Beanie Ben: "What are you doing?" Ben: "I'm writing video ideas. Do you mind?"
Beanie Ben: "No, go right ahead." Ben: "What?"
Beanie Ben: "It's just that these ideas are all dumb and unhelpful
and I saw someone do that video recently and it was amazing... not gonna be able to top that one."
Ben: "Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna write and pretend you're not here."
[typing]
Beanie Ben: "Huh!" Ben: "Oh my gosh, what?"
Beanie Ben: "No, no, it's really good." Ben: "Really? Because it's
just the first draft..." Beanie Ben: " If you're trying
to put people to sleep!" Ben: "You just can't
say anything positive can you?" Beanie Ben: "I'm just trying to describe it...
what's the word I'm looking for? Derivative!" Ben: "All right, I'm just going to put
on my headphones and tune you out." Beanie Ben: "Too bad headphones can't
make you a better writer!" Ben: "I can't hear you."
Ben: "Welcome friend, I'm Ben Toalson, and thank you so much
for taking the time to watch this video..." Beanie Ben: [mocking] "Welcome everybody,
I'm BenToalson, and thank you so much for watching this video."
Ben: "That's not what I sound like." Beanie Ben: [mocking] "That's not what I sound like."
Ben: "Okay yeah you're really mature." Beanie Ben: [mocking] "Oh you're really mature." Ben: "Welcome friend my name is..."
Beanie Ben: [mocking] "Welcome everybody, my name is Ben."
Ben: "Welcome friends..." Beanie Ben: [mocking] "Welcome
everybody. Whubbadabada." Ben: "Welcome..."
Beanie Ben: "Abbadaba. Abubbadubbadubbada. Arrubadubbadobbabo."
Ben: "Are you done?" Beanie Ben: "Arribadobbapoopado"
Beanie Ben: "Watch my videos! Ahhhggh!"
Beanie Ben: "I wrote you a song you want to hear it? I promise you'll like it.
Ben: "Go ahead." Beanie Ben: "All right,
here we go... [singing] you will never be a YouTube star so just give up just stop trying but
there is no denying that you, sing it with me. Ben: "That's what I thought."
Beanie Ben: "Whoa whoa
don't press publish!" Ben: "Could you just not?
I'm literally about to publish this." Beanie Ben:"Okay just trust me. Your
video is lame and nobody wants to see it." Ben: "Seriously! I spent hours working on this and
like at this point what's the harm and just putting it out there?
I'm gonna do it. It's... I'm... I'm hitting publish."
Beanie Ben: "Lame-o video your video's so lame, I wrote another
song for you it's called your video stinks. Ben: "All right that's it that's enough!"
Beanie Ben: "Lame-o..." Ben: "No! You listen to me.
You know how hard it is just to do this in the first place? To decide to write and edit
and film and put things out there? It's difficult! And then you come along with all of your noise and
your shenanigans and planting seeds of doubt as if I don't know that I'm not the best person in
the world at making videos. I already know that! But I still show up and I still do it
because my video might help somebody and it might entertain somebody and it might make the world
just a little bit better. So can you appreciate that and just chill a little bit please?
Beanie Ben: "I guess I hadn't thought about it from that perspective.
I understand where you're coming from." Ben: "Thank you."
Beanie Ben: "Why point out that you're an imposter when I can just say things like your teeth
look funny and your voice sounds weird and your jokes are corny you're uncomfortably earnest..."
Ben: "You know what? I'm getting rid of you once and for all. I'm hitting publish now.
This this is what I'm doing. I'm hitting publish. I'm hitting publish now. Published!
He's gone
Beanie Ben:
"Oh, just so you know that video you posted got fewer likes than the last
one you posted." Ben: [shouts]