>> THIS IS SO ROMANTIC. WHAT A GREAT IDEA, GENE.
A WINTER SLEIGH RIDE. IT WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO
PROPOSE TO SOMEBODY. >> OH, WELL YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
THAT'S WHY I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE YOU.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU, AND I'M READY.
>> OH, HONEY, LOOK, THIS SLEIGH HAS A ROOF.
>> AFTER YOU, MY LADY, PLEASE. >> OH, MY GOD!
GENE, ARE YOU JERKING ME OFF RIGHT
NOW? IS THAT YOU?
>> WHO IS THAT, GENE? >> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> BABY, BABY, LOOK THAT'S GENE. MAN, I'M BLOWN SEEING YOU!
GET OUT OF HERE! >> NO, SIR, WE WAITED AN HOUR IN
LINE. >> YOU'RE A JERK, SIR!
>> WOW, I WISH THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT HAPPENED.
>> SORRY, MA'AM. >> HEY.
>> HOWDY. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND ALL THAT. >> HEY, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT
WHERE I'M WALKING. MY JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT FOR THAT
ACCENT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, GENE?
>> LET'S GO! >> WEE!
>> I'M SORRY, WHO ARE YOU? >> I'M GEMMA, I'M BRITISH.
I GOT A BRAND NEW VAGINA TODAY. >> WHAT?
YOU GOT A NEW VAGINA TODAY? >> WELL, WE DID IT IN THAILAND
FLEW IN THIS MORNING. WHATEVER THE TIME DIFFERENCE IS.
I GUESS I GOT IT TOMORROW. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME, TODAY
OR TOMORROW. RIGHT, GENE!
WE'RE GONNA ROCK! THANK YOU, THAILAND.
>> DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. IT WILL COME LOOSE.
>> I'M SORRY, I'M GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN, HOW IN THE WORLD DO I
KNOW YOU? >> DUDE, IT'S YOUR BOY.
YOU KNOW, I CARRIED YOU DOWN FROM THAT ZIP LINE AFTER YOU GOT
TOO SCARED TO GO. >> WELL, I WASN'T SCARED.
>> WELL, YOU WERE CRYING AND HANGING ON MY BACK LIKE A LITTLE
KOALA. >> AW, THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE,
GENE. I'D CARRY YOU LIKE A KOALA IF
YOU WANTED. >> WOULD YOU?
THAT'S NICE. >> IT'S NICE TO ACTUALLY LOVE
YOUR BROTHER. >> WHAT?
YOU THINK HE'S MY BROTHER? >> ISN'T IT SWEET, BABE?
>> OH, MY GOD. THAT ACCENT, THAT LITTLE TINY
HAND ON MY SHOULDER. I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BLANKET
OF YOURS BECAUSE I'M BUILDING A CHRISTMAS TREE OVER HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? >> I'M NOT HIS SISTER.
I'M HIS FIANCEE. >> NO.
>> WELL, PRACTICALLY SPEAKING. >> LET'S TAKE IT DAY BY DAY.
>> YOU BETTER NOT BE WASTING MY TIME.
>> HEY, YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELF FIRST, YOU KNOW.
HE DON'T OWN YOU. P YOUR BROTHER DON'T OWN YOU.
JUST REMEMBER THAT. GIRL POWER.
>> SPEAKING OF GIRL POWER, MY GIRL GIVES ME THAT KIND OF POWER
AND THIS KIND OF POWER. WHEN THE SLEIGH STARTS AROCKING,
DON'T YOU COME AKNOCKING! AM I RIGHT, GENE?
I WISH MY SISTER WASN'T HERE. >> SIR, PLEASE STOP ROCKING THE
SLEIGH, IT'S NOT SAFE AND YOU'RE SPOOKING THE HORSES, SIR!
>> LET ME GET MY GIRL. DON'T YOU LOOK AT MY GIRL.
>> I'M ACTUALLY ASEXUAL. NOT THAT ANYONE CARES OR ASKS.
>> HEY, ENOUGH OF YOUR ANGER. >> OH, I ALMOST FORGOT THE BEST
PART. MY GIRL'S A SINGER.
>> WHAT? >> HE SAID I'M A SINGER!
>> GENE, YOU AND YOUR SISTER'S EARS ARE ABOUT TO CLIMAX
TOGETHER. HER NEW CHRISTMAS ALBUM.
IT IS DOPE, AND FILLED WITH DOPE.
HIT IT, BABY? ♪♪♪
>> YOU HAVE TO STOP ROCKING THE SLEIGH.
THE HORSES ARE BEING LIFTED OFF THE GROUND.
AND NOW WE'RE SUCKING IN THE CORNER
AND NOW WE'RE SUCKING IN THE CORNER ♪
♪ WE'RE SUCKING TONIGHT! SORRY KIDS, THAT'S IT.
>> HEY, THIS IS LIKE REAL, WHAT DO REINDEER DO, RIGHT?
THEY GOT THEIR HOOVES UP IN THE AIR, DON'T THEY?
♪ POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP
>> ALL RIGHT, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!
SHOULD WE JUMP? >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GENE, LET'S DO THIS!
LET'S DO THIS. ONE, TWO, 60.
WOO!
>> OH, HE'S SUCH A LUG. CAN YOU SING ME A SONG?
>> OF COURSE! ♪ WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ >> OH, I KNOW THIS ONE.
♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪ >> HEY!