· From why snakes don’t have legs to how coloured soap turns white, we answer some
of your most burning questions about life.
· I’m Hellbent and I’m here to pick up my paycheck.
· OH MY GOSH!
It’s Hellbent!
I am, like, your biggest fan!
Mwa mwaaaa!
Can - can I stroke your horns?
*Sensual moan* - If you touch them I - will - break - your
- bones, flabby.
- Heh heh - you’re cute.
Will you go out with me?
- I DON’T DATE FATTIES!
- *Sad whimper moan*
10 – PATREON: ChaosMaster12 Why are humans always violent?
- Humans are great.
When I was a young Grgak.
I was bad, okay, I was awful.
I didn’t do my chores, oh lord.
My daddy, my daddy Grgak would inject me with the... the anthrax, okay, here we go, oh boy.
He would - punish me, but I deserved it.
It hurt so good.
- You are so messed up...
I love it.
- Will daddy Hellbent punish me?
- Get back in your cage.
· Humans are not always violent but we have inherited a tendency towards acts of aggression
from our primate ancestors.
Primates, including our closest living ancestors, the chimpanzee, are the most violent towards
each other.
However, humans today are much less prone to homicide than they once were, as there
are complex environmental and social factors at play.
In the middle ages the rate of death by another person was 12 per cent!
Today it is about 1.33 per cent on average.
9 – Maxjc0504 Is dirt an element or a compound?
- Hellbent, my dude, got to ask ya.
Friend to friend.
Amigo to amigo.
- Oh, boy.
- Now listen, listen, you’re cold, you’re hungry.
Listen.
You have NO money.
You have NO food.
You’re starving.
The ground is covered in dirt.
Nutritious dirt.
Okay.
Yes or no?
- Hmm.
Is the dirt clean?
- It is the finest dirt.
Premium soil.
- Eh - yeah sure, I probably would.
- Haha - haha Hellbent!
YOU ARE DISGUSTING!
· · Dirt - or soil more specifically - is neither
a compound nor an element; it is a ‘mixture.’
Soil contains a number of different chemical elements that change from place to place.
Most commonly, soil will comprise air, oxygen and organic matter, while also containing
any number of scientific elements.
8 – Aldred Dela Cruz What is the difference between lizards and salamanders?
- Ok hear me out.
You can tell the difference.
You can.
But - BUT - You must... lick them.
If one tastes like smokey barbeque then it’s CLEARLY a lizard.
But if it tastes like the inside of a sewage pipe, then it’s a salamander.
- Sewage, huh?
So, you obviously know what that tastes like, then?
- Hellbent, come on, my dude, I thought we were besties, don’t hurt what we have, baby
cup.
· · The difference between ‘lizards’ and
‘salamanders’ is that one is a reptile, with scaly skin and clawed toes, and the other
is an amphibian, with moist skin and no claws . These two distinct species inhabit very
different environments.
The amphibious salamander will spend its time in or near water, while the slow-moving lizard,
lives mostly on dry land.
7 – iDeviceHacks What triggers stomach aches?
· When I get the rumblies, I like to settle my belly with some good ol raw chicken, fresh
from 1985.
Best year, my man, best year!
- Grgak.
Bet you can’t eat this whole barrel of raw chicken and not die!
- Challenge accepted, my red skinned lover.
- *Grgak chewing/moaning noises* - *
- *Laughter* You are the greatest person I know.
· A stomach ache could have a number of different causes due to the many organs contained in
the abdomen.
It could stem from any of these organs causing ‘mild stomach cramp’ to more serious conditions
such as ‘appendicitis.’
There are so many possible causes that it can be difficult to identify the specific
ailment.
6 – Noir Chat Why do reptiles and amphibians lay eggs and mammals give birth?
- Ok listen to this, I once knew a girl.
- Lie.
- No, LISTEN.
This girl, one day she-she-she-she squats and gets all red in the face, she’s straining,
I’m scared okay, then out of her skirt pops, like, comes... an-an-an-an... egg.
- Oh yeaaaah, that’s where Melissa came from!
- I KNEW IT!
Does she have any eggs?
Could - could I have some of Melissa’s eggies?
- Yeah, right here, buddy!
- * ·
· For most species that give live births, it means the baby has a longer development
time inside the mother.
This allows the baby to take on nutrition while also being protected from the outside
world.
There is a trade-off though, since it hinders the mother’s ability to move, unlike with
eggs.
5 – Mark schaefer Why does coloured soap turn white when you put it in water?
- Soap haha - trash.
It’s for babies!
Why do I need soap when my perfect body cleans itself!
You want to know how?
You want to know the big secret?
Heh heh, ok, alright - sweat.
Wash yourself with sweat.
- Come on now widdle Grgak, it’s bath time.
Time to scwub away da nasty anthrax :-D
- * - Hellbent, please, PLEASE.
Get that filth away from me I will break your neck haha nah sorry don’t hurt me please
senpai.
- * - AhhHhhhHHHHhhhhHHHH!
· · Coloured soap doesn’t actually “turn
white” when bubbles form.
Instead it spreads over a larger surface area making the layer of soap very thin.
These bubbles contain much more air, and appear transparent.
Since it is slightly darker on the inside than the outside, when the light hits the
bubble it acts more like a mirror, and reflects back the natural colour of light: white.
4 – cjbrown 942 Was the Moon ever an Earth-like Planet or has it always been the same?
- The moon?
Oh, please.
That’s where fatties come from.
It was Earth-like until they ate everything, even the ground, like Jesus man, how do you
eat the GROUND?
I hate fat people.
- Like you?
- More of me to love Hellbent baby.
You jelly?
- No, but I bet you’d like some jelly.
Fat boy.
· · The moon itself was never an “Earth-like
planet” - it is thought to have formed 4.5 billion years ago when a planet named ‘Theia’
collided with the earth.
The moon is what was left following the impact and the cooling of its molten surface.
3 – Dominic Alejandro Why don’t snakes have legs?
Did they originally have them?
- They did.
We cut them off.
We thought it would be funny and it was heh heh heh HAH AAAAAAAAAAA
· - Ha…
Ha Ha…
HaHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
· Snakes don’t have legs because of a genetic mutation in their genes that occurred 150
million years ago.
It is thought that before this mutation, snakes were burrowing lizards with legs.
In fact, snakes still possess this limb-producing gene.
Little buds can be seen on snake embryos where the legs would normally grow; however these
genes ‘turn-off’ once the snake is born.
2 - What would happen if every nuke went off at once?
- My dudes… that would be exquisite.
Entire countries burning.
Chaos.
Death.
Just think of all the laughs we’ll have haha but don’t worry it’s just a prank
bro you’re not really dust, just sidestep the nukes, duck and weave.
You’ll be fine.
- Don’t get my hopes up about the apocalypse.
I’ve been waiting for it for ages and it’s still not here!
- Don’t worry about it baby it’s ok, maybe one day.
Mwa.
- If nukes were detonated all over the world at the same time, billions would die in minutes
and we’d experience nuclear winter (where the Earth cools after a disaster).
Then the soot and radiation would block the sun, leaving the survivors in total darkness
for a long time.
1 – SledgeDigity Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?
- Listen, guys.
Serious time.
My best friend once cooked a steak and ate it.
And now?
He’s dead.
- * - I’m sorry for your loss.
- Are you mocking me you - you pointey tomato!?
You - human strawberry?
You - you bargain bin Satan?
- Hey hey hey - Grgak - stop talking - take a deep breath and then let’s get something
to eat.
- *Oohhh!* Hellbent-kun, you’re so sweet.
· · Cooking is a general term, meaning to apply
heat in food preparation.
Baking, like frying or roasting, has its own defining characteristics: baking uses an oven
and tends to involve exact measurements in its recipes.
“Cooking” is more of a blanket term without specifics.
- * - Hey want to hear a joke?
- No.
- How do you measure a snake?
- I don’t care.
- In inches, they don’t have any feet.
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
- Everything I know is pain :-(