wait oh god
what
okay nothing else moves so where do I
put this ah yeah I was gonna say it's
too but I couldn't type into and I made
it too clearer okay find something you
can eat I can eat all of this if I'm
brave enough you can eat anything you
want eat the table eat your dad doesn't
matter you shouldn't but okay clicking
on all of them clearly isn't gonna work
so oh we turn it into meat very good
very clever
I go animals are having a sport meeting
you know as they do classic animals
bunny monkey and pony are racing now
help Bonnie to win go bunny start okay
can I kill these I want to kill
something
don't do me I just have to tap really
fast okay you're about to see the
fastest fingering in the West
damn it Bonnie ah I got it I can do that
but now I need up no I need a third
there we go
I'm plate finger twister my fault I got
three fingers up I'm a legend I'm the
greatest quiz master the world has ever
seen
help where's my ring is it in the dog
food
give the dog food to the dog the dog
I'll eat that and then we're gonna find
your ring inside his [ __ ] I still
don't feel smart enough
I don't feel biggie brainley enough so
it's time to put on the exo specs O's
this is going to make me big Lee smart
help the giraffe to eat the apple there
you go mr. giraffe eat up no smoking
okay can I just put it out no no if you
put if we combine our forces together
wait the thing you went out yeah I just
put out my finger that hurt a lot
putting three coins into piggy bank how
many coins are there now I don't know I
can't see inside piggy you what okay put
the coins in
there you go now smash piggy there you
go
there's one two three four five six
seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
thirty forty fifty fifteen coins inside
mr. piggy
that's twenty-five because my fingers
are also mr. piggles so hungry make
something to eat I'm I'm just gonna go
out and on a limb here cuz I have my
glasses on now so I'm very smart and
save that the moon is gonna be a banana
and I can peel it or not there eat eat
the clock eat the banana
eat the banana moon come on I write
about this I have no idea what's
happening what is going on there eat the
painting oh I made an egg a hole I told
you guys moons are banana eggs God if
only you weren't as stupid as I was ten
minutes ago what is the minimum cuts
needed to cut a circle into eight equal
parts I know this because I love pizza
and that is four okay eat that's my
answer
PETA is my answer oh it's one because
you can fold it you said a circle you
didn't say a circle of paper how am I
supposed to know that
come on you're withholding information
from me now I'm not the dumb one anymore
it's the game it's all the games fault
it's the lag how many ants okay so I
said seven and that's clearly wrong can
I do anything with this Rock double tap
okay so let's uh I got an idea
look at this how many ants one I made a
one there's only one ant damn it
conduct a ritual conduct a circle ritual
stand around summon the rock guard
summon rock and roll Jesus
I can zoom in on the rock oh Jesus
that's so many more ants on duty 8 9 10
17 okay not a 177 let's go let's not go
too crazy I keep failing some of these
because the game introduces new mechanic
suddenly you're able to hold the screen
suddenly you're able to tap two things
at once until you're able to zoom I need
to keep that on my brain how the phone
works I need something else to make me
smarter a hat a hat makes everyone
smarter everyone knows this you know
what just just in case two hats oh
you're not gonna beat me this time find
out the rule and write down the answer
okay circle is the triangle - okay seven
one two three five six for mm-hmm
just as I suspected today it's nine I
don't know why it's nine
but it's nine I think that was binary
and I don't know binary but with enough
hats
I will another hat enters the fray okay
three hats come at me game come at my
brain tap the butterfly above the texts
I don't I don't see a butterfly above
the texts okay you're telling me that
I'm wrong I picked that one now I want
that one no okay secret hidden butterfly
somewhere I can't move this butterfly
but eventually I'll get it don't worry
oh don't you even worry about me I've
got three hats I know exactly what I'm
doing
zoom on the screen zoom zoom everywhere
double tap everything tap all of it I'm
tap above the text and the butterfly at
the same time what do you want from me
I use my tip I can drag the text see
using a hint is also part of my big
brain strategy if I if I use my head to
figure out that the tips are there
that's how I do it that's how I smartly
go with this game doesn't even know what
I got itself in for with four hats
please turn on the fan okay okay okay
nope
okay this is the easiest one so far okay
just spin the fan just there you go
there yeah I did it I connected it with
my brain point eight animals you have an
ant a cricket
a creepy bear butterfly bird bird cloud
the cloud is raining which means that
water is dropping on the ground the worm
comes out and the lady is an animal of
course she is
see we didn't know it was actually a
badger in disguise you would know this
if you had as many hats as I do who do
you want to play brain out together Oh
lover let's share to him /her now stop
getting weird and kinky brain out look
baby fall asleep go to sleep tactics
just don't work there you go
I'm done hit him in the head with a ball
he hit him hard enough in the head with
the ball he'd go to sleep hit him hit
him keep poking the baby can poke at the
baby and he'll fall asleep eventually
get rid of the tears get I don't know
what I'm doing I'm not a father this
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okay clicking the baby doesn't do
anything so something tells me that
there's a secret in this baby
can I turn the baby the baby you make
him go see I just shake my phone if I
shake my phone the baby will fall asleep
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I don't know what to do okay I just
watched an ad for that baby because all
of my hats are not helping what's the
answer
hold your device top to bottom and then
sway your device gently into the baby
falls asleep I did that I I tried wait
what I did this already I watched an ad
for a baby to go to sleep okay it's fine
a cliche question who would you save
your mom or your girlfriend save both ah
I have to fingers drive the car to the
road sign okay Kara's gonna crash
explosion everyone's dead got it so how
do we get rid of you
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why can I move this does does that work
I can move what ah
to move the thing out of the way to get
the Sun out to melt the ice cube in the
road so I could get to my car to get to
the roadside at the end of it I knew it
all along because of all the brain I
have how to eat carrots okay I have a
clock okay I kill it what if we just
bring the carrot to him I knew it when
all my hats
my heads are falling off I can't what
about my brains I need I need the
smartness okay smartness comes at the
price of great fashion there you go I
knew it I knew I'm so Brainiac now what
three numbers add up to 12
all of them know God my brain it's all
over
I've lost my brain too stinky I thought
that adding hats upon hats would show
the world how smart that I really am I
thought that I could fake it I thought
that I could force it but once a stink
always a stink
oh brain make off watching my video I
hope that you really liked it and I hope
that you learned something here today
learned that you can never trust
anything in the world and I have to
watch a billion ads to play a game for
free and mobile device these days thank
you
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