All right, welcome to YouTube detention as you all know you are here because of all the awful and terrible things you guys have posted
Okay, roll call
Breanna, boho. I'm right in front of you. Yeah, whatever. Okay young Isis
haha what up
Gucci Gucci Mr. Mean baby girl
F**k you bitch great start today
you're going down dude i'm going to dab on you so hard bro
dude i'm going to punch you in the face
Okay, I don't wanna have to do this but I gotta control the room oh oh oh
slap slap and slap (wrong one)
Alright settle down
I caught CSI and Log Pollen fighting these two numbnuts are your problem now you do me you've absolutely do me Thank You principal Luke
Goodbye, dude. I'm telling you. I'm gonna punch you in your mouth
I'm gonna beat you like America beat the British in the Civil War. Oh, dude just try. Waaaaalmaaart!
He's got cheap shoes. Oh my god, they're gonna fight
oh I love fights bitch
no nobody's going to fight 'cause this is detention alright?
ding ding ding f*cking ding ding ding
OH RIGHT OH RIGHT
Log, What are you gonna do to CSI? Oh I'm gonna beat your ass at some point in the future Wow
WOW!!!!!!
Alright CSI. How do you respond Log's threat of beating you with violence ?
i'm gonns show everyone how much of a bitch you are in like 1 2 3, three months!
Does that work for you? Yeah, that's cool. So you guys aren't gonna fight now. This is like how people fight now
See, you gotta find time to sell tickets like set up a livestream find sponsors
Like what's the point of even doing anything if you can't take the hard-earned money of your fan's parents? does that make any sense?
Hold on, we need a venue. Oh, I can plan it for you. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah history shows
You're the perfect person to plan a large-scale event I lack in experience I make up for in nudity. any other
Logistics, all right
lets get ready to fight
okay okay guys Come on, don't you think it's wrong to teacher young impressionable fans to settle all their disagreements by punching each other in the face
Oh, f**k
oh! oh! oh!
Hey CSI check it out, people gonna wipe their asses with your stupid face
You got my face printed on toilet paper. Yep. I
Love it. I would have my face printed or literally anything. Thank you, nice
oh man
refund! refund! refund!
What the hell we've been in line for this fight for four hours, we're all burnt you're inside. It's these cheap fluorescent lights
Oh my god, I can't believe
15,000 unticketed people shut up for this event. I did too good of a job planning this.
there are only 100 of us and we all bought tickets
15,000 unticketed people this fight is gonna be lit do my boobs look weird to you?
I-I don't know look log CSI. I hate to say this, but these poor people paid for a fight
So you need to give them a fight? Yeah, I flew here from Canada. Okay, we get it
All right, look we feel bad for you. But honestly, what did you expect? It's your fault for trusting me? All right, brother. Let's go
oh hell yeah.
OH
*cool music while Log and CSI "fight"*
*dab, which is dead*
*idk man, doing something I guess*
(stop dabbing)
Dude, seriously you call that a fight you gotta get closer
You made me actually punch him, I wasn't supposed to hit him until the third fight
Police who's in charge here. Yeah
Look, it was an accident. I was just trying to get him closer. I-I didn't mean for log to get knocked out. Okay? Oh
We don't care dude. Everyone wants to knock these two out. Yeah, we'll turn it around so you can hit the other one (lathing, wait Why they are cops)
No, we're here to shut down this event due to safety concerns and overcrowding we've been getting calls about fluorescent light burnings (really?)
Oh, Oh, no guys. That is all Breanna's fault. Oh my god. It is not my fault. It was definitely that guys
See you suckers. ahahahaha (WTF IS THAT?)
You guys see how white that guy's teeth were? (kill me please)
Hey, I have never felt the love of a woman (he is so lonely :(
What? what? I blacked out, do you know of any women who are available? Principle Luke,This is just really inappropriate
cuz in my school we don't fight
A'ight?
Aight.
How many pies is it?
Like (three?) one not, sure. Why does one pie that's one pie. What flavor is it?strawberry.
(what is happening?)
(please help them!)
What? Do you know somethin bout that huh, buddy?
No no!, please sick freak nor don't this job very seriously, please stop insulting me. I've got three dogs at home. What do you have?
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