The bitches will love this.
That's the intro right there.
It's going to be, the bitches will love this marks down.
Shoom shoom!
Now, recently the government got in touch with us.
I think his email address was like "dave@government"--
Was it?
And he said, you need to make tennis more interesting.
And um, we came up with this.
Yeah, we did!
Basically. This is petrol in here. Um, yeah.
And that's a tennis ball. So, soaking it
with petrol, and I'm going to serve it.
Hopefully get like a nice style, sort of
"pshh" fireball type of thing.
Now, obviously with it being caked in petrol.
Yeah.
How are you going to stop all the petrol
from landing on your face and arm?
Uh, I've got a glove.
Yeah, that was, that's step one, yep. Glove.
Um, a bucket of water.
I've got a helmet.
And that's uh, we're good to go I think.
All right.
Yeah.
Don't-- we don't need a canister, okay?
This is for facial protection. I'm not, ugh.
He gets annoyed when people tell him
he's got a missing canister.
I ain't missing a canister! I know that!
It looks like an angry moment.
What am I doing here?
Whoa!
"Let me just stand here and admire the shot
while my hand is on fire."
Well, that was a great strike.
It's, it's when I'm filming stuff like this
that I just think, "What on earth do we do for a living?"
Welcome to the dumbest thing that I've ever done.
Ooh! My ass, my ass!
Well, I think that was the-- oh, you're on fire again.
Oh, cheers mate.
I think that went pretty well. I think the government
will be very pleased with what we accomplished.
I've got a sore ass. Thankfully, it wasn't on fire
by the time the ball reached me.
My hand is warm.
You've got a warm hand? Well, then it's a great video.
And um, we came up with this.
Yeah, we did. Wooh!