my travels recently took me to schohari New York a Charming little town located about
three hours north of Manhattan how often do you watch the Letterman show tell you the
truth not very often I get up early in the morning not me I don't care for him kind of
guy why I just don't care for some of his actions I'm a Jay Leno fan y'all you really
yes I went to the school and read to some of the students there is nothing more rewarding
than helping kids learn to read not in a car Sam let me be I would not could not in a box
I could not would not for the Box one of the highlights of my visit was seeing Mildred
for Roman's collection of 5 000 decorated eggs you know I don't know much about presidents
but that guy James Pope yeah that's one good looking son of a [ __ ] [Applause]
oh the presidents which one to you is the best living oh I don't know never thought
about it Bill Clinton probably [Music]
well when we first started we you put a hole in each end of the egg and then put it to
your mouth and blow and just blow into it and it's gonna come out
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oh boy I wouldn't want him to blow any eggs for me [Applause] [Music] the glass bars where
many folks in town go to unwind [Music]
[Music] um I don't know let me ask you this what should we do about Y2K [Music]
my third is the school award when you get down to New York City what is the thing you
want to do the most [Music] um
party what did you do before you retired what I do it before I returned I always drink here
I am with Harry Mayor John Boyce the most powerful man in New York politics how much
did you spend on your campaign I probably spent um 25 Mr Mayor um are you considering
running for a second term I hadn't considered running for a second term even if we pay for
your campaign 25 hours
this is Hans Yankee he's nuts she might Shine Down by the road what is that danger men drinking
not the yellow sign which animal in your property most resembles David Letterman I would probably
say sweeping yeah sweepy [Music] [Applause] for two years I wanted to get a tattoo well
my neighbor up the road says well what about that guy Paul Bunyan he says yeah that freaking
that oxy's got that Blue Ox check this out check this out
got a little mountain region here a little cabin over here what's this other one over
here oh that's the Indian Scout he's looking over the valley going at this guy over here
look at the size of that son of a [ __ ] at the local hardware store Wayne shell taught
me how to do a turkey call [Laughter] foreign
what's the loudest thing you got I got something for you right over here
so how about we Pat each other down well if you think so [Music]
check these out foreign [Applause] [Music]
check this out
but Lord knows I'm gonna try [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]