What am I looking at? Where am I? What the fuck is this?
We got an AIRCRAFT RC motivational poster on the wall
Everything looks like it's rock like I'm in a rock cave
There's a rock floor
and a rock wall
I guess this is suppose to be a work bench
But
there's nothing here like what are you building the planes with?
There's a bottle of glue and some fucking papers on the desk
Where's your parts and shit?
You got some outlets on the wall look
there's receptacles right there
What am I going to plug into them?
I don't know!
There's no fucking tools in this room!
There's a multitude of options here
We got the aircraft
Three amazing aircrafts to choose from
We got the music volume here
We're going to blast this shit like krillex!
-Rage-illex noises-
Then we got the mode stick which I have no
fucking
clue what that means
But apparently there's
fucking
eight thousand different controls
You want the ailorons rudder elevator
or you want the ailerons throttle elevator rudder
or you want to rudder throttle yup not seeing
-oly shit woah woah WOAH!
oh
fuck
well
No we're fine
there's ah there's no
fucking
controls on the screen so I don't know what the
fuck
I'm doing
apparently
-studder-
forward goes forward
and I've
okay
just take it easy
take it easy
now get up in the air here and not sure how to
Now look at that
-studder-
fuck
so my right stuck moves my little
fucking
flaps
on the back here
Jesus christ!
And the left stick controls the throttle
I don't know how to get it in the air and keep it there
Go up
There we go!
Oh
fucking
shit
I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE
FUCKING
THING! God damn!
So maybe I shouldn't play with the speed
while I'm trying to fly
I JUST
FUCKING
GO UP AND DOWN!
-studder-
My fucking
flight time was thirteen seconds
What is the gear button?
Should I check the gear?
Do I fucking have to change gears?
IS THIS STICK-SHIFT?
I can't get it in the
fucking
air
Let's try another aircraft and another mode stick
Like shouldn't it be called stick mode?
but it's like the mode that your sticks are in
Why is it called mode stick?
that sounds fuckin stupid
That's America
right there really it's like oh what are you flying? America
Okay totally different controls
now that a change this that fuckin mode stick. Jesus
Christ alright this thing's way fuckin faster
and I just fuckin demolished it
Oh ring mode, great
let's because it wasn't challenging enough let's fuckin fire off ring mode
so I have to do is get into the air and then fly through those rings
no problem
GET OFF THE
FUCKING
GROUND!
FUCKING FLY! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I'M STILL ON THE GROUND!
I was like 40 fuckin yards off the runway
he's driving on the fucking grass just rip the fucking wings off
I'm driving a car down the god damn track
so how the fuck am i supposed to pilot this thing
through these fuckin rings
I can't see SHIT!
I'm just fuckin doing donuts I'm doing air doughnuts
and I'm fuckin dead
I zoomed-in to try and see the rings and now I can't see
fuckin shit up there's one there's one where to go
Nope
Where the fuck is it?
holy shit fuck me
FUCK
alright so I'm in the air, I think I'm upside down
FUCKING COME BACK THIS WAY!
I'm spiraling downward to my death every time
now trying to fly in the fuckin sun like Superman what are you doing dude!?
WHERE AM I?
Let me zoom-out. Perfect!
Now I can see way better!
now I know exactly what I'm doing I've actually flying in for the fucking Sun
I'm zoomed out I'm zoomed out as far as I can go I can't even see the ground
I'm trying to go down
-mumble-
What the fuck is he doing? Alright come back this way here we go
Fly back towards the
-flustered-
FUCK!
Fuck
fuck
I got no rings. I got no rings.
I'm going right to the ground I think no not yet
Nope there we go
there that was the ground that was fuckin looking for five fucking minutes
I've been flying around for five fucking minutes and I haven't got a single ring
like I just fucking grab this one right the beginning cake
Holy shit well. Does that carry over?
can I do that? does that count?
Oh yeah it counts
so that works can I just fucking drive like though all the rings? I'll just get up get off
the ground fuck
I can fly like right under it and they go up in the air right
-oh my god-
This is a bitch this is a fuckin nightmare I'm going to go for this one
Turn right don't hit
GOD DAMN IT!
GET OFF THE FUCKING POLE YOU IDIOT!
I'm stuck I'm stuck I cant do shit
Look at me flap my fucking rudder
I'm flapping I'm flapping I'm screwed i turn the ahh turning everything off
I'M FUCKING TURNING IT ALL OFF!
Mark me M.I.A
because I went out to fly a fucking plane and I never came back
because I got stuck on a
FUCKING PIECE OF WOOD!