On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A bobble-head toy of Burnie!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two fancy ties
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble head toy of Burnie.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four RWBY plushies,
Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five golden Yangs!
Four RWBY plushies,
Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six pints of beer,
Five golden Yangs!
- You guys do know I'm Jewish right?
Four RWBY plushies,
(stressed) Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven awesome beanies!
Six pints of beer,
Five golden Yangs!
- Could we sing a song about Hanukkah?
Four RWBY plushies,
(fearful) Three comfy PJ's,
(aggressively) Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight RT posters,
Seven awesome beanies,
(slightly slurred) Six pints of beer,
Five golden Yangs!
- Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel!
No? Okay...
Four RWBY plushies,
(fearful) Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine decks of cards,
Eight RT posters,
(worried) Seven awesome beanies,
(slurred) Six pints of beer,
Five golden Yangs!
- Guys I don't think you're l-
Four RWBY plushies,
(fearful) Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head *snap* toy of Burnie.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten reds and blues,
Nine decks of cards,
Eight RT posters,
Seven awesome beanies,
(slurred) Seven awesome beanies,
Five golden Yangs!
- Dude, why are you cutting me off? Don't-
Four RWBY plushies,
(worried) Three comfy PJ's,
(strained) Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven bearded Adams,
Ten reds and blues,
Nine decks of cards,
(high pitched) Eight RT posters,
(screaming) Seven awesome beanies!
(snoring)
Five golden Yangs!
- Eh?
Four RWBY plushies,
(fearful) Three comfy PJ's,
Two fancy ties,
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
(distorted voice) Twelve days to live,
Eleven bearded Adams,
Ten reds and- OW!
- (yelling) Paper cuts ahhhh!
Eight RT- Barbara!
Seven awesome beanies,
(vomit sounds)
Five golden Yangs!
- No one understands us, Pongo.
Four RWBY plushies,
(distorted voice) Three comfy PJ's!
(yelling)
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie!
(Gus): Thanks for watching!
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Happy Holidays!