YOURSELF.
>> I'M SHANE ADAMS FROM THE KNIGHTS OF VALUE VAL ORG.
VALOR.
VALOR. TONIGHT JOE GOES JOUSTING.
HERE WE ARE AT THE FISHERS RENAISSANCE FAIR.
RENAISSANCE FAIR. I'M HERE WITH SHANE.
JUST SAW THE SHOW.
WOW!
WOW! THAT WAS AMAZING.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO ONE BEFORE.
>> IT'S AMAZING TO SEE THE LOOKS
ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY
EXPERIENCE IT LIVE FOR THE FIRST
TIME.
TIME. FOR ME, MY TRUE CHILDHOOD DREAM
WAS TO BE A KNIGHT IN SHINING
ARMOR.
ARMOR. SURE ENOUGH, WHEN I WAS 23, DID
THE DINNER SHOW THING AND AFTER
THREE YEARS OF DOING THAT
REALIZED I WASN'T LIVING MY TRUE
CHILDHOOD DREAM OF BEING A
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.
INSTEAD I WAS A KNIGHT IN
SHINING POLYESTER AND CONTINUE
SELL.
SELL. SO I LEFT AND CREATED MY
JOUSTING SHOW.
JOUSTING SHOW. PEOPLE COME TO A JOUSTING SHOW
TO NOT WATCH A BUNCH OF ACTORS.
NOW I THINK THEY COME NOW TO SEE
IT REALLY DONE FOR REAL.
>> AND THEY GET HIT HARD.
INJURIES?
INJURIES? >> INJURIES, OF COURSE.
SPRAINS THAT.
SPRAINS THAT. CONTUSIONS, BROKEN BONES.
FRACTURES.
FRACTURES. THOSE ARE THINGS NOT COUNTED AS
INJURIES IN THE SPORT OF
JOUSTING.
JOUSTING. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHEN AND
HOW BAD.
HOW BAD. >> THIS IS JOE GOES JOUSTING.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE ME DO
TODAY?
TODAY? >> I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU JOUST,
JOE.
JOE. >> THIS IS ALL THE ARMOR -- 125
POUNDS OF ARMOR RIGHT HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU
EXPERIENCE THE INCH AND A HALF
DEATH STICK.
DEATH STICK. >> DEATH STICK.
OKAY.
OKAY. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.
SHALL I GET READY?
>> I THINK NOW IS THE TIME.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
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>> JUST KEEP ON WALKING. KEEP ON WALKING.
>> THIS THING IS HEAVY!
WHOA!
WHOA! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HEAR IN
THIS THING.
THIS THING. HERE WE GO.
WE'RE GOING TO JOUST.
OR MORE, I'M GOING TO GET HIT --
I'M GOING TO FALL.
I CAN'T EVEN -- I CAN'T -- WHOA!
MAN, OH, MAN. THERE'S NO WAY.
A WHOLE NEW APPRECIATION FOR
JOUSTING.
JOUSTING. I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS AMAZING.
OH! OH.
OH. I CAN BARELY --
>> KNIGHTS AT THE READY!
CHARGE ON!
>> OH, WOW. UHHH!
UHHH! OH, WOW.
OH, WOW. I'M JOE HREN, AND I SURVIVED JOE
GOES JOUSTING.