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hello I am Aubrey Plaza and thank you so
much for joining us today I'm gonna be
talking about some creepy dolls from
movies stay tuned and hear my reactions
to these creepy dolls from movies first
up we have the clown doll from
poltergeist roll the clip
Henry Wow
what a creepy doll I don't think the
clown doll is that creepy honestly oh
and then the clown strangles the kid I
remember this the creepiest thing about
that doll is that it has very long arms
arms should be the wingspan of it's like
the height of your body any longer and
it's creepy next up we have a puppet
from one of my least favorite franchises
saw Billy the puppet from saw that's a
puppet that's not a man in a mask I
really don't like this movie and he's
riding a tricycle any puppets riding
bicycles to me is very creepy that ups
the creep factor
I don't like it what can I say I'll give
that one a 11 out of 10 it's too creepy
okay I'm excited about this one folks
I'm really excited about this one this
is a clip from Seinfeld this creepy
puppet is Susan's doll that looks like
her mother
Susan's doll who looks like George's
mother cut to interior diner today
there's George Costanza to me this is
the most horrifying clip I've seen all
day
because it's more of a psychological
kind of horror no one wants to talk to a
doll that sounds like their mother and
looks like their mother that's some kind
of next-level therapy that I really
don't want to enter into but it could be
useful for some people I would rate that
as the creepiest puppet I've seen so far
I'd rather be stabbed by a puppet than
engaging in some kind of therapeutic
role-playing
I don't want to deal with those issues
next up this is the Zuni doll from the
trilogy of terror which is a movie I
feel good about it play the clip Miranda
whoa a lot of teeth on this one Thanks
she in a hotel whoa we never get a good
look at Zumi Zumi Zumi Zumi looks very
small I mean quiet on the set
who those people whoa zoomy not gonna do
a lid I I didn't I feel like I didn't
even get a good look at Zoo me look like
Zoo me was the size of a my palms and
she easily smashed it into a lamp so I
think she was more creeped out by the
hotel room that she was in the lighting
scheme next up this one's for the kids
we had slappy the dummy from goosebumps
so get your kids in here and watch this
clip with me feel like I auditioned to
play that cop sloppy's looking very
dapper wearing a bow tie still small
though again I'm gonna give this one a
low score
slappy seemed like a gentleman to me it
looked like he was just waiting for a
bus or something so I wouldn't mind
having that doll in my closet or taking
me out on a date the next clip we have
is a little softer doll than we've seen
before a little furry friend Teddy from
the pit roll the clip oh he looks cute
he's got a little zipper in the back so
he can't be real
it's just his best friend a little teddy
bear I can't see anything creepy about
that this is very creepy the kid pushing
an old woman on a wheelchair down a hill
up and into a shallow grave goodbye
grandma I really want to see this movie
this looks great again I'm gonna give
Teddy a low score the creepiest thing
about that was just a child lashing out
at his grandmother the bear seemed just
fine he was just a cuddly little guy
okay the bear was telling the kid to do
it so that is very creepy okay
so next up we have the boy creepy doll
from the boy creepy movie oh there's the
boy no she likes him whoa something very
bad is gonna happen
mmm oh now the boy is a man now the boy
is coming out of a mirror I thought that
was very creepy I would give that a
pretty high score because you think that
it's just gonna be a little like puppet
and then you smash its head and then it
crawls out of a thing looked really big
boys turning into men the creepiest of
all phenomenons in our universe boys
should always remain boys okay I've
never heard of this one I believe his
name is Chucky from a movie called
child's play doesn't sound so creepy to
me
let's take a look is this from the movie
I'm in wait a minute that's my son what
is this
Bryant Irene Henry star of Atlanta not
creepy at all up I saw the back was head
Chucky
Sol's arm
the creepiest thing that I've seen there
is just the very bad hair line that
Chucky has which I don't know about you
reminds me of someone that rhymes with
model chrome he looks like a tiny Donald
Trump dog let's be honest it's almost
creepier that you don't see him I guess
because your brain can only imagine what
he could look like and in this movie
Chucky is smart doll because he's not
just like a puppet that's being
possessed by a demon but he's connected
to the cloud
imagine if Siri tried to kill you or
Alexa both of them coming after you in
the night very creepy well that's all
today folks thank you so much for being
here I'd like to thank Henry Miranda and
Sharon for rolling all these clips for
us today and what can I say don't judge
a book by it's cover you know take a
minute before you decide that inanimate
object is gonna kill you it could just
be an innocent little teddy bear or a
little friend or it could be a
psychopathic murderer that's gonna claw
your eyes out
so good luck out there the world is a
terrifying place now go to bed kids do
that
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