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We're Sorted.
We're a group of mates from London,
looking for exceptional things in food
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[LAUGHS] Some of us are chefs.
The rest of us we're normals every video we make always
starts with a suggestion from you.
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(SINGING) [INAUDIBLE] I take the cake.
I'm gooey in the middle, baby let me bake.
What is happening?
I am Jamie, and this is Barry.
Now, before we start today's video,
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Episode 1 is available right now, at the Sorted Club.
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But now we are answering the biggest question of all time--
pineapple on pizza, yea or nay?
It's obvious.
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I don't know where we're going.
Exactly.
This is going to be a life changing moment.
We are in West India Quay.
Which is right next to Canary Wharf,
which is the new financial district in London.
Now, boys, there's a reason that Mike and I
have brought you here today.
Our friendship, albeit strong, is separated by one argument.
And today we're hoping that we can
lay to rest this argument, once and for all.
Is this pineapple on pizza?
So a few weeks ago when we were doing London's best pizza
I went with Mike and we wound up at Pizza Pilgrims.
So for the whole of this month they've
put a special on their menu, that
is designed to convert pineapple haters
into pineapple-on-pizza lovers.
I'm not having that.
I know where I stand in the world.
And there's a line.
And I am one side of this line, and pineapple does not
belong on a pizza.
Fact.
All I can say is, if they're going to try to pizza
on a pineapple, that's not going to win me over either.
Should we go find out?
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I'm in my happy place.
It looks Barry designed the restaurant.
And it's got, like, reused tomato cans as lampshades.
It's got some bright colors.
It's got pizza-- a pizza paddle lampshade.
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It's cool.
If Eber says it's cool, then that's a fact.
It's not about aesthetics, it's about the food.
I've never said that in my life, ever.
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You're eating SpongeBob's home.
Pineapples were once believed to cause miscarriages.
Wow, way to bring a video down.
Pineapples are not actually apples or pines.
It's a berry.
And a berry on a pizza is wrong.
You put blueberries in a burger.
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Here they are.
Enjoy, guys.
Hawaii not, LOL.
Honey-roast pineapple, spicy nduja, buffalo mozzarella,
and fresh chili.
Honey-roasted pineapple?
You know, I don't like pineapple.
There is still pineapple.
That does look absolutely delicious.
One reason I don't like pineapple pizza
is I personally don't think it works in the tomato sauce.
And I realize there isn't one.
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I want to make sure I get pineapple
on the first mouthful.
That looks delicious.
If you don't like pineapple on pizza, what we're going to do
is mask it with chili.
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[COUGHS] I can appreciate what the pineapple is doing.
It adds a freshness and a sweetness,
to counteract the spice.
And I don't not like it.
Oh?
The only thing about pineapple that
gets me is I get the itchy mouth feel from pineapple.
I think that's an allergy.
Yeah, I've always had that.
I get it on the [INAUDIBLE] as well.
Yeah, that's not not liking something.
Is it delicious?
Not for me.
I get sweet and salty and spicy and all the other things
and a beautiful bread I still don't
get tropical it's a tropical flavor I don't
know you need that on a pizza.
Salt and pineapple works.
Yeah.
With cheese-- I don't understand the cheese.
Did you just say cheese and pineapple doesn't work?
I don't understand.
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That is delicious.
In the same way that char on the bread
is the best bit of the crust, the char on the pineapple
is also the best bit.
That was pineapple.
I can't deny that is the best ham and pineapple
pizza I've ever had.
It is delicious, but I prefer ham on a [INAUDIBLE] pizza,
than nduja.
To me, it's not as much of a ham and pineapple pizza.
I'm so pumped.
I think that is absolutely delicious.
All it's missing is some [INAUDIBLE]
No, what is wrong with you?
We can agree-- everyone at the table
can agree that you're an idiot, for that.
I don't know if you hate pineapple pizza.
I just think how of ten pizzas it would always
be my tenth choice.
I would never ever put it up.
We have to cast our vote on the way out.
And, basically, throughout the month everyone who's ordered
that pizza has cast their vote.
Cast your vote based on, would you order it again?
Or, did you enjoy it?
Because I enjoyed it.
Yes, it was delicious.
No, I wouldn't have it again.
We all know that double pepperoni
is the best pizza topping.
No, ham and mushroom, mate.
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Welcome, one and all, to a segment
probably created to make this video long enough
for mid-roll ads.
I'm Janice, your commentator.
And today, the fate of the Hawaiian pizza on the line.
Team Hawaiian.
Team We'll Love Anything Else on Pizza Other Than pineapple,
Thank You.
Three, two--
[INAUDIBLE]
--one, go.
[BELL RINGING]
And we're off.
No, no, no, no.
Goal.
The cottage boys draw first blood.
Goal.
Stubble Rash United pull it back,
after a shocker from Barry.
[INAUDIBLE]
It's quite literally like watching Barcelona.
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[CHEERING]
2-1, to [INAUDIBLE] Jay.
Get a ticket.
Yes, good, good.
Hand ball, hand ball.
[CHEERS]
The Hawaiian pizza looks as if it's to say,
unless Barry and Ben can turn things around here.
Oh, and that's a start, with a goal.
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I mean, I'm gluten intolerant, so I
don't care about any of this.
Split screens make us look clever.
Yes.
Yay, goal, or something.
It's just so stressful.
[INAUDIBLE]
So stressful.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's coming to you.
[CHEERING]
Thank goodness for that, because I have no idea what's going on.
We're now falling seriously behind, 6-3.
So we're stopping it.
Four guys so engrossed and committed to the game,
clueless that no one watching cares.
Oh, that was a lucky save, James.
Ah!
6-5, apparently Why did they get me in?
I had to get someone in to look after the ferrets.
This suddenly got a lot more tense.
Expert shaft handling by Ben there.
You are playing with fire, my friend.
Goal!
Yes!
Taking the knees.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no.
This is insane.
Goal, 9-6.
James.
We are within one goal of pineapple pizza
being a thing of the past.
Mate, we can--
You've got to do this.
We can do this.
[CHEERING]
This could be it--
the fate of the Hawaiian pizza could
hinge on this very next goal.
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[CHEERING]
Goal!
Pineapple on pizza is gone forever.
You've heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.
Get that pineapple off your pizza and live your lives.
I hate losing.
I've been Janice, good bye.
Well, that's that.
Decided.
Really?
Can't argue with that, can you?
So whether pineapple should be on the pizza
or not should be decided by a game of foosball.
Yep, yep.
So should all major decisions in life.
Well, here's another way of doing it.
Comment down below and let us know.
And we will tally them up and come to you
with the final conclusion, from the Sorted Crew community.
And that was-- I know what they're going to say?
It's obvious.
And that's it from us.
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So therefore it puts me off it, because I
know it gives that feel.
If a pineapple was as hipster as an avocado,
would you eat pineapple as well?
Probably.
Yeah.