(upbeat pop music)
- And the stars in the sky spell S-E-X.
- Oh yeah, I remember that from the " Lion King."
- No, in my real life.
- You guys still feel like going out?
(confirmation noises)
- Oh, okay good.
Okay, I know where a bar just opened up.
- Oo, we should do a game night.
- Oh my God, I love game night!
- Oo, yes!
- That would be so fun, I can pick up some sodas!
- Of course.
(saxophone plays)
- What's wrong, Grant?
- I think sometimes people in relationships forget
what's fun for single people.
- You don't like game night?
- It's not that I don't like them,
it's that I never meet anyone at them.
- I'm sorry your so, so sad, Grant.
I'm mean, I'm sure we can figure out something, right?
- You know, when I'm sad,
I like to go to the movies.
- Hey, yeah we should see something.
- They're so expensive.
What if we did Netflix at my place instead?
- Oo, they have all the old Jeopardy!
- Yes!
- That would be fun!
- And you understand though, that
that's the same problem. - That's the same problem.
- Oh, we're still at the house, okay.
It's just so fun.
(laughs)
- It's, uh, I'm sure.
- Gosh, it just must be that we're all so happy
and satisfied and in love.
- Gosh, it must be.
- Yeah, I think that that's it.
We've like retired needing to
go out all the time, you know.
Get dressed up and like
peacock for attention
or sing myself to have a good time,
how pathetic I was back when I was single like,
"Please give me attention!"
- Lowering my standards just to
cover over my pain for a night.
- "Will you call, will you call?"
Like who cares?
- Cool, cool, cool, yeah.
- I guess we can go to a bar.
- Great, there's one downtown
that I think we can all get into.
- Oo, the one next door has puzzles!
- Oh, that's so fun!
- Even better idea.
We can go to my house because I just got a brand new puzzle
and we can get into our pjs!
- Yes, I'll bring soda!
- We don't even need to go outside.
- It's 7:30 on a Friday.
- Almost bedtime.
- Oh, yeah, if I don't get 10 hours I get cranky.
- How about we at least start where there are other people?
- What if the music's loud?
- Or if it's, like, too crowded?
- Or they won't let me wear my comfy clothes?
- I should go home and change into my comfy clothes.
- We should just go to Lily's.
Oh, I did it again. - Did it again.
- Look, it's hard enough to meet someone without my friends
turning into retirees
the minute they get into a relationships.
- Just go out with your single friends.
I mean, what would it say about you if all your friends
were in relationships and you were the only single one left?
Oh dear.
- Okay, we must have something in common, right?
Like how about,
a farmers market! - We can go on a dawn hike.
- Oo, or you'll love this!
A weekend getaway in a remote cabin with just cozy sweaters!
- Oh my God! - Oh, oh my God!
- Oh my God, yes!
- (beep) Look I get it, okay.
You all won.
Your finished with life,
but I'm still out here alone in (beep).
I'd love to have a Netflix Friday
or to go do a puzzle, but I can't
because I have to go where there are other single people
or I will die alone!
Now, I know the view from your ivory tower must be peachy
but I have boots on the ground
and I need backup!
- Okay, we'll do a single person's night.
(house music)
- Hell yeah.
- (crying) What am I doing wrong?
- Nothing, you're doing nothing wrong.
- What am I doing wrong, I'm ugly!
- No.
- I'm ugly! (cries harder)
- No, you're not.
- Hey its Grant.
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