I know you want to come with me.
[quacking]
But I only have room for two more of you guys.
Why?
Why what?
Why are you packing?
Why are you talking to your stuffed animals?
And why do I keep getting the same pimple
in the middle of my back?
I am going to Arizona with Dice.
I'm talking to my stuffed animals
to get their opinion on who should go with me.
And you keep getting the same pimple
on your back 'cause you're dirty.
I don't know if you have a mmm.
[laughing]
Did you- did you hear what my giraffe just said?
[chuckles] He's so inappropriate.
[laughing]
I, um... I don't know if maybe
you know, if you want to go to the prom with me?
- Eh. - Would ya?
Oh, Robbie, I'd love to go to the prom with you,
but... another boy already asked me.
14, 13, 12...
- 11... - 12.
- eight, seven, - eight.
Cat.
Shoo bee. Shoo! That's a bad bee! Shoo!
Three... two...
Now!
[screaming]
That animal's delicious flesh can keep us all alive
for another week.
I don't want to be alive without Poncy.
This pig is everything to me that my daddy never was,
and I'll be ding danged-- [screaming]
Sikowitz?
What?
You hit me in the face with a ball.
Oh, come on. A truly great actor can stay in the scene
no matter what's happening around her.
But it really hurt.
[bell ringing]
Ooh lunch, yay!
Poor Trina.
I just don't understand what went wrong.
Don't worry. One time my brother was in Vegas
and he fell out of a fourth story hotel window
and landed on the roof of a shuttle bus.
And he was okay?
No.
Well, but he's okay now?
No.
He's seriously messed up.
[piano playing]
Okay, what do we have so far?
I don't know. Uh, Cat, record this.
'Kay 'kay.
Recording.
♪ My grandpa has a nose And my grandma has a nose ♪
♪ Everyone you know has a nose Nose, nose ♪
My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war,
so that song is a filthy lie.
[chuckles]
Ooh, the giraffe.
Put the fork down. Just put it down.
You want to know what makes me sick?!
Is it eating tuna fish on a Ferris wheel?
'Cause I did that once and I threw up on a bird.
Sh! She's rehearsing a scene.
Yeah, my father's a deadbeat
but you can't make me blame him for what I am
'cause you are the one who did this to me.
You're garbage!
[crying]
[laughing]
What? What's so funny?
You.
[groaning]
[grunting]
What? What?
What the? Was there an earthquake?
Yep. Big one.
I think it was an eight point shut up and let me sleep.
But I feel like I've done something terrible
to you.
Yeah.
Ya hate me now?
[sighing] No.
I just want something bad to happen to you.
And now that he's in his harness,
the machine will lower Michael into the pool.
[screaming]
Oh.
Whoa! The harness broke. He is sinking.
Oh, now I get it.
It's funny 'cause he's drowning.
You know, it's funny 'cause he's drowning.
Well... I guess I kinda... live here now.
Why are you living in a tiny room
in the attic of our school?
Well, you know how my brother's kinda weird?
- Uh, yeah. - You've mentioned that.
Well, my parents took him to this special place in Idaho
where doctors can make sure he gets lots
of mental relaxation... and can't escape.
- Hi, Nonna. - Hi, Cat.
Hey, want to do something fun?
Sure.
- Well, why don't you... - Yeah?
watch one television news program
and write 500 words on the topic of news
that interests you most.
Is this your homework?
No, this is not my homework.
[unintelligible]
Okay, it is my homework but I hate watching the news
So I was hoping you'd understand.
- You have to do your own. - No, Nonna but would ya-
- For heavens sake, Cat. - Would you please?
Fine, forget it!
All we have to do is find a real teacher
who will let us use his classroom
for a little while. And then Goomer
can pretend to be a teacher
just long enough to fool his mom.
That won't work.
No real teacher's gonna let us take over his classroom.
No real sane teacher.
[laughing]
You'll see where I'm going with this in a second.
Hey, hey, look at what I got.
- A piccolo? - It's my new instrument.
I thought you were learning how to play the--
It didn't work out.
So now I'm a piccolist.
Oh, you guys want to hear Mary Had a Little Lamb?
- Uh. - I'm playing it.
- Fine. - Toot your pickle.
No, no. No, no.
What? Is it that bad?
I like your skirt.