- Wait, that could be cheap.
Oh dear.
I was about to question everything.
Huh?
Okay. I was wrong.
Well.
Hi, my name is Bailey Sarian,
and I am here to do expensive taste tests with Cosmo.
I feel like I'm gonna be really good at this game
because I have very cheap taste.
So by using the process of elimination,
I can determine which one is the expensive one.
Ooh.
Oh.
Mm.
This one's cheap.
Mm?
Cheap.
It just smells cheap. Is it cheap?
I hope it's cheap.
(buzzer buzzing)
Really?
Well, I guess I'm done here.
This is not cheap?
This smells cheap.
This has to be cheap.
(cash register ringing)
- [Producer] That one is $274 against a bottle of $15
- Are you sure?
This one smells and tastes delicious.
Okay, maybe I don't know my cheap stuff.
Okay. I was wrong.
But in my book, alcohol is alcohol
and you know, party.
Well I started off on the wrong foot.
Now I'm gonna question myself here. Okay.
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think I know this one.
Oo.
So this one, it smells good.
Wait, that could be cheap.
Oh dear.
Okay. This one it's thicker, but it almost-
It goes on really well. It smells good.
And this one doesn't have any type of scent to it.
And it doesn't feel super luxe.
It doesn't feel like a $300 cream.
Okay. I'm gonna say this one's the expensive.
(bell dinging)
Okay, yes, I got one.
Tap versus bottle?
That's tap. I know my tap.
It tastes like chemicals.
This one? No chemicals.
Yeah. This one just tastes clean.
Am I right or wrong?
(buzzer buzzing)
My bad.
Okay, so I'm not very good at this game.
So then I got it right?
- [Cameraman] Sorry, that was my bad.
- Oh, okay, good.
I was about to question everything.
So I got it right? I know my tap water.
I know my tap water.
(laughing)
Ooh. My favorite.
I can probably tell just by the smell.
Oh no, I can't.
Oh no.
Oh dear.
Huh?
That one's expensive.
This one has like a slickness to it.
It almost like is sticking to the skin a lot better.
And the other one is super watery.
They both smell really good though.
So-
I don't know.
But I think this one is the expensive one
because it has, well-
Yeah, I think this one's the expensive one.
(buzzer buzzing)
Dammit!
Okay, so what is this saying about me
as a person is what I'm trying to figure out.
- [Producer] You did say that you liked cheap things.
- Yeah.
- [Producer] So you're choosing the things that you like.
- You're right.
I do like cheap things. Okay, cool.
Oh, I don't even,
I don't even have to tell you, these are cheap as hell.
These are like-
No, no, these are no.
No one wears lashes like these.
These are just (bleep) lashes.
I hope. Okay.
These? Oh, these could be (bleep) though.
(bleep) lashes are my favorite. They're like 3.99.
This is normally like the type of lash I go for.
And to me, this would be the expensive one.
(buzzer buzzing)
This is expensive?
You have to be kidding me.
- [Producer] They're $30.
- Okay.
Well, I'm really sorry to anyone
who's spending $30 on these.
No shade or anything, but these are awful.
These beautiful. (laughing)
Okay.
Has anyone failed this hard so far?
(sighing)
Okay. This one, it smells delicious.
It's a beautiful color of red.
My favorite color.
This one,
oo this one is cheap.
It's cheap because it smells like clay
and the cheap ones always smell like clay.
At least I think.
Mm.
The nude has like a really nice pigment to it.
The red's a little bit more sheer.
I kind of am leaning towards this, the nude being the,
the cheap one, but the way it went on
was so much better than the red.
Like it was more pigmented, creamy, smooth, beautiful.
The red was kind of chunky.
but I am doubting myself right now.
So let's say
this one, this nude, is the expensive one.
(buzzer buzzing)
(laughing)
Dammit.
Really?
You know what, whatever.
I like the cheap ones.
Oo oo oo oo.
I wonder which one is the cheap one?
This one says (bleep) on it.
I'm gonna say this one is expensive one.
(bell dinging)
But I will take either one.
Man.
I'm a cheap-ass whore.
What is this?
Oh, highlighter.
I don't know why I smell everything, but I have to,
it just helps with me not winning.
I just feel like with the cheap ones,
they always smell like fragrance.
So maybe I'm getting it confused.
Cause I'm recognizing the fragrance
and I'm thinking it's expensive but it's really cheap.
This one's like the kind of gold color.
Ooh, it's pretty.
It doesn't go on that well.
Hm.
Whoa.
That one's not very pretty.
It's too glittery.
Okay. This gold one is the expensive one because it just,
it's a beautiful creamy pigment.
I really hope I'm right.
It glided right on.
And this one's all chunky and kind of like patchy
when it goes on.
Am I right?
(bell dinging)
Yay, I got one.
Finally.
Beautiful, gorgeous love that.
You know, we're going to focus on the positive here.
We got three, right?
Okay. So we have some, is this real leather or pleather?
This one's kind of got that buttery feel to it.
You know, the expensive buttery feel
and not the fake buttery feel like this one.
This one feels like (bleep)-
This one has shoulder pads in it.
And I feel like an expensive coat
wouldn't have shoulder pads.
Right? I don't know.
This one to me just looks shiny and new.
I think this is the expensive one.
She's new, She's buttery, she's shiny.
She's going out.
She's gonna get some drinks with some friends,
maybe ride a motorcycle.
We don't know.
She's crazy.
This one,
she's been around.
She's been around for sure.
She's a little tired and-
But she's trying.
This is the expensive one.
(buzzer buzzing)
(laughing)
Really?
Okay.
Well, all right, you guys, you win.
I don't know what this says about me as a person,
but it said it loud and clear.
I'm cheap. I know my cheap stuff.
And I think I made that very clear in today's video.
Thank you so much.
I'm, I'm gonna focus on the positive here and, you know,
I'm really proud of myself for getting three, right.
I think that's incredible, Bailey.
Wow, you're amazing.
I know. I know.
I think today we learned that I am cheap.
I know my cheap stuff. I did make that clear,
but I'm getting cheap confused with expensive.
It doesn't matter.
As long as you like it at the end of the day.
If you're cheap, if you're expensive, do your thing.
Now I'm gonna have more champagne.
I'm a cheap-ass girl.
What can I say?