- Cotton Candy
Or as we call it, Candy Floss
- Oh yeah! - Same thing!
- Candy Floss is what it's called in Ireland
- Yeah!
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- Sugar flavour!
Pink sugar flavour!
Maybe some sugar flavour!
(laughs)
- Bit of sugar flavour?
- The draw of cotton candy is not the taste,
so it doesn't really matter.
- Yeah. - It's the messing with it.
- I've had it once or twice so.
But, wouldn't have it every day now.
- Well you've had it before,
- Yeah! - Everyone's had it as a kid.
- You can only really get it at like
fairgrounds and carnivals.
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
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- Oh!
- What is it?
- Multicolored!
- Many colours, whoa!
Gonna hypnotize you, whoa!
(laughs)
- Ketchup and Fries? What?
- This is not going to work out.
- This is not going to be good.
- This is unfortunate,
that this exists at all.
- Oh my god, I was just about to jump into that.
- Seriously?
- God dammit.
- I was so excited and everything!
- I expected like watermelon
or strawberry or Ice cream flavor,
not ketchup and fries!
- I actually, - Please, please, please
- I am so
I'm already upset!
This is the first thing!
- The yellow bit is the fry and the red bit is ketchup,
but in my head it should be strawberry and banana.
Now I'm confused.
- It smells like chips
- Oh my god!
No it smells like a new car.
- It smells like your lunchbox
when you don't wash it properly.
- Yeah for ages, yeah.
- And you're like "No, the smells gone", No.
- That's shit.
- It's
- It's definitely very sugary
- No it's very, very sugary.
It just dissolves in your mouth.
- What the hell?
This is a gimmick.
It takes like maple syrup, it's delicious!
- It's not bad!
It's very sweet.
It's not what it says on the tin though.
- Oh no, there is the ketchup.
- Mhmm.
- It's in there. - To be fair.
To be fair.
- It's in there.
- Oh no.
- You don't likey?
- (coughs)
- Oh my goodness.
- There is definite,
it's not sweet like normal candy floss.
- It's a- - But it's not
a bag of chips.
- The ketchup one's a bit like drinking perfume.
- Why did you do this?
It tastes like a bad dick.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Hmm.
(laughs)
- I was mind blown by the flavour choice,
but it's definitely-
- It's nice!
It's not ketchup, - Yeah.
- and it's not chips. - What he said.
(both laugh)
- It's not getting off of my teeth too.
It's like, sticking.
- You could be make buildings out of this stuff, am I right?
But then if it rained you'd be fucked.
- I'm going to wash my food before I eat it.
- No! - Oh! That looks really cool!
It disappeared!
(screams)
- The lingering is there. - Yeah.
- I bet the- - The lingering!
- (laughs) The lingering lingers.
- This is the
- I bet- - This is a horror film
about cotton candy.
It's called The Lingering.
(upbeat music)
- Buttered popcorn!
- I kinda just want buttered popcorn though.
- (both) oh!
- Ah! Now man, this is what I'm talking about!
- This'll be nice.
And I, but the colour is a little bit.
I wish that, because it's buttered popcorn,
I wish that it was more like-
I don't know. - Cream?
- Yeah!
- If you went in Cinema,
and ask for buttered popcorn,
and he hands you candy floss by mistake.
I would be like, no no no.
- I dig it!
- I need my cinema experience.
- I dig it!
- My teeth already hurt.
It's only the second one.
- Yeah there's like a tooth there that's really like
"what the fuck?"
- I'm achieving more fluff this time.
- Yeah and,
and it's coming off in like layers.
- Yeah it is!
- Which is kinda cute.
- Candy floss is supposed to be sweet!
That's going to be salty!
- No!
It's not salted popcorn it's buttered popcorn.
- Yeah but butter is salty.
- Yeah I'm digging this.
Oh!
That's amazing!
- (both) Oh no!
Whoa, whoa!
- Take a bit of that.
- Relax the cacks there, man.
Will ya?
- I'm okay with that.
No?
- Oh it tastes just like buttered popcorn.
What the hell?
- Whoa.
- Is it good?
- I think I actually might like it now.
- But the last one was less like,
(retching)
where as this ones like-
- I like- - It's good!
- Usually disagree. Yeah it's nice.
- I don't like when popcorn gets stuck to my teeth.
This is my new alternative.
- It just dissolves straight in your mouth.
- It's like something from the Wonka factory!
- Why do I like this?
I shouldn't like this.
- Yeah it's great!
Eat it!
- This is amazing!
- It tastes just like buttered popcorn with candy.
Which is great.
- Cannot believe that I was all against and it
and now I love it!
Because it actually tastes like what it is!
- Yeah!
- What Ketchup and fries were they eating last there?
I don't know.
- I wouldn't mind getting this.
Although I'd wanna know that that's what I was getting.
- Yeah! - Ours is
Ours is always pink!
- Hey, and it makes a good mustache!
Hey Ladies!
- (laughs)
- Ooh!
I'm doing a wizard character.
Ooh!
- Yeah, it's really nice to-
- I want more of this one.
- I want more but we can't have more.
- [Producer] Well, you can have a little more.
- We'll have a little bit.
We'll half this, right?
- Right, go on.
- (laughs) Yes!
I'm in the cinema!
(together) Mm!
- (together) Ah!
(both laugh)
(upbeat music)
- Pizza!
- (laughs) Man, you are killing me!
- What?
- Oh, Pizza.
Come on! (laughs)
God dammit.
- I get, like that sometimes you have free time.
And you're thinking to yourself
"what's the weirdest thing I can do?"
- Yeah like
- But that doesn't mean you need to then do it.
- Oh no!
Oh no!
- I've had pizza flavored candy canes.
How is pizza flavored cotton candy going to be?
This is mental.
- Look there is a picture of pizza in case we
we wanted to visualize it. - It's like no we are,
we are familiar with pizza's work.
- (laughs) Yeah. - Thank you.
- It's not good.
- It's like gravy.
(both laugh)
- But like, there's so many different types of pizza!
Pepperoni pizza.
Vegetarian pizza.
- But usually they go with like,
the spicy aroma of the pizza.
Just the classic-
- It smells like Oregano.
- Ya think? - Yeah.
- I say Oreg-ano.
- Ore-gah-no
- Mad.
- I was so happy earlier.
Remember when the buttered popcorn,
Remember that was a thing?
- Yeah, That looks like insulation for a house.
- (laughs) It does!
- Oh! That's the worst!
That's the worst one!
- (laughs) Oh my god!
- Augh!
What the fuck is that?
(retching)
- Oh, it's like onions!
- What the fuck?
- Why?
Why have you done this?
Anybody?
Going to turn this into a little ball.
- Oh no.
- And I'm going to throw it away!
- Oh god!
- And hopefully someone else will eat it.
- Ugh!
- Don't do that to candy floss, man!
- You see, you know that it's bad already,
because the people that were in before us didn't eat
all, like most of it.
It's horrible.
- If you want to make it taste like pizza
just make it cheesy!
What the heck is that shit?
- It tastes like feet!
- No, no, no, no no!
That was awful!
- That was,
not
okay.
- Didn't even taste like pizza.
- I'm just gonna take a sip.
- It tasted like a car crash.
- Like it's not the worst thing I've had in the world,
but I was expecting it to be nice.
- We've had some bad shit on this channel.
- [Producer] Is it bad because it does taste really like pizza?
- No, it tastes like fart.
- Tastes like a car park!
(laughs)
Tastes like a dance floor!
- I don't want any more of that!
- That's nasty!
- You can take your pizza back!
- That's rotten!
(upbeat music)
(both scream)
- Way!
- Peanut butter and jelly!
- Peanut butter jelly time!
Where he at? Where he at? Where he at?
- Yes!
- Peanut butter and jelly, okay fine.
Yeah we can do that.
- Are you allergic to peanuts?
- No, I'm just, It's awfully purple
- Do you like peanut butter?
There's a lot of talk on this channel
about peanut butter and how people don't like it,
and apparently, it's hilarious! - Yeah.
- I love peanut butter!
But when I was in primary school
I was embarrassed.
For some reason!
- For liking it?
- Yeah!
And I used to pretend I didn't like it!
- It's my secret shame!
- Yeah!
- This is a cotton candy flavour!
- This is going to be amaze-balls!
- Yeah.
- I'm going to taste some of the peanut butter,
you taste the jelly.
- I will!
I love that- - I like the way the colours
represent the different flavours.
That is awesome!
- That looks fine!
- I can do this. - I think this
will be enjoyable. - Let's go.
- Okay, Okay, go for a bit of-
- Take a of both
One at a time
very scientific now. - I am.
- That tastes like garbage.
That's awful.
It's got a hint of peanut butter
but it tastes like the pizza one.
- Mm
- Oh the textures different though.
- Are you really getting the peanut butter?
- Are you getting it? - Are you getting it?
- Yeah - No.
- Yeah. - No.
- it's subtle but it's there.
- I don't know what peanuts we're eating now.
- It tastes like a used car.
- Like the pizza one?
- It tastes like a used car.
- It's not melting as quickly.
I'm so glad that I decided,
on the second one to stop chewing them.
- The jelly is going to deliver.
- Okay, okay.
- The Jelly is going to deliver
- We got it, we got it.
(groans)
- Sugar?
- What the hell?
This was the most promising!
- Again, I just don't know why someone has done this.
- Close it.
- Oh shit!
- Now we have to eat it all, oh no!
(laughs)
It just tastes just like regular cotton candy.
- Yeah.
- Maybe they all have and we've been
placebo-ing ourselves with other flavors.
- Not with the pizza definitely not.
- (laughs) 100% I'm with you.
- [Producer] These were sent in by Patreon supporter
Sharon Reinheimer!
- Sharon - Sharon Reinheimer.
She sounds like a fake person.
Thank you for sending us all those beautiful cotton candies.
Sharon Reinheimer.
If that is your real name, which I doubt.
- Yeah - Sounds like
you made it up on the spot.
- Overall, you know it was really hit or miss like.
- Buttered popcorn was on the head!
And then the next product was like, where did they go wrong?
- Yeah
- Pizza is at the same time the best,
and the worst.
For how good it was at being not good.
- It it-
- I do think they are on to something big
with the butter flavored popcorn man.
- Yeah, big time!
- That's a big hit now!
Because I don't want to get stuff stuck in my teeth,
and I wanna taste the popcorn!
- Hey!
- Thanks for watching!
- What are you doing?
- I don't know!
- I'm trying to match you!
- What? Hey!
- Thanks for watching!
(laughs) Why am I shouting?
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