- This is a discrepancy.
And I don't want to get into a big thing here,
but so you do the movie with Reese.
OK.
And I know Reese a little bit.
I don't know her as well as- I haven't been in the trailer
for four hours with her, but-
- Every day.
- Every single day.
But she somehow claims just because she
was in that movie with you, she's your best friend.
And I said, well I don't know if you
would call it a best friend.
I mean, she's not my best friend.
But she's a good friend.
And she said, well I'm a better friend.
And I said, I don't think you're a better friend.
- But why do we have to have a better or best?
- That's what I told her.
And I said, let's just acknowledge
I am the better friend.
And why do we have to-
- Yeah.
- Talk about it so much.
You know?
- Wait.
Wait.
[Audience Cheering]
- Hey!
- Oprah and I were just sitting here talking.
- Oprah, hi!
Oh, hi.
- Oprah and I were just talking.
- I know, but she told me she was gonna be on the show!
- Yeah!
No, I know.
Oprah and I are just hanging out.
- We were talking this morning, when we were talking.
Like we talk every morning.
And I said, well what are you doing girl?
And she was like, I'm going on the Ellen Show.
- After you talked to me?
That's so funny.
You texted her after you texted me?
- You know, this is the thing.
Why can't we all just be best friends?
- I mean we can, but we're going to be better friends than-
- Why can't we all just be best friends?
You know, the thing about it all these years when
I've had new friends come into the fold Gail's like, oh,
I'm so excited about your new friend.
- Right.
- Aren't you excited for her to come into the fold?
- Yes.
And aren't you excited that I introduced her
to so many celebrities at my party?
Now you and I have to compete with-
- Now hold on a second!
- We're back with my best friend Oprah Winfrey,
and also Reese Witherspoon is here.
Reese claims that she's better friends with Oprah than I am.
So, we're going to put that to test.
Oprah is going to ask us some questions.
- This is giving me anxiety.
- We're gonna get questions about herself.
She's going to ask us and the first person
to answer the question correctly gets a point.
If I win, the whole audience is getting a prize from Fandango.
And if Reese wins, nothing.
OK.
So we have to grab- This is something
that- You've seen this, right?
A fan sent this to me, to send to you.
- This is me?
- This is you.
- OK.
- And so, the first one to grab Oprah's head to answer
the question correctly-
- This is me.
Tis I.
- Hold on.
- This is the light skin version of myself.
OK.
Here we go.
My high school class voted me, what?
Most likely to be on TV, best hair, most popular?
- Best Hair.
- No.
- Most likely to be on TV.
- No.
Most popular.
Thank you.
So far I have no friends.
I have none.
OK.
What is my secret ingredient to a great margarita?
- Agave.
You probably know this.
- It's that special tequila that you like.
- No.
Fresh squeezed limes.
- Oh, I know that.
- OK.
OK, OK, OK.
On what 1990s sitcom did I play a therapist?
- Dammit.
- I don't know, I just grabbed it.
- Oh my god.
How dare you-
- In 1990?
- 1990, I played a therapist- On what 1990s sitcom did I play
a therapist?
You got to know this.
- Friends?
- If you don't- Oh, see?
She should not be your friend.
[Buzzer]
- It was mine, when I came out.
She was my therapist on the coming out.
- I knew that.
I knew that.
- You knew that.
You knew that.
- Laura Dern was your-
- OK, OK.
And Laura Dern was-
- Yeah, Laura Dern was my girlfriend.
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.
- OK.
Which of the following do I not have?
A Tony, an Oscar, a Grammy, or Primetime Emmy?
- Well, I know you have an Oscar nomination.
But I don't think you have a Tony.
- OK.
I do.
[Buzzer]
- This is so bad.
- Is it Oscar?
- No.
It's a- I have an Oscar.
- Grammer?
Grammy?
- I don't have a Grammy.
- I was gonna say a Grammy.
- I knew this.
- OK.
- Somebody should've given us the crack codes.
- OK.
This is so much fun, isn't it?
- Well, we're learning.
- My god, my friends know so much about me.
OK.
For what movie did I receive an Academy Award nomination
for Best Supporting Actress?
- The Color Purple.
- Yes.
- Yes, good.
You got it.
- It's one, one.
No, it's not over yet in the sound booth,
whoever made that noise.
We have to- We didn't win.
So the next one wins.
- OK.
- Next point.
- OK.
Who is on my talk show every Tuesday telling the audience
to get real?
On my talk-
- Dr. Phil!
- Dr. Phil.
- I win!
- Woo, woo.
Woo, woo.
- A Wrinkle In Time opens in theaters March 9th.
Everyone here can get tickets to go see A Wrinkle In Time
or to catch up on any of this year's Oscar nominated films
in theaters or at home with your $300 Fandango.
[Audience Cheering]
- You get a Fandango!
- And you get a Fandango!