- All these men keep saying
how much they want a strong woman.
What they really want is a cheerleader.
(upbeat music)
- Look, I'm really sorry.
(hand dryer blowing)
I said I'm- (hand dryer blowing)
Okay, I'm sorry.
Oh, how are your hands still wet?
- God, I miss paper towels.
- Just, like, let it wash over you.
- Yeah, no.
- [Leah And Nikki] Mm.
Yes.
- No.
- [Leah And Nikki] Yes.
- No.
- [Leah And Nikki] Yes.
(Harper groans)
- Okay, well I'm just going to buy two tickets
and we're going to come.
- [Leah And Nikki] Yes.
- I actually really resent it when people,
especially other women,
automatically assume when they see a group of us,
that we're going to fight.
- Yes.
- I feel bad for Tammy, you know,
she clearly just hasn't had friends like you in her life.
You know, we are so lucky.
I love you turkeys so much.
- [Women Group] Aw, we love you too, you guys.
- [Narrator] The greatest friends have nothing
and everything in common, all at once.
Sounds like you two girls are different versions
of the same story.
- About true love, it does exist.
- Really?
- No, it may not come around that often,
but when it does, you'll recognize it.
When someone loves you completely for who you are
and you want what's best for them too even,
even if it means it's not with you.
- I have a very extensive, Wank Bank.
- What's a Wank Bank?
- You've never heard of a Wank Bank?
- [Mel] No.
- It's like to bank, in your mind, of, like, images
of people that get you off.
Like, just think of, oh, Bruce Springsteen
running on a beach. (yells)
- I want to dip you in whipped cream
and put my cherry on top.
What does that even mean, anatomically speaking?
- Using a sundae model as a sexual proposition.
- It is confusing, I have to say.
I mean, cherry, cherry's got to be a hymen, right?
- Probably, a busted hymen.
I, I, um, mine broke on a horse.
- And me, I was born without one.
- When something breaks,
if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it.
Unfortunately, sometimes things don't break,
they shatter.
(gentle music)
But when you let the light in, shattered glass will glitter.
(gentle music)
And in those moments, when the pieces of what we work
catch the sun, I'll remember just how beautiful it was.
- The most grown-up thing you can do
is fail at things you really care about.
- The good thing about being different
is that no one expects you to be like them.
- [Ellen] Every time you turn on the TV
or look at a magazine, it's,
"Oh my god, this cake is so delicious",
and like your reward, or something.
And then you turn the page and there's some sad,
fat before girl, and she's all, "I hate myself."
And then the thing after girl goes, "I did this diet,
and now I'm happy and everyone loves me."
- What about the chocolate cake?
It's like they're trying to drive us crazy.
- What do they look like?
- One is a stunningly beautiful woman
with dark hair, and a fierceness,
that's both scary and inspiring.
The other is a guy.
- They got a girl's wrestling team?
- No, I'ma wrestle boys.
- I never heard of no girls wrestling on no boys team.
- Yeah, well, I'm better than you.
- Is that right?
- Come see for yourself.
- No, I don't have favorites.
(choir singing)
I love 'em all equally.
Every mother does.
- Y'all know what Dolly said,
- [Everyone] "It's a good thing I was born a girl,
otherwise I would be a drag queen."
Mhm. (crowd cheering)
- [Rita] Y'all are mind readers.